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Jokes (aka "zingers") having to do with ants.

For zingers having to do with ants.

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What do ants have in common with trousers?

The both end with "ants" if you call trousers pants!

1 Comment
2020/06/13
23:25 UTC

6

What's the ant version of "Ants in my pants!" ?

"I got humans in my Exoskeleton!"

(NOTE: Ants have an exoskeleton that would wear like we humans wear pants.)

4 Comments
2017/08/05
09:26 UTC

3

Why did the ant cross the road?

It was following a chemical trail left by a previous ant.

It's explained here: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trail_pheromone

7 Comments
2017/01/23
12:45 UTC

6

What is an ant's favorite water sport?

Snail boating.

0 Comments
2017/01/08
13:57 UTC

3

What do ants use to weld their metals together?

A process called Termite welding of course!

(A play on the word "Thermite")

1 Comment
2016/10/31
16:48 UTC

7

What's an ant's favorite type of shoe?

Not sure, but they have to buy three pairs of them each time. Now THAT, ladies gentlemen, would start to get expensive after a while.

1 Comment
2016/08/31
00:44 UTC

5

What did the pack (swarm? family?) of ants say to the family who screamed at them to leave their picnic alone?

"Sorry but we simply cant."

1 Comment
2016/06/24
06:33 UTC

5

What did the ant say to the cocky bodybuilder?

"Do you even lift?"

It was referencing how ants can lift so many times their own bodyweight. It said it in a real high-pitched voice, which people found funny.

0 Comments
2016/05/29
05:45 UTC

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