/r/TrueTrueBearJokes
Get Your Funny Bone Mauled to Shreds!
For jokes having to do with bears.
Rules:
All posts must either involve bears or /r/TrueTrueBearJokes.
Non-moderators can post Bear Joke Life Hacks (or any derivatives thereof). If you have an idea for one, you are encouraged to post it directly to the sub.
Reposts may only be posted if they use the [Repost] tag. Any reposts made without use of the tag will be removed, and anyone caught reposting three times without use of the tag will be banned.
/r/TrueTrueBearJokes is not your soapbox, personal army, or advertising platform.
Treat others the way you want to be treated. You are welcome to be a bully, but only if you are willing to be bullied back. Moderators, however, are strictly forbidden from bullying you back, so go ahead and really lay into them!
Posts about the subreddit itself must be posted to the appropriate BearJokes Meta-Subreddit (see list below).
Mods reserve the right to remove content or restrict users' posting privileges as necessary if it is deemed detrimental to the subreddit or to the experience of others.
Comment replies consisting solely of images will be removed.
Do not post any personally identifiable information (PII) unless there is high demand.
No pumping, shilling, or FUD (fear, uncertainty, doubt).
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Fat Bear Week Life Hack: Make jokes about what you get when you cross 32 Chunk and 128 Grazer
20:16 UTC
True True Bear Joke Life Hack of the Day: Put a pause on the constant stream of bear jokes today, in protest of the Reddit API changes
16:14 UTC
Fat Bear Week Life Hack of the Day #3: Make jokes about bears’ favorite snacks
04:22 UTC
Fat Bear Week Life Hack of the Day #2: Make jokes about bear weight loss programs
21:55 UTC
Why was the fat bear allowed to take food from the dumpster?
Because his ass was a dumptruck
17:38 UTC
Fat Bear Week Life Hack of the Day #1: Make jokes about where fat bears get their food
17:37 UTC
Ro-Bear Life hack of the week 0b00: Make jokes about bears who can’t keep a schedule
22:40 UTC
Ro-Bear Life hack of the week 00bb: Make jokes about “the one (bear) that got away”
12:48 UTC
Ro-Bear Life hack of the week 00b0: Make jokes about bear bits.
21:54 UTC
What did the bear say after fueling his truck, during the ongoing inflation which causes him to pay much more than usual?
Grrrrrrrr
19:23 UTC
Why did the bear not like going to the zoo?
He only ever got to see the hairless primates, and not a single deer or fish
01:01 UTC
Ro-Bear Life hack of the week 000b: Make jokes about bears in captivity
23:34 UTC
What does a panda say on Halloween?
Bam-BOO!
14:28 UTC
How do we know the pope shits in the woods?
Because he uses his bear ass
02:29 UTC
True True Bear Joke Life Hack of the Day: Scientifically Determine if the Pope shits in the woods
00:49 UTC
Where do young bears store their things at school?
In cubbies
02:08 UTC
True True Bear Joke Life Hack of the Day Unknown: ReTuRn FrOm ThE vOiD!!!
19:56 UTC
Bear Joke Related Life Hack of the Day: Substitute a bear in for the protagonist of your favorite movie and make jokes about what happens next!
06:38 UTC
True True Bear Joke Life Hack of the Day 11/27/21: Create your own bear-joke-related life hack of the day!
19:36 UTC
Why did the robot bear have trouble in the bedroom?
He didn’t have a sex drive
10:44 UTC
Ro-Bear Joke Life Hack of the Day 1/1130/2019: Take a joke that isn’t about bears and make it about bears.
00:18 UTC
What do you call a high-ranking bear in the military?
An Ursa Major
00:17 UTC
What do you get when you cross unsupervised children with a wild bear?
Exhibit A at my custody trial
15:29 UTC
What does a robot bear eat?
deadbeef
16:10 UTC
Ro-Bear Joke Life Hack of the Day 1/1119/2019: Make more jokes about bears and the robot takeover. We enjoyed that.
05:09 UTC
Unofficial Bear Joke Life Hack of the Day 1/1118/2019: Make jokes about how bears celebrate Halloween
05:50 UTC
Why did the bear make a little path out of candy on Halloween?
It was a trick to get himself a little treat
02:19 UTC
SPOOKY Bear Joke Life Hack of the Day 1/1117/2019: Make jokes about bears giving out candy
05:07 UTC
SPOOKY Bear Joke Life Hack of the Day 1/1116/2019: Make jokes about bear tricks and bear treats.
05:46 UTC
SPOOKY Bear Joke Life Hack of the Day 1/1115/2019: Make jokes about bears turning white with fright!
06:56 UTC