/r/BearJokes
For jokes having to do with bears.
For jokes having to do with bears.
Rules:
All posts must involve bears.
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Bear Joke Life Hack of the Day 22/02/2024: Make jokes about the Bearcourt Manor Assault - the bear version the Brécourt Manor Assault on June 6, 1944.
20:02 UTC
A priest, a philosopher, and a bear walk into a bar but no one was eaten. Why? (alternate punchline)
The philosopher recognized the problem and wisely suggested the priest pray for deliverance from the bear. The bartender, inspired by the priest's prayer, gave the bear some Spanish beans to eat which in turn converted the bear to living a life of godliness instead of eating people.
Moral of the story: always have some free holies around in case you meat an angry bear. Beans are for more than just farting!
02:17 UTC
A priest, a philosopher, and a bear walk into a bar but no one was eaten. Why?
The bar was empty except for the very smart bear who had already earned an MDiv and a PhD.
01:04 UTC
What happened to the bear when he lost his phone?
He got a new one eventually but lost all of his accounts. He didn't mind too much but he missed his bearjokes pals on Discord.
01:02 UTC
What do you get when you give a bear a fish?
A bear eating a fish
21:54 UTC
"I'm the Alpha Male!" - Hungry Bear Robs 7/11
18:17 UTC
Did you hear about the guy that tried to get an apex predator to kill a supernatural clown?
He couldn't bear it.
08:52 UTC
Bear Joke Life Hack of the Day 30/10/2022: Make jokes about Brick Poohin' - the bear version of 5 Time 500cc Motorcycle Racing World Champion, Mick Doohan.
17:56 UTC
21:55 UTC
What car to bears prefer to drive?
A Subearu
03:00 UTC
A bear fell asleep wearing her glasses…
Which is funny because bears don’t wear glasses.
14:43 UTC
Bear Joke Life Hack of the Month 2/2022: Make jokes about bears doing valentines stuff (hint: you could call it bearintines)
03:37 UTC
Bear Joke Life Hack of the Year 2021: Make a bear joke. Any Bear Joke. You know you've been wanting to.
11:41 UTC
Bear Joke Life Hack of the Month 12/2021: Make jokes about bears doing Christmas stuff
11:40 UTC
What do you call a pair of Winnie the Pooh's clean undies?
Pooh pure pants.
12:55 UTC
Bear Joke Life Hack of the Year (2021): Make jokes about bears chasing deers.
12:53 UTC
Bear Joke Life Hack of the Day 10/01/2021: Make jokes about how the days still seem to be getting longer around here even though it's after the sumbear solstice
11:05 UTC
What do you call a bear spinning down a hill?
A bear roll.
11:37 UTC
How did the belligerent bears bite bearies at breakfast besides bakeries?
CHOMP
11:31 UTC
Bear Joke Life Hack of the Day 07/22/2021: Make jokes about belligerent bears biting breakfast bearries besides bakeries.
11:30 UTC
Why did the belligerent bear bite before breakfast?
He had a flea. So he bit that flea.
11:46 UTC
Bear Joke Life Hack of the Day 07/21/2021: Make jokes about belligerent bears biting before breakfast.
11:44 UTC
Why was the other bear sitting on that rock like that Panda?
Cause this joke ulilizes the Bear Joke Life Hack of the Day.
12:43 UTC
BeBear Joke Life Hack of the Day 07/05/2021: Make jokes about other bears like that other Panda.
12:25 UTC
Why was the panda bear sitting on the rock?
He wanted to get stoned.
23:02 UTC