/r/StarWarsJokes

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For jokes having to do with Star Wars.

For jokes having to do with Star Wars.

/r/StarWarsJokes

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My wife has had the same cough for three months.

It’s an older cold, but it checks out.

0 Comments
2024/03/07
15:16 UTC

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Who plays black?

I asked AI to render this joke for me. He did a really good job and almost nailed the word balloon. You get the idea. Happy cake day post!

1 Comment
2024/01/19
02:13 UTC

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My musician friend wants to be a Jedi—it's too bad....

His MIDI-chlorian count is too low 😔

(Originally mine from r/Dadjokes)

1 Comment
2024/01/14
03:13 UTC

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A joke about droids

Two B-1 battledroids were about to board a MTT. But one of the droids stopped in its tracks and asked the other:

B-1 #1: Do you have some oil?

B-1 #2: Roger, roger.

B-1 #1: Appreciated. I need some for my exhaust port. I have Hemodroids. I cannot board the Multi-Troop Transport otherwise.

0 Comments
2023/12/22
17:15 UTC

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How do you know when wookie milk goes bad?

When it starts getting Chewie

0 Comments
2023/11/11
06:08 UTC

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Did you hear about the organization book that a Gungan wrote?

Did you hear about the organization book that a Gungan wrote?

It was all about putting your valuables in JarJars.

1 Comment
2023/06/04
00:17 UTC

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Yoda, feeling lonely, decided to bring sheep to his home planet. What did the sheep have to say?

They go baa.

0 Comments
2023/04/20
14:57 UTC

3

Anime Star Wars joke

What is a Jedis favorite character? Not Chew, Bacca!

0 Comments
2023/02/07
03:11 UTC

8

What’s a stormtrooper’s favorite store?

The one right next to the Target

0 Comments
2022/11/30
02:54 UTC

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I don't understand why Stormtroopers took so long to learn to Fly...

...all they had to do was throw themselves at the ground.

!...and miss.!<

0 Comments
2022/10/21
14:10 UTC

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Modern Darth Vader

2 Comments
2022/06/21
18:23 UTC

2

I made this happen.

2 Comments
2022/06/18
23:35 UTC

2

Where do clone troopers buy their clothes?

Banana republic

1 Comment
2022/05/30
02:51 UTC

5

Why was Darth Vader so much taller than Luke and Leia?

Because his suit gave him an extra two feet

1 Comment
2022/04/08
17:35 UTC

4

Toy Yoda? Toyota?

1 Comment
2022/03/19
20:50 UTC

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Putting The Pal In Palpatine: Emperor Palpatine Answers The Internet's Top Questions

1 Comment
2022/03/16
18:16 UTC

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This got a serious laugh from me.

1 Comment
2022/02/23
12:41 UTC

4

What Do Star Wars Fans Want?

...Wanga!

1 Comment
2022/02/20
04:34 UTC

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Did you hear about the B1 who told on his coworkers?

He was a tattle droid.

1 Comment
2022/01/10
15:52 UTC

7

What’s the internal temperature of a tauntaun?

Lukewarm

4 Comments
2021/12/10
18:12 UTC

7

When Luke Skywalker was looking for replacement arm part, he couldn’t anything acceptable at the first shop he visited.

The next one had it, though. The second hand store.

1 Comment
2021/12/07
06:16 UTC

7

What is a clone trooper's favorite band?

Onerepublic.

3 Comments
2021/11/09
03:14 UTC

6

new meme format

1 Comment
2021/09/26
17:18 UTC

5

B1-Battle Droid Tells Star Wars Jokes

1 Comment
2021/09/14
21:04 UTC

2

A woman stole an original R2D2 prop from

0 Comments
2021/09/10
05:43 UTC

4

Heres a joke. What do Darth Vader and Americans have in common?

They both use Imperial Units

0 Comments
2021/08/23
04:07 UTC

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General Grievous Open Mic Stand Up Set

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2021/08/13
17:57 UTC

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Savage Opress had OTHER siblings

One was an artist who made art from ephemera: Collage Opress

One operated a trash compactor: Garbage Opress

One sister had a big chest: Cleavage Opress

One never distinguished himself from the rest: Average Opress

One liked to engage in witty banter: Badinage Opress

Another sister rode fancy horses: Dressage Opress

when they all got together they had....

Entourage Opress

1 Comment
2021/07/12
19:29 UTC

6

If The Mandalorian worked at Subway, how would he greet customers?

“Welcome to The Way. Is your sandwich going in warm or going in cold?”

0 Comments
2021/07/12
00:32 UTC

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