/r/StarWarsJokes
For jokes having to do with Star Wars.
For jokes having to do with Star Wars.
/r/StarWarsJokes
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My wife has had the same cough for three months.
It’s an older cold, but it checks out.
15:16 UTC
Who plays black?
I asked AI to render this joke for me. He did a really good job and almost nailed the word balloon. You get the idea. Happy cake day post!
02:13 UTC
My musician friend wants to be a Jedi—it's too bad....
His MIDI-chlorian count is too low 😔
(Originally mine from r/Dadjokes)
03:13 UTC
A joke about droids
Two B-1 battledroids were about to board a MTT. But one of the droids stopped in its tracks and asked the other:
B-1 #1: Do you have some oil?
B-1 #2: Roger, roger.
B-1 #1: Appreciated. I need some for my exhaust port. I have Hemodroids. I cannot board the Multi-Troop Transport otherwise.
17:15 UTC
How do you know when wookie milk goes bad?
When it starts getting Chewie
06:08 UTC
Did you hear about the organization book that a Gungan wrote?
Did you hear about the organization book that a Gungan wrote?
It was all about putting your valuables in JarJars.
00:17 UTC
Yoda, feeling lonely, decided to bring sheep to his home planet. What did the sheep have to say?
They go baa.
14:57 UTC
Anime Star Wars joke
What is a Jedis favorite character? Not Chew, Bacca!
03:11 UTC
What’s a stormtrooper’s favorite store?
The one right next to the Target
02:54 UTC
I don't understand why Stormtroopers took so long to learn to Fly...
...all they had to do was throw themselves at the ground.
!...and miss.!<
14:10 UTC
Modern Darth Vader
18:23 UTC
I made this happen.
23:35 UTC
Where do clone troopers buy their clothes?
Banana republic
02:51 UTC
Why was Darth Vader so much taller than Luke and Leia?
Because his suit gave him an extra two feet
17:35 UTC
Toy Yoda? Toyota?
20:50 UTC
Putting The Pal In Palpatine: Emperor Palpatine Answers The Internet's Top Questions
18:16 UTC
This got a serious laugh from me.
12:41 UTC
What Do Star Wars Fans Want?
...Wanga!
04:34 UTC
Did you hear about the B1 who told on his coworkers?
He was a tattle droid.
15:52 UTC
What’s the internal temperature of a tauntaun?
Lukewarm
18:12 UTC
When Luke Skywalker was looking for replacement arm part, he couldn’t anything acceptable at the first shop he visited.
The next one had it, though. The second hand store.
06:16 UTC
What is a clone trooper's favorite band?
Onerepublic.
03:14 UTC
new meme format
17:18 UTC
B1-Battle Droid Tells Star Wars Jokes
21:04 UTC
A woman stole an original R2D2 prop from
the Disney museum.
She got the Darth Penalty.
05:43 UTC
Heres a joke. What do Darth Vader and Americans have in common?
They both use Imperial Units
04:07 UTC
General Grievous Open Mic Stand Up Set
17:57 UTC
Savage Opress had OTHER siblings
One was an artist who made art from ephemera: Collage Opress
One operated a trash compactor: Garbage Opress
One sister had a big chest: Cleavage Opress
One never distinguished himself from the rest: Average Opress
One liked to engage in witty banter: Badinage Opress
Another sister rode fancy horses: Dressage Opress
when they all got together they had....
Entourage Opress
19:29 UTC
If The Mandalorian worked at Subway, how would he greet customers?
“Welcome to The Way. Is your sandwich going in warm or going in cold?”
00:32 UTC