/r/limejokes

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/r/limejokes

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lime jokes needed

ay people where the lime jokes at URGENT

1 Comment
2022/05/17
04:11 UTC

2

Why couldn’t the lime be in the orchestra?

Because he just couldn’t keep lime.

0 Comments
2019/06/04
22:32 UTC

4

What did the head cook say to the kitchen staff who threw out a box of limes?

“You’re out of lime!”

2 Comments
2019/05/29
17:25 UTC

4

Why did the lime get a DUI?

He was driving in the wrong lime!

1 Comment
2018/08/14
05:19 UTC

2

What do you call it when a lime and a mole get together to impersonate Franklin D. Roosevelt?

Franklime D. Molesevelt!

(x-post r/MoleJokes)

0 Comments
2017/05/01
05:18 UTC

4

What do you call a lime whose job is to perform for and entertain the king?

The court zester.

1 Comment
2017/03/13
06:26 UTC

7

What do you call a lime in the basement?

Sublime.

0 Comments
2017/03/05
18:32 UTC

2

What does the lime version of a Phish concert audience look like?

0 Comments
2017/02/08
04:53 UTC

3

What do you call a rock made of limes?

A limestone.

2 Comments
2017/01/15
20:49 UTC

6

um so what do you call a lime that's past its prime?

i don't know, i couldn't think of a punchlime

1 Comment
2016/10/05
00:57 UTC

6

What do you get when a lime makes you sick?

Lime Disease

0 Comments
2016/09/24
23:59 UTC

7

What kind of time did the lime receive for committing his crime?

It wasn't seven years! It wasn't eight years! He got sentenced to Lime years!

0 Comments
2016/09/20
09:51 UTC

5

Why was the lime laughing its green little corner thing off?

It was reading this thread.

1 Comment
2016/09/14
19:23 UTC

5

Why is a lime destined for a fruity drink a ridiculous idea?

Because that would mean it's just set up as a punch lime for a joke.

0 Comments
2016/09/14
13:06 UTC

4

[Nationality Roast] Why should you never call a Brit a limey?

It's offensive to limes.

0 Comments
2016/09/14
05:48 UTC

3

Why was the lime in the coconut?

You tell me. You put it there. ;)

1 Comment
2016/09/14
05:34 UTC

6

What did Frank's friend say when his skin disease cleared up unexpected after dropping citrus from his diet?

Huh, looks like there's no lime or lesion!

2 Comments
2016/09/14
03:22 UTC

5

What did the lime say to her friend Russell when she wanted him to stop standing?

Citrus!

(Sit, Russ)

0 Comments
2016/09/14
02:35 UTC

4

What did the little lime, who had fallen behind, yell when the other limes said "keep up!"?

"Hold on, I'm rind behind ya!"

0 Comments
2016/09/14
01:03 UTC

5

What did the lime drive to the prom?

A lime-o.

0 Comments
2016/09/14
00:52 UTC

5

What's a lime's favorite drink?

Sprite.

2 Comments
2016/09/14
00:23 UTC

3

What's the deal with airlime food?

0 Comments
2016/09/13
22:40 UTC

3

What's a lime's favorite recreational activity?

In-lime skating

0 Comments
2016/09/13
21:46 UTC

3

What do you call it when when you hit lemon's cousin

Punch lime

0 Comments
2016/09/13
21:44 UTC

4

What is a lime's favorite type of cheese?

Limeburger

0 Comments
2016/09/13
21:08 UTC

5

What do you call a lime's favorite predominantly anapestic poem structure with a strict rhyme scheme, which is sometimes obscene with humorous intent?

A limerick

0 Comments
2016/09/13
21:04 UTC

4

Where does a lime go to look up information?

On-lime

0 Comments
2016/09/13
21:01 UTC

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