/r/shittyriddles
This is a place to tell your best riddles.
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You can make spoilers like so:
[Spoiler](#s "The dog crossed the river on the back of the hen")
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/r/shittyriddles
If you tear me, I will fold.
If scratch me, double fold.
If you stop me, your death be told.
I am used to keep the air clean, but I leave scars on earth when found. I have an electric personality. What am I?
A lotta inches.
A big red rock eater
“Let's see if you can solve it”
-27, -2, 84, -65, -1, -84, 3, -14, 43, -15, 58, 2, -73, 6, 12, 6, -82, -1, 51, 7, -71, 68, 60, -6, 66, -21, -21, 51, 41
Clue 1: c-a=2
Last clue:
-27, -2, 84, -65, -1, -84, 3, -14, 43, -15, 58, 2, -73, 6, 12, 6, -82, -1, 51, 7, -71, 68, 60, -6, 66, -21, -21, 51, 41
and "Let's see if you can solve it", how do they relate?
A hunter goes into the woods to hunt a bear. He carries his trusty .22 rifle with him. After a while, he spots a very large bear, takes aim, and fires. When the smoke clears, the bear is gone. A moment later, the bear taps the hunter on the shoulder and says, “No one shoots at me and gets away with it. You have two choices: I can rip your throat out and eat you, or you can drop your trousers, bend over, and I’ll sodomize you”. The hunter decides that anything is better than death, so he drops his trousers and bends over; and the bear does what he said he would do.
After the bear has left, the hunter pulls up his trousers and staggers back into town. He’s pretty mad. He buys a .50 caliber sniper rifle and he returns to the forest. He sees the same bear, aims, and fires, but the bear is nowhere to be seen. A moment later the bear taps the hunter on the shoulder and says, “You know what to do.”
Afterward, the hunter pulls up his trousers, crawls back into town, and buys a bazooka. Now he’s really mad. He returns to the forest, sees the bear, aims, and fires. The force of the bazooka blast knocks him flat on his back. When the smoke clears, the bear is standing over him and says, “You don't really come here to hunt, do you?"
Does he?
This one doesn't have an answer. It's just something to ponder.
Solven't
Where’d the 10$ come from
What’s the answer too this riddle A man has 700$ his friend asked to borrow 300. The man said sure he now has 400. The next day the friend comes back again asks to borrow 200 the man said sure. He now has 200. The next day the friend comes back again and asks to borrow 90 the man said fine and gave it to him. He now has 110. The next day the friend come by and says may I please borrow the last 110 I promise I’ll pay it back. The man gives in and gives him the 110. How did he give away $10 extra 700 Man 400 +200+ 110 + 0 = 710 Friend 300 200 90 110 = 700
Hint: He will use the same two coins over and over again
Here's a riddle for you:
You sit on a jury for one of the deaths of a prosecutor. Your verdict goes in his favor. The prosecuting attorney is upset, and begins to take his revenge. You find out his plans and work with the defense to stop him. Then, the prosecutor suddenly dies and becomes the last person to die in a murder trial. You find yourself watching in horror as you write the verdict, while the judge points his gun at you and says "hit the gas."
What does your verdict say?
Answer: >!it doesn't say anything at all. It simply reiterates the information you have already heard from the entire trial.!<
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Every time six months pass by he's in a state of death inside.