/r/shittyriddles
This is a place to tell your best riddles.
Thanks.
You can make spoilers like so:
[Spoiler](#s "The dog crossed the river on the back of the hen")
It will look like this:
Here are the rules:
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/r/shittyriddles
PLEASE COMMENT! This would be a great way to help CHOP
My story of why I am here.
Chop has always been a bundle of energy and has never encountered health issues—until now. I aimed to treat him to a comfy bed, but he chose to chew it up instead. As the days went by, I noticed changes in his stool consistency, prompting me to keep a close eye on him. Now, after three days without a healthy bowel movement, I've taken proactive steps by scheduling an appointment for him to be seen in the next 24 hours.The issue, as you may know, is that veterinary expenses are out-of-pocket. I currently have insurance for these situations, but we have struggled to access cash.I genuinely appreciate your consideration in this matter. If you’re able to assist, I can provide the veterinarian’s information for direct payment on behalf of Chop. Once I receive any reimbursement, it would mean so much to me to donate that amount to animal assistance programs, helping other furry friends in need. Thank you for your compassion and support.
Can you guess the title of our YouTube video?
The title of our video is a palindrome with the following phrase:
“Ekam Lerri? U.Q.S.! A Seod D. Nuos? Tah W.!”
There are six words in the title:
You can check it out the title here: https://youtu.be/yYnY53VNPr4?si=GFJrxj4yxeGZJ1rp
A three word title:
You can click the link below to find the answer:
My favorite candy bar is twice as good as yours. What is my favorite candy bar?
I speak without a mouth, hear without ears,
I have no body, but I can bring you to tears.
What am I?
You can find some clues on the original post as well: https://www.toodat.com/community/post/M7Vl4zbq7reprOZq
Help a bro out!
In a small town, there is a charming library known for its unique book classification system. The library contains 100 books arranged on 10 shelves, with 10 books on each shelf. The classification system is not based on traditional methods like author or genre. Instead, it uses a mysterious mechanism that always ensures the right book is found.
Visitors to the library are puzzled by this system and wonder how it works. There are no signs, no visible indicators, and no librarian assistance to guide them. Yet, every time someone walks in and requests a specific book, the system directs them straight to the shelf and position where the book is located.
One day, a curious reader decided to uncover the secret behind this unique classification system. After spending hours observing the library and trying to decipher the mechanism, they grew more perplexed. There seemed to be no apparent pattern or logic to how the books were placed.
Determined to solve the mystery, the reader approached one of the regular visitors and asked, "How does this library's book classification system work? I can't seem to figure it out. There are no labels, and no apparent order. How does it know where to find the right book?"
The regular visitor smiled, looked at them, and said, "It's simple, really, once you understand the hidden code."
So, how does the library's classification system work?
There are also clues under the original posts on 👀https://www.toodat.com/community/post/WYxk8mep86eMyJNj