/r/AntZingers
Jokes (aka "zingers") having to do with ants.
For zingers having to do with ants.
/r/AntZingers
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What do ants have in common with trousers?
The both end with "ants" if you call trousers pants!
23:25 UTC
What's the ant version of "Ants in my pants!" ?
"I got humans in my Exoskeleton!"
(NOTE: Ants have an exoskeleton that would wear like we humans wear pants.)
09:26 UTC
Why did the ant cross the road?
It was following a chemical trail left by a previous ant.
It's explained here: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trail_pheromone
12:45 UTC
What is an ant's favorite water sport?
Snail boating.
13:57 UTC
What do ants use to weld their metals together?
A process called Termite welding of course!
(A play on the word "Thermite")
16:48 UTC
What's an ant's favorite type of shoe?
Not sure, but they have to buy three pairs of them each time. Now THAT, ladies gentlemen, would start to get expensive after a while.
00:44 UTC
What did the pack (swarm? family?) of ants say to the family who screamed at them to leave their picnic alone?
"Sorry but we simply cant."
06:33 UTC
What did the ant say to the cocky bodybuilder?
"Do you even lift?"
It was referencing how ants can lift so many times their own bodyweight. It said it in a real high-pitched voice, which people found funny.
05:45 UTC