/r/limejokes
/r/limejokes
36 Subscribers
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lime jokes needed
ay people where the lime jokes at URGENT
1 Comment
2022/05/17
04:11 UTC
04:11 UTC
2
Why couldn’t the lime be in the orchestra?
Because he just couldn’t keep lime.
0 Comments
2019/06/04
22:32 UTC
22:32 UTC
4
What did the head cook say to the kitchen staff who threw out a box of limes?
“You’re out of lime!”
2 Comments
2019/05/29
17:25 UTC
17:25 UTC
4
Why did the lime get a DUI?
He was driving in the wrong lime!
1 Comment
2018/08/14
05:19 UTC
05:19 UTC
2
What do you call it when a lime and a mole get together to impersonate Franklin D. Roosevelt?
Franklime D. Molesevelt!
(x-post r/MoleJokes)
0 Comments
2017/05/01
05:18 UTC
05:18 UTC
5
What do you call a lime whose job is to perform for and entertain the king?
The court zester.
1 Comment
2017/03/13
06:26 UTC
06:26 UTC
5
What do you call a lime in the basement?
Sublime.
0 Comments
2017/03/05
18:32 UTC
18:32 UTC
2
What does the lime version of a Phish concert audience look like?
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2017/02/08
04:53 UTC
04:53 UTC
3
What do you call a rock made of limes?
A limestone.
2 Comments
2017/01/15
20:49 UTC
20:49 UTC
6
um so what do you call a lime that's past its prime?
i don't know, i couldn't think of a punchlime
1 Comment
2016/10/05
00:57 UTC
00:57 UTC
6
What do you get when a lime makes you sick?
Lime Disease
0 Comments
2016/09/24
23:59 UTC
23:59 UTC
7
What kind of time did the lime receive for committing his crime?
It wasn't seven years! It wasn't eight years! He got sentenced to Lime years!
0 Comments
2016/09/20
09:51 UTC
09:51 UTC
1 Comment
2016/09/14
19:23 UTC
19:23 UTC
5
Why is a lime destined for a fruity drink a ridiculous idea?
Because that would mean it's just set up as a punch lime for a joke.
0 Comments
2016/09/14
13:06 UTC
13:06 UTC
5
[Nationality Roast] Why should you never call a Brit a limey?
It's offensive to limes.
0 Comments
2016/09/14
05:48 UTC
05:48 UTC
3
Why was the lime in the coconut?
You tell me. You put it there. ;)
1 Comment
2016/09/14
05:34 UTC
05:34 UTC
6
What did Frank's friend say when his skin disease cleared up unexpected after dropping citrus from his diet?
Huh, looks like there's no lime or lesion!
2 Comments
2016/09/14
03:22 UTC
03:22 UTC
4
What did the lime say to her friend Russell when she wanted him to stop standing?
Citrus!
(Sit, Russ)
0 Comments
2016/09/14
02:35 UTC
02:35 UTC
4
What did the little lime, who had fallen behind, yell when the other limes said "keep up!"?
"Hold on, I'm rind behind ya!"
0 Comments
2016/09/14
01:03 UTC
01:03 UTC
5
What did the lime drive to the prom?
A lime-o.
0 Comments
2016/09/14
00:52 UTC
00:52 UTC
5
What's a lime's favorite drink?
Sprite.
2 Comments
2016/09/14
00:23 UTC
00:23 UTC
3
What's the deal with airlime food?
0 Comments
2016/09/13
22:40 UTC
22:40 UTC
3
What's a lime's favorite recreational activity?
In-lime skating
0 Comments
2016/09/13
21:46 UTC
21:46 UTC
4
What do you call it when when you hit lemon's cousin
Punch lime
0 Comments
2016/09/13
21:44 UTC
21:44 UTC
4
What is a lime's favorite type of cheese?
Limeburger
0 Comments
2016/09/13
21:08 UTC
21:08 UTC
6
What do you call a lime's favorite predominantly anapestic poem structure with a strict rhyme scheme, which is sometimes obscene with humorous intent?
A limerick
0 Comments
2016/09/13
21:04 UTC
21:04 UTC
3
Where does a lime go to look up information?
On-lime
0 Comments
2016/09/13
21:01 UTC
21:01 UTC