/r/SnailJokes
Jokes having to do with snails.
For jokes having to do with snails.
If you find a really good snail joke, we highly recommend commenting with the official catchphrase of r/SnailJokes: "Snailed it!"
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Happy Cakeday, r/SnailJokes! Today you're 6
Let's look back at some memorable moments and interesting insights from last year.
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18:13 UTC
Happy Cakeday, r/SnailJokes! Today you're 5
Let's look back at some memorable moments and interesting insights from last year.
Your top 1 posts:
18:13 UTC
Happy Cakeday, r/SnailJokes! Today you're 4
Let's look back at some memorable moments and interesting insights from last year.
Your top 4 posts:
18:00 UTC
Doing the lords work
23:53 UTC
Snürch
04:08 UTC
Story time...
08:18 UTC
r/MagicEye : Who needs bread crumbs [Hidden 3d Image]
06:22 UTC
How to spend more time with snails?
Hey everyone! I noticed recently that I haven't been spending much time with snails. I'm not even sure how to find one to spend time with. Does anyone have any experience with this situation? Any tips would be greatly appreciated!
02:30 UTC
A snail goes on a hike
Why wasn't the snail able to find his way back home after his hike through the woods?
He forgot about the trail!
14:50 UTC
It's been awfully *slow* in here lately...
Just like snails ;)
22:34 UTC
A snail goes to buy a car.
The salesman is surprised when the snail picks out a fast, expensive sports car. He’s even more surprised when the snail requires that a big red “S” be painted on both sides.
“Why would you want such a thing?” asked the salesman. The snail then replied: “Well, when people see me driving around town, I want to hear them to say... 'hey, look at that S car go!'"
03:35 UTC
What's the only thing slower than a snail?
The r/snailjokes community coming up with fresh new content!!!
03:18 UTC
WHAT DID SOMEONE SAY AFTER SOMEONE ELSE BONKED A SNAIL OVER THE HEAD?
YOU REALLY HIT THE SNAIL ON THE HEAD
00:09 UTC
A Snail Twister! (Tongue Twister)
Sea snails, sea snails by the snailshore. The snails she snails are surely sea snails. So if she sells snails on the snailshore, I'm sure she snails snailshore snails.
Now try say that as fast as a snail is slow! Have Fun!
07:12 UTC
[Repost] [Grammar Fix] From where do most snails get their news?
The MSSM (main saltwater stream media).
06:39 UTC
[Grammar Fix] From where do most snails get their news?
The MSSM (main saltwater stream media).
06:40 UTC
Where do most snails get their news from?
The MSSM (main saltwater stream media).
06:39 UTC
What's the opposite of snailkenans?
Snailkels.
04:34 UTC
[Spelling Fix] How do snails breathe under water?
Snailkels.
10:24 UTC
How do snails breath under water?
Snailkels.
06:46 UTC
Why did the snail cross the road again after reaching the other side?
They're basically on autopilot. It's not like it even knew what it was doing or where it was going. And before people accuse this of being just another "anti-snailjoke" (shoutout to /r/AntiSnailJokes!), after the snail made its way to the side of the road where it first started, it said "Well, it looks like I've come full snailcle."
06:45 UTC
Why did the snail cross the road?
There was some algae on the other side. It took him a long time, as you can imagine.
06:59 UTC
What is an ant's favorite water sport?
Snail boating.
13:58 UTC
What do you call it when you have two snails getting towed behind a boat with a parachute on?
Pair-a-snailing.
17:30 UTC
Why do snails love cherry slime aide so much?
Because snails really love a good pun. Plus, it's got caffeine in it which provides a really nice boost for when they're feeling kinda sluggish.
19:33 UTC
What's a snail's favorite Christmas present?
A shell phone! Nah, just kidding, it's algae.
00:02 UTC
From which university did George W. Squoosh (the snail version of George W. Bush) graduate?
Snyale.
18:52 UTC
Could a snail ever post a joke to /r/SnailJokes?
Yeah, if you gave it hands, but then it would just conquer the planet and beyond anyway.
18:47 UTC
What the hell did the snail get his son for Christmas?
Nothing, since Santa Clams took care of it!
18:45 UTC