/r/BugJokes

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For jokes having to do with bugs.

For jokes having to do with bugs.

/r/BugJokes

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6

Do you know what bugs me the most?

Bugs.

0 Comments
2016/06/30
12:57 UTC

3

How many bugs does it take to perform a simple task?

Even more than you would think.

2 Comments
2016/06/03
08:26 UTC

4

How many bugs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only two, but so far none have ever gotten in. Damned if they won't keep trying though.

0 Comments
2016/05/29
23:20 UTC

3

What do you call a bug that is hunting for a light reddish jungle cat?

Insector Clouseau.

0 Comments
2016/05/29
23:04 UTC

4

How do you get a bug to leave you alone?

Find a banker bug and fill out his standard loan application.

0 Comments
2016/05/29
22:54 UTC

2

How do you get a mosquito to fly into a bar?

Open all the windows and doors. From there on out, it's simply a waiting game.

0 Comments
2015/09/27
19:57 UTC

4

How do you leave a bug alone?

Just stop lookin at it and think about something else.

0 Comments
2015/09/12
05:42 UTC

3

How do you get a bug to leave you alone?

Say "buzz off".

0 Comments
2015/09/12
03:36 UTC

4

How many bugs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

An ant could probably do it by itself have you heard how much they can lift its like 10 times their own weight maybe more.

0 Comments
2015/09/12
03:35 UTC

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