/r/shittyriddles
This is a place to tell your best riddles.
Thanks.
You can make spoilers like so:
[Spoiler](#s "The dog crossed the river on the back of the hen")
It will look like this:
Rules
Here are the rules:
- Don't post riddles that are too hard. This is a place for solving riddles, not not solving them
- Always post the answer to the riddle. It's no fun to have a riddle if you don't know the answer to the riddle.
- Any riddles that are too hard must be modified to be too easy, even if the answer is posted (and it must be).
- If you have to modify a too hard riddle to make it too easy, don't make it too too easy, as this takes away the sport.
- If you need to take a week and a half to figure out the answer that's ok.
- Please post only the freshest of riddles
- Racist riddles are not OK and will never be OK. Fuck you
- Talk shit, get hit.
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riddles in dah comments!!
18:48 UTC
TRIDDLE IN COMMENTS
19:05 UTC
RDDILE IRL BELOW!!!!
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Riddle: Can you guess which beach we went to? Cure but with a K. Find out:
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What song are we going a live cover of in this older take? Find out in a DAAAAAAAYYYYY!!!!
19:59 UTC
THE RIDDLE OF THE SEASON BELOWETH!!
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Sometimes I'm a Riddle in the Comments.
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Pirate RIIDLES! BELOWWW!!!
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TRIDDLE BELOWETH
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Riddle diddle de, doe ray me! (in dar comments)
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Argh Middle Riddle: (IN DER COMMENTS)
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Riddle 2d THRIDDLE: (in der coommments!!
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RIddle to the PHrIDDLe BELOW:
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Riddle thriddle BELOW!:
19:19 UTC
Can you guess the title of our most recent YouTube video?
Can you guess the title of our YouTube video?
The title of our video is a palindrome with the following phrase:
“Ekam Lerri? U.Q.S.! A Seod D. Nuos? Tah W.!”
There are six words in the title:
You can check it out the title here: https://youtu.be/yYnY53VNPr4?si=GFJrxj4yxeGZJ1rp
19:55 UTC
Can you guess the title of our YouTube video?
A three word title:
- What is a cute rodent that rhymes with girl?
- What did the Buddha attain at death that rhymes with vengeance?
- What is infinite and rhymes with tinnitus?
You can click the link below to find the answer:
00:55 UTC
My favorite candy bar
My favorite candy bar is twice as good as yours. What is my favorite candy bar?
20:01 UTC
Curious if you guys can answer this. It's tricky and shitty enough to be good
19:11 UTC
What am I?
I speak without a mouth, hear without ears,
I have no body, but I can bring you to tears.
What am I?
You can find some clues on the original post as well: https://www.toodat.com/community/post/M7Vl4zbq7reprOZq
Help a bro out!
07:21 UTC
The Enigmatic Journey
In a small town, there is a charming library known for its unique book classification system. The library contains 100 books arranged on 10 shelves, with 10 books on each shelf. The classification system is not based on traditional methods like author or genre. Instead, it uses a mysterious mechanism that always ensures the right book is found.
Visitors to the library are puzzled by this system and wonder how it works. There are no signs, no visible indicators, and no librarian assistance to guide them. Yet, every time someone walks in and requests a specific book, the system directs them straight to the shelf and position where the book is located.
One day, a curious reader decided to uncover the secret behind this unique classification system. After spending hours observing the library and trying to decipher the mechanism, they grew more perplexed. There seemed to be no apparent pattern or logic to how the books were placed.
Determined to solve the mystery, the reader approached one of the regular visitors and asked, "How does this library's book classification system work? I can't seem to figure it out. There are no labels, and no apparent order. How does it know where to find the right book?"
The regular visitor smiled, looked at them, and said, "It's simple, really, once you understand the hidden code."
So, how does the library's classification system work?
There are also clues under the original posts on 👀https://www.toodat.com/community/post/WYxk8mep86eMyJNj
07:09 UTC
Can you guess the Secret Message from this Youtube video? (I seriously doubt it!)
The answer is part of a secret message from our YouTube video. You can check it out here to see if you got it right: https://youtu.be/K-SHUp8rKf0
Everything below this paragraph is the riddle:
This three-word phrase can be said, when it is truly felt positively, from a parent to a child irregardless of what they do.
This three-word phrase can be said, when it is not truly felt, as a way to avoid dealing with personal problems.
This three-word phrase has a four-letter second word that’s first letter is the twelfth of the NATO phonetic alphabet.
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