/r/shittyriddles

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This is a place to tell your best riddles.

Thanks.

You can make spoilers like so:

[Spoiler](#s "The dog crossed the river on the back of the hen")

It will look like this:

Spoiler

Rules

Here are the rules:

  1. Don't post riddles that are too hard. This is a place for solving riddles, not not solving them
  2. Always post the answer to the riddle. It's no fun to have a riddle if you don't know the answer to the riddle.
  3. Any riddles that are too hard must be modified to be too easy, even if the answer is posted (and it must be).
  4. If you have to modify a too hard riddle to make it too easy, don't make it too too easy, as this takes away the sport.
  5. If you need to take a week and a half to figure out the answer that's ok.
  6. Please post only the freshest of riddles
  7. Racist riddles are not OK and will never be OK. Fuck you
  8. Talk shit, get hit.

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/r/NSFW_Riddles

/r/TheRiddleInternet

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If you prefer jokes you may enjoy:

/r/BearJokes

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/r/shittyriddles

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Riddle Me This on YouTube

0 Comments
2023/04/20
18:30 UTC

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You drink it just like water; you say it tastes like candy.

1 Comment
2022/06/27
00:33 UTC

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Can anyone solve this?

  1. In a city nearly boston a green gift from china. The name of the father is first.
  2. The head of the king was stolen from a beetle in the hand of a troll. Under what is second.
  3. The most popular spell. Third of course.
  4. The maker of iebs favorite droid is fourth.
  5. Bertoldos keyword for the asylum is fifth.
  6. The best line gandalf says to saruman is sixth.
  7. The speed of an Awl Pike is seventh.
  8. The answer to life, the universe, and everything is eighth.
  9. For each word take only the first. Erase spaces. This is ninth.
  10. Find the clue in the warrens this is last.
0 Comments
2022/05/07
05:28 UTC

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Stop Watch

If you tear me, I will fold.

If scratch me, double fold.

If you stop me, your death be told.

0 Comments
2021/10/31
12:53 UTC

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Can someone help with this one??

I am used to keep the air clean, but I leave scars on earth when found. I have an electric personality. What am I?

3 Comments
2021/09/30
03:46 UTC

5

There was a lady smoking a cigarette. Where was the lady?

3 Comments
2021/03/17
01:45 UTC

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How big is an enchilada?

A lotta inches.

0 Comments
2021/03/01
22:39 UTC

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What is big, red and eats rocks

A big red rock eater

1 Comment
2021/03/01
11:30 UTC

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anyone know some impossible riddles that has an amazing solution?? i know i might be reaching for the stars but it has to be impossible not just hard. Oh and I would love it if it wasn't a nonsense riddle:) if you don't know please just give me any genre or keyword i can search up to get it

5 Comments
2021/01/05
11:33 UTC

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If you overfeed me I will die. If you underfeed me I will die. If you forget to give me water I will die. Am I worth the trouble?

3 Comments
2020/09/30
17:11 UTC

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Mathematical riddle [HARD]

“Let's see if you can solve it”

-27, -2, 84, -65, -1, -84, 3, -14, 43, -15, 58, 2, -73, 6, 12, 6, -82, -1, 51, 7, -71, 68, 60, -6, 66, -21, -21, 51, 41

Clue 1: c-a=2

Last clue:

-27, -2, 84, -65, -1, -84, 3, -14, 43, -15, 58, 2, -73, 6, 12, 6, -82, -1, 51, 7, -71, 68, 60, -6, 66, -21, -21, 51, 41

and "Let's see if you can solve it", how do they relate?

0 Comments
2020/09/27
17:17 UTC

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Is there any service called Uber Boobs?

1 Comment
2020/09/10
19:26 UTC

7

Who put the poop in the toilet and didn't flush?

1 Comment
2020/06/25
22:13 UTC

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Does he really come there for hunting?

A hunter goes into the woods to hunt a bear. He carries his trusty .22 rifle with him. After a while, he spots a very large bear, takes aim, and fires. When the smoke clears, the bear is gone. A moment later, the bear taps the hunter on the shoulder and says, “No one shoots at me and gets away with it. You have two choices: I can rip your throat out and eat you, or you can drop your trousers, bend over, and I’ll sodomize you”. The hunter decides that anything is better than death, so he drops his trousers and bends over; and the bear does what he said he would do.

After the bear has left, the hunter pulls up his trousers and staggers back into town. He’s pretty mad. He buys a .50 caliber sniper rifle and he returns to the forest. He sees the same bear, aims, and fires, but the bear is nowhere to be seen. A moment later the bear taps the hunter on the shoulder and says, “You know what to do.”

Afterward, the hunter pulls up his trousers, crawls back into town, and buys a bazooka. Now he’s really mad. He returns to the forest, sees the bear, aims, and fires. The force of the bazooka blast knocks him flat on his back. When the smoke clears, the bear is standing over him and says, “You don't really come here to hunt, do you?"

Does he?

1 Comment
2020/06/12
03:00 UTC

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What is a riddle without a solution? (Not word play)

This one doesn't have an answer. It's just something to ponder.

6 Comments
2020/06/10
01:24 UTC

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What is a riddle without a solution? (Word play)

Solven't

0 Comments
2020/06/08
05:37 UTC

7

Where’d it come from?

Where’d the 10$ come from

What’s the answer too this riddle A man has 700$ his friend asked to borrow 300. The man said sure he now has 400. The next day the friend comes back again asks to borrow 200 the man said sure. He now has 200. The next day the friend comes back again and asks to borrow 90 the man said fine and gave it to him. He now has 110. The next day the friend come by and says may I please borrow the last 110 I promise I’ll pay it back. The man gives in and gives him the 110. How did he give away $10 extra 700 Man 400 +200+ 110 + 0 = 710 Friend 300 200 90 110 = 700

9 Comments
2020/05/14
19:17 UTC

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I'm a few more than none and less than some. Ruin my fun and I'll sever your thumb.

0 Comments
2020/05/14
18:04 UTC

2

Advanced Riddles Part 2

1 Comment
2020/05/14
18:00 UTC

3

If Sally gives Fred two coins, how will he ever get rid of them?

Hint: He will use the same two coins over and over again

0 Comments
2020/05/08
16:51 UTC

6

A jury riddle

Here's a riddle for you:

You sit on a jury for one of the deaths of a prosecutor. Your verdict goes in his favor. The prosecuting attorney is upset, and begins to take his revenge. You find out his plans and work with the defense to stop him. Then, the prosecutor suddenly dies and becomes the last person to die in a murder trial. You find yourself watching in horror as you write the verdict, while the judge points his gun at you and says "hit the gas."

What does your verdict say?

Answer: >!it doesn't say anything at all. It simply reiterates the information you have already heard from the entire trial.!<

2 Comments
2020/05/08
16:44 UTC

6

What's the creature that's bound to ceilings and sucks lamps?

11 Comments
2020/05/05
18:34 UTC

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The Big Shitty Riddles Chat Thread

Chat about big shitty riddles in this thread.

9 Comments
2020/03/23
21:47 UTC

3

Hard riddle that only a Genius can Solve..

How is it Possible to stop the Spread of CoronaVirus?

4 Comments
2020/03/15
00:19 UTC

3

Well a relatable riddle i guess

Who is that guy who does not sleep, who lost his life and always cries,

He who lost his touch with friends - they all are victims of same fate,

He who dreams of things to end but cannot stop it all himself,

He who gave up on his dreams and now is doomed to have no sex.

Every time six months pass by he's in a state of death inside.

0 Comments
2020/01/24
08:02 UTC

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