/r/HumanJokes

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A place for bears to make jokes about humans.

A place for bears to make jokes about humans.

/r/HumanJokes

67 Subscribers

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(x-post from /r/BearJokes) Why did the human cross the road?

"Because I felt like it!" said the bear, who was actually a human!

0 Comments
2017/01/23
18:34 UTC

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Human Joke Life Hack of the Day 1/23/17: For something a little more experimental, make a human joke that starts out normal but by the end reveals to the reader that the joke teller is in fact a human!

Human Joke Life Hack Bonus: Include bears in it so you can X-post it to /r/BearJokes (a place for humans to make jokes about bears) after! Hopefully they won't catch on that you're actually just a bear pretending to be a human, and not a real human like them.

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2017/01/23
09:11 UTC

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Do you know what else is a 4 letter word? [BJLHIA]

I'll eat you.

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2016/12/04
17:18 UTC

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Why was the human drunk?

Because I made myself a bloody Mary. She was sure tasty! Really hit the spot, if you know what I mean!

2 Comments
2016/12/02
13:02 UTC

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Human Joke Life Hack of the Day 12/1/16: Use "barbarian" as a play on "barbearian".

0 Comments
2016/12/01
20:29 UTC

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Human Joke Life Hack of the Day 11/30/16: Make jokes about Barbie—the human version of Bearbie.

0 Comments
2016/11/30
21:18 UTC

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what does the bear ask the human?

"why are you bare footed?"

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2016/11/26
07:46 UTC

3

What's is the best thing about humans?

I don't know, but the fact that they enjoy going to a maul rates pretty high on my list.

1 Comment
2016/09/24
13:55 UTC

5

Why are humans so annoying?

They haven't been eaten by bears yet.

0 Comments
2016/09/01
20:54 UTC

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What should a human do when they get a genie in a bottle?

Wish to be eaten by a bear. There is no greater honor.

0 Comments
2016/09/01
19:36 UTC

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Human Joke Life Hack of the Day 2/29/16: Make jokes about Leo winning the Oscar and somehow relate it to humans.

1 Comment
2016/02/29
06:08 UTC

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Human Joke Life Hack of the Day 2/28/16: Make jokes about German humans.

0 Comments
2016/02/28
07:42 UTC

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Human Joke Life Hack of the Day 2/27/16: Make jokes about human genies.

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2016/02/27
06:43 UTC

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Human Joke Life Hack of the Day 2/26/16: Make jokes about French humans.

0 Comments
2016/02/26
05:47 UTC

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How can you tell if a bear is a non-human-eater?

Don't worry, none of us are.

0 Comments
2016/02/25
08:56 UTC

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[Life Hack in action] What do humans learn about at human school?

Apparently not how to avoid getting eaten by us (bears).

0 Comments
2016/02/25
08:51 UTC

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Human Joke Life Hack of the Day 2/25/16: Make jokes about human school and what that must be like.

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2016/02/25
08:50 UTC

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Human Joke Life Hack of the Day 2/24/16: Although humans emit no visible light, they do reflect it. Jokes could be made about this.

0 Comments
2016/02/24
07:27 UTC

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Human Joke Life Hack of the Day 2/23/16: Make jokes about humans flirting.

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2016/02/23
04:30 UTC

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Why do humans get pregnant?

To create more food for bears.

0 Comments
2016/02/23
03:20 UTC

2

What do you call a human without ears?

Easy stalkin'.

0 Comments
2016/02/22
05:42 UTC

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What do you call a human without ears?

B. (as in "Bitch, where are your ears?!")

0 Comments
2016/02/22
05:41 UTC

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Human Joke Life Hack of the Day 2/22/16: Make jokes about human pregnancy.

0 Comments
2016/02/22
05:39 UTC

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[Life Hack in action] A human posts the following to /r/BearJokes:

[Life Hack in action] A bear posts the following to /r/HumanJokes:

What is a human's favorite band?

I don't know, I'm not familiar with any bands.

0 Comments
2016/02/22
00:56 UTC

6

[LHIA] Growl grrr grrrrrrr growl grr?

Grr grrrrrrrrrrrr grrrowl grrl!

1 Comment
2016/02/21
21:49 UTC

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What did the human say to his mate when he left his house (the human version of a den)?

"Well, off to work! Time to get some money!" (the human version of honey)

0 Comments
2016/02/21
18:47 UTC

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[Life Hack in action] A human posts the following to /r/BearJokes:

What is a bear's favorite band?

Although I am familiar with bands, I am still not sure which ones they would like. So I am going to abstain from answering.

Now, off to work!

0 Comments
2016/02/21
18:38 UTC

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What is a human's favorite band?

I don't know, I'm not familiar with any bands.

0 Comments
2016/02/21
18:33 UTC

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