/r/SnailJokes

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Jokes having to do with snails.

For jokes having to do with snails.


If you find a really good snail joke, we highly recommend commenting with the official catchphrase of r/SnailJokes: "Snailed it!"

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Happy Cakeday, r/SnailJokes! Today you're 6

Let's look back at some memorable moments and interesting insights from last year.

Your top 1 posts:

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2022/12/16
18:13 UTC

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Happy Cakeday, r/SnailJokes! Today you're 5

Let's look back at some memorable moments and interesting insights from last year.

Your top 1 posts:

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2021/12/16
18:13 UTC

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Happy Cakeday, r/SnailJokes! Today you're 4

Let's look back at some memorable moments and interesting insights from last year.

Your top 4 posts:

2 Comments
2020/12/16
18:00 UTC

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Doing the lords work

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2020/03/11
23:53 UTC

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Snürch

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2020/02/10
04:08 UTC

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Story time...

3 Comments
2020/01/17
08:18 UTC

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r/MagicEye : Who needs bread crumbs [Hidden 3d Image]

3 Comments
2018/12/02
06:22 UTC

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How to spend more time with snails?

Hey everyone! I noticed recently that I haven't been spending much time with snails. I'm not even sure how to find one to spend time with. Does anyone have any experience with this situation? Any tips would be greatly appreciated!

3 Comments
2018/11/01
02:30 UTC

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A snail goes on a hike

Why wasn't the snail able to find his way back home after his hike through the woods?

He forgot about the trail!

1 Comment
2018/06/17
14:50 UTC

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It's been awfully *slow* in here lately...

Just like snails ;)

0 Comments
2017/08/25
22:34 UTC

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A snail goes to buy a car.

The salesman is surprised when the snail picks out a fast, expensive sports car. He’s even more surprised when the snail requires that a big red “S” be painted on both sides.

“Why would you want such a thing?” asked the salesman. The snail then replied: “Well, when people see me driving around town, I want to hear them to say... 'hey, look at that S car go!'"

0 Comments
2017/07/18
03:35 UTC

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What's the only thing slower than a snail?

The r/snailjokes community coming up with fresh new content!!!

0 Comments
2017/06/21
03:18 UTC

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WHAT DID SOMEONE SAY AFTER SOMEONE ELSE BONKED A SNAIL OVER THE HEAD?

YOU REALLY HIT THE SNAIL ON THE HEAD

0 Comments
2017/05/24
00:09 UTC

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A Snail Twister! (Tongue Twister)

Sea snails, sea snails by the snailshore. The snails she snails are surely sea snails. So if she sells snails on the snailshore, I'm sure she snails snailshore snails.

Now try say that as fast as a snail is slow! Have Fun!

0 Comments
2017/04/13
07:12 UTC

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[Repost] [Grammar Fix] From where do most snails get their news?

The MSSM (main saltwater stream media).

1 Comment
2017/04/08
06:39 UTC

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[Grammar Fix] From where do most snails get their news?

The MSSM (main saltwater stream media).

0 Comments
2017/03/28
06:40 UTC

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Where do most snails get their news from?

The MSSM (main saltwater stream media).

1 Comment
2017/03/28
06:39 UTC

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What's the opposite of snailkenans?

Snailkels.

0 Comments
2017/02/23
04:34 UTC

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[Spelling Fix] How do snails breathe under water?

Snailkels.

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2017/02/20
10:24 UTC

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How do snails breath under water?

Snailkels.

0 Comments
2017/02/18
06:46 UTC

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Why did the snail cross the road again after reaching the other side?

They're basically on autopilot. It's not like it even knew what it was doing or where it was going. And before people accuse this of being just another "anti-snailjoke" (shoutout to /r/AntiSnailJokes!), after the snail made its way to the side of the road where it first started, it said "Well, it looks like I've come full snailcle."

0 Comments
2017/02/18
06:45 UTC

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Why did the snail cross the road?

There was some algae on the other side. It took him a long time, as you can imagine.

1 Comment
2017/02/16
06:59 UTC

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What is an ant's favorite water sport?

Snail boating.

1 Comment
2017/01/08
13:58 UTC

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What do you call it when you have two snails getting towed behind a boat with a parachute on?

Pair-a-snailing.

1 Comment
2017/01/05
17:30 UTC

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Why do snails love cherry slime aide so much?

Because snails really love a good pun. Plus, it's got caffeine in it which provides a really nice boost for when they're feeling kinda sluggish.

1 Comment
2017/01/02
19:33 UTC

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What's a snail's favorite Christmas present?

A shell phone! Nah, just kidding, it's algae.

0 Comments
2016/12/27
00:02 UTC

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From which university did George W. Squoosh (the snail version of George W. Bush) graduate?

Snyale.

1 Comment
2016/12/26
18:52 UTC

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Could a snail ever post a joke to /r/SnailJokes?

Yeah, if you gave it hands, but then it would just conquer the planet and beyond anyway.

0 Comments
2016/12/26
18:47 UTC

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What the hell did the snail get his son for Christmas?

Nothing, since Santa Clams took care of it!

0 Comments
2016/12/26
18:45 UTC

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