/r/TrueTrueBearJokes

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For jokes having to do with bears.

Rules:

  1. All posts must either involve bears or /r/TrueTrueBearJokes.

  2. Non-moderators can post Bear Joke Life Hacks (or any derivatives thereof). If you have an idea for one, you are encouraged to post it directly to the sub.

  3. Reposts may only be posted if they use the [Repost] tag. Any reposts made without use of the tag will be removed, and anyone caught reposting three times without use of the tag will be banned.

  4. /r/TrueTrueBearJokes is not your soapbox, personal army, or advertising platform.

  5. Treat others the way you want to be treated. You are welcome to be a bully, but only if you are willing to be bullied back. Moderators, however, are strictly forbidden from bullying you back, so go ahead and really lay into them!

  6. Posts about the subreddit itself must be posted to the appropriate BearJokes Meta-Subreddit (see list below).

  7. Mods reserve the right to remove content or restrict users' posting privileges as necessary if it is deemed detrimental to the subreddit or to the experience of others.

  8. Comment replies consisting solely of images will be removed.

  9. Do not post any personally identifiable information (PII) unless there is high demand.

  10. No pumping, shilling, or FUD (fear, uncertainty, doubt).


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Fat Bear Week Life Hack: Make jokes about what you get when you cross 32 Chunk and 128 Grazer

2 Comments
2023/10/10
20:16 UTC

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True True Bear Joke Life Hack of the Day: Put a pause on the constant stream of bear jokes today, in protest of the Reddit API changes

0 Comments
2023/06/13
16:14 UTC

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Fat Bear Week Life Hack of the Day #3: Make jokes about bears’ favorite snacks

0 Comments
2022/10/08
04:22 UTC

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Fat Bear Week Life Hack of the Day #2: Make jokes about bear weight loss programs

0 Comments
2022/10/06
21:55 UTC

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Why was the fat bear allowed to take food from the dumpster?

Because his ass was a dumptruck

2 Comments
2022/10/05
17:38 UTC

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Fat Bear Week Life Hack of the Day #1: Make jokes about where fat bears get their food

0 Comments
2022/10/05
17:37 UTC

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Ro-Bear Life hack of the week 0b00: Make jokes about bears who can’t keep a schedule

1 Comment
2022/05/11
22:40 UTC

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Ro-Bear Life hack of the week 00bb: Make jokes about “the one (bear) that got away”

0 Comments
2022/04/05
12:48 UTC

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Ro-Bear Life hack of the week 00b0: Make jokes about bear bits.

0 Comments
2022/03/27
21:54 UTC

12

What did the bear say after fueling his truck, during the ongoing inflation which causes him to pay much more than usual?

Grrrrrrrr

0 Comments
2022/03/20
19:23 UTC

6

Why did the bear not like going to the zoo?

He only ever got to see the hairless primates, and not a single deer or fish

0 Comments
2022/03/20
01:01 UTC

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Ro-Bear Life hack of the week 000b: Make jokes about bears in captivity

0 Comments
2022/03/19
23:34 UTC

5

What does a panda say on Halloween?

Bam-BOO!

0 Comments
2022/03/19
14:28 UTC

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How do we know the pope shits in the woods?

Because he uses his bear ass

0 Comments
2021/12/31
02:29 UTC

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True True Bear Joke Life Hack of the Day: Scientifically Determine if the Pope shits in the woods

0 Comments
2021/12/31
00:49 UTC

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Where do young bears store their things at school?

In cubbies

0 Comments
2021/12/21
02:08 UTC

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True True Bear Joke Life Hack of the Day Unknown: ReTuRn FrOm ThE vOiD!!!

2 Comments
2021/12/11
19:56 UTC

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Bear Joke Related Life Hack of the Day: Substitute a bear in for the protagonist of your favorite movie and make jokes about what happens next!

0 Comments
2021/11/28
06:38 UTC

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True True Bear Joke Life Hack of the Day 11/27/21: Create your own bear-joke-related life hack of the day!

2 Comments
2021/11/27
19:36 UTC

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Why did the robot bear have trouble in the bedroom?

He didn’t have a sex drive

0 Comments
2021/11/14
10:44 UTC

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Ro-Bear Joke Life Hack of the Day 1/1130/2019: Take a joke that isn’t about bears and make it about bears.

0 Comments
2021/11/14
00:18 UTC

3

What do you call a high-ranking bear in the military?

An Ursa Major

0 Comments
2021/11/14
00:17 UTC

3

What do you get when you cross unsupervised children with a wild bear?

Exhibit A at my custody trial

0 Comments
2021/11/09
15:29 UTC

2

What does a robot bear eat?

deadbeef

0 Comments
2021/11/03
16:10 UTC

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Ro-Bear Joke Life Hack of the Day 1/1119/2019: Make more jokes about bears and the robot takeover. We enjoyed that.

0 Comments
2021/11/02
05:09 UTC

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Unofficial Bear Joke Life Hack of the Day 1/1118/2019: Make jokes about how bears celebrate Halloween

0 Comments
2021/10/31
05:50 UTC

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Why did the bear make a little path out of candy on Halloween?

It was a trick to get himself a little treat

0 Comments
2021/10/31
02:19 UTC

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SPOOKY Bear Joke Life Hack of the Day 1/1117/2019: Make jokes about bears giving out candy

0 Comments
2021/10/30
05:07 UTC

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SPOOKY Bear Joke Life Hack of the Day 1/1116/2019: Make jokes about bear tricks and bear treats.

0 Comments
2021/10/29
05:46 UTC

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SPOOKY Bear Joke Life Hack of the Day 1/1115/2019: Make jokes about bears turning white with fright!

0 Comments
2021/10/28
06:56 UTC

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