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<div class="md"><p>Bugs.</p>
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Do you know what bugs me the most?

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<div class="md"><p>Even more than you would think.</p>
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How many bugs does it take to perform a simple task?

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Only two, but so far none have ever gotten in. Damned if they won't keep trying though. 

<div class="md"><p>Only two, but so far none have ever gotten in. Damned if they won&#39;t keep trying though. </p>
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How many bugs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

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<div class="md"><p>Insector Clouseau. </p>
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What do you call a bug that is hunting for a light reddish jungle cat?

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Find a banker bug and fill out his standard loan application. 

<div class="md"><p>Find a banker bug and fill out his standard loan application. </p>
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How do you get a bug to leave you alone?

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Open all the windows and doors. From there on out, it's simply a waiting game.

<div class="md"><p>Open all the windows and doors. From there on out, it&#39;s simply a waiting game.</p>
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How do you get a mosquito to fly into a bar?

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Just stop lookin at it and think about something else.

<div class="md"><p>Just stop lookin at it and think about something else.</p>
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How do you leave a bug alone?

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<div class="md"><p>Say &quot;buzz off&quot;.</p>
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An ant could probably do it by itself have you heard how much they can lift its like 10 times their own weight maybe more.

<div class="md"><p>An ant could probably do it by itself have you heard how much they can lift its like 10 times their own weight maybe more.</p>
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How many bugs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

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Do you know what bugs me the most?

How many bugs does it take to perform a simple task?

How many bugs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What do you call a bug that is hunting for a light reddish jungle cat?

How do you get a bug to leave you alone?

How do you get a mosquito to fly into a bar?

How do you leave a bug alone?

How do you get a bug to leave you alone?

How many bugs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?