/r/HumanJokes
A place for bears to make jokes about humans.
A place for bears to make jokes about humans.
/r/HumanJokes
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(x-post from /r/BearJokes) Why did the human cross the road?
"Because I felt like it!" said the bear, who was actually a human!
18:34 UTC
Human Joke Life Hack of the Day 1/23/17: For something a little more experimental, make a human joke that starts out normal but by the end reveals to the reader that the joke teller is in fact a human!
Human Joke Life Hack Bonus: Include bears in it so you can X-post it to /r/BearJokes (a place for humans to make jokes about bears) after! Hopefully they won't catch on that you're actually just a bear pretending to be a human, and not a real human like them.
09:11 UTC
Do you know what else is a 4 letter word? [BJLHIA]
I'll eat you.
17:18 UTC
Why was the human drunk?
Because I made myself a bloody Mary. She was sure tasty! Really hit the spot, if you know what I mean!
13:02 UTC
Human Joke Life Hack of the Day 12/1/16: Use "barbarian" as a play on "barbearian".
20:29 UTC
Human Joke Life Hack of the Day 11/30/16: Make jokes about Barbie—the human version of Bearbie.
21:18 UTC
what does the bear ask the human?
"why are you bare footed?"
07:46 UTC
What's is the best thing about humans?
I don't know, but the fact that they enjoy going to a maul rates pretty high on my list.
13:55 UTC
Why are humans so annoying?
They haven't been eaten by bears yet.
20:54 UTC
What should a human do when they get a genie in a bottle?
Wish to be eaten by a bear. There is no greater honor.
19:36 UTC
Human Joke Life Hack of the Day 2/29/16: Make jokes about Leo winning the Oscar and somehow relate it to humans.
06:08 UTC
Human Joke Life Hack of the Day 2/28/16: Make jokes about German humans.
07:42 UTC
Human Joke Life Hack of the Day 2/27/16: Make jokes about human genies.
06:43 UTC
Human Joke Life Hack of the Day 2/26/16: Make jokes about French humans.
05:47 UTC
How can you tell if a bear is a non-human-eater?
Don't worry, none of us are.
08:56 UTC
[Life Hack in action] What do humans learn about at human school?
Apparently not how to avoid getting eaten by us (bears).
08:51 UTC
Human Joke Life Hack of the Day 2/25/16: Make jokes about human school and what that must be like.
08:50 UTC
Human Joke Life Hack of the Day 2/24/16: Although humans emit no visible light, they do reflect it. Jokes could be made about this.
07:27 UTC
Human Joke Life Hack of the Day 2/23/16: Make jokes about humans flirting.
04:30 UTC
Why do humans get pregnant?
To create more food for bears.
03:20 UTC
What do you call a human without ears?
Easy stalkin'.
05:42 UTC
What do you call a human without ears?
B. (as in "Bitch, where are your ears?!")
05:41 UTC
Human Joke Life Hack of the Day 2/22/16: Make jokes about human pregnancy.
05:39 UTC
[Life Hack in action] A human posts the following to /r/BearJokes:
[Life Hack in action] A bear posts the following to /r/HumanJokes:
What is a human's favorite band?
I don't know, I'm not familiar with any bands.
00:56 UTC
[LHIA] Growl grrr grrrrrrr growl grr?
Grr grrrrrrrrrrrr grrrowl grrl!
21:49 UTC
What did the human say to his mate when he left his house (the human version of a den)?
"Well, off to work! Time to get some money!" (the human version of honey)
18:47 UTC
[Life Hack in action] A human posts the following to /r/BearJokes:
What is a bear's favorite band?
Although I am familiar with bands, I am still not sure which ones they would like. So I am going to abstain from answering.
Now, off to work!
18:38 UTC
What is a human's favorite band?
I don't know, I'm not familiar with any bands.
18:33 UTC