/r/EvilLeagueOfEvil
Rule #1: We win or prevent others from winning.
- 30 - 7 WEEK 1 SF PIT
- 38 - 20 WEEK 1 GB CHI
- 40 - 0 WEEK 1 DAL NY
- 12 - 30 WEEK 3 NY SF
- 3 - 38 WEEK 4 NE DAL
- 10 - 42 WEEK 5 DAL SF
- 19 - 23 WEEK 10 GB PIT
- 17 - 49 WEEK 10 NY DAL
- 7 - 10 WEEK 12 NE NYG
- 22 - 24 WEEK 14 GB NYG
- 21 - 18 WEEK 14 NE PIT
- 9 - 17 WEEK 18 CHI GB
- 48 - 32 Wild Card GB DAL
- 21 - 24 Divisional GB SF
- DON'T DELETE THIS LINE// Week ## (Date) 0:00PM ET TEA TEA
Doesn't winning feel great? When you know you're better than everyone else, and it is undeniable that you are the epitome of all that is awesome about something? Here is the home for those winners, those few who know what it's like to win at any cost.
We welcome people who videotape sidelines and deflate footballs; who have a steel curtain made of anabolic steroids; who have a storied history and a crazy owner. We toast to those who have had an unfair number of Hall-of-Fame quarterbacks; to men who have been to the frozen tundra and survived; to those who thwart perfect seasons with helmet catches; and we pay our respects to the forefathers of Evil in the NFL. Here is the home of winners, regardless of the cost of victory.
They may hate us for it, but the Evil Empire always prevails.
OFFICIAL ELOE WIKI |
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EVIL CHALICE HISTORY & STATS |
ELOE SURVIVOR AND PICK 'EM LEAGUES |
Team | Record | vs. Inferiors |
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12 - 5 | 9 - 5 | |
12 - 5 | 9 - 4 | |
10 - 7 | 9 - 5 | |
9 - 8 | 7 - 6 | |
7 - 10 | 7 - 8 | |
6 - 11 | 3 - 9 | |
4 - 13 | 3 - 11 | |
Overall | 60 - 59 | 47 - 48 |
Group | W | L | T | % |
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Evil League of Evil | 60 | 59 | 0 | .504 |
Ungulate Teams | 64 | 55 | 0 | .538 |
Bird Teams | 44 | 41 | 0 | .518 |
The Plunderhood | 45 | 57 | 0 | .441 |
Cat Team Brotherhood | 32 | 36 | 0 | .471 |
Good League of Good | 27 | 24 | 0 | .529 |
updated 1/26/24
"Being Evil is going to five Super Bowls in the last 15 years. Being Evil is having six rings and never being counted out. Being Evil is being THE COWBOYS."
- Ditka
/r/EvilLeagueOfEvil
The Evil League of Evil is once again hosting weekly fantasy football games! Just like we've done the last however many years, there will be a survivor and a pick 'em league that you can sign up for and compete against fellow ELOE fans.
If you join any of these leagues, please try to be as active as possible and make picks every week. Also, note that you can disable weekly email reminders in the settings if you find them annoying like I do.
#1: Yahoo Weekly Pick 'Em (ID: 20177, password: odunze) In this group, each week you pick who you think will win every game. Pretty standard.
#2: Yahoo Survivor (ID: 11908, password: ceedee) In this group, you only pick one team you think will win per week. If you're correct, you cannot pick that team again for the rest of the season. You are allowed two strikes.
#3: Yahoo Fantasy Football (Draft Saturday, 8/31 at noon PST) This is a 12 team Superflex half-PPR league. Please only join if you can make the draft and stay invested all year.
49ers vs Patriots September 29th
49ers vs Cowboys October 27th
Patriots vs Bears November 10th
Bears vs Packers November 17th
49ers vs Packers November 24th
Packers vs 49ers November 24th
Cowboys vs Giants November 28th
Bears vs 49ers December 8th
49ers vs Bears December 8th
Bears vs Packers January 5th
Packers vs Bears January 5th
The first team is who would hold the chalice going into the same
https://www.nflmockdraftdatabase.com/user-mock-drafts/2024/user-mock-2413170
My new ELOE draft after the trade since I drafted it as if Fields wasn't leaving the first time.
https://www.nflmockdraftdatabase.com/user-mock-drafts/2024/user-mock-2366054
I want Fields to stay so I didn't draft a QB early on for my Chicago Bears
Q1 | Q2 | Q3 | Q4 | OT | T | |
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SF | 0 | 10 | 0 | 9 | 3 | 22 |
KC | 0 | 3 | 10 | 6 | 6 | 25 |
Use this thread to discuss the game, and always remember rule #1 we win or we prevent other from winning. Besides, there is nothing more evil than the 49ers slowly giving the game away and disappointing their fans. (Just saying, the Packers beat the Chiefs...)
Evil may have lost this one but evil will always return, because in the end Evil always prevails.
Stay evil, and no, the Chiefs still won't be added
Evil
Weather you're a 49ers fan or not, today is about victory for our Evil League of Evil.
Discuss whatever you want related to this game today, trash talk the interiors INFERIORS, or talk shit about the cowboys.
Stay evil.
His resumé speaks for itself
With the sub coming back, I feel like we need to reiterate some of our most basic evil rules.
A: No, regardless of their recent and current success, they are an inferior team and will not be considered for membership.
A: No, even with their recent lack of success, they are one of the original evil teams and are stuck as members whether they like it or not.
With these things in mind, we absolutely encourage smack talk between evil teams. Just because we're in the same Evil League, doesn't mean we have to like each other. Just make the smack talk more interesting than "Bears are bad, kick them out of the League".
This sub is about trashing inferior teams, highlighting successes of our Evil teams and evil players (including highlighting significant evil players actions who have moved to inferior teams), and winning or preventing other from winning at any cost.
Stay Evil, and Fuck the Cowboys.
As Regular Season and Postseason Chalice Champs, the 49ers will be defending their crown in these matchups next season
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A man who can break the heart of a Bird Team like he did on Sunday deserves a tip of the hat from those of us on the Dark Side. If only the Bears had taken him instead of the Very Inferior Mitch Trubisky... oh what could have been...
The 49ers made Lions fans feel false hope for most of the game, but as evil does, it prevails.
First of all, it’s nice to see this sub back again.
With the 49ers barely hanging on to beat the Packers last weekend, they will keep the chalice. With no remaining ELOE teams in the playoffs, they will keep it until at least next season, and are chalice champions for the 2nd straight year!
I’ll do my best to keep this the evilest place on record.
After a convincing beatdown of the Steelers in Week 1, a convincing beatdown of the Giants in Week 3, and a convincing beatdown of the Cowboys in Week 5 SNF last night, the 49ers have successfully defended the Evil Chalice three times this season. Since the 49ers don't play any more ELOE teams in the rest of the regular season, the next time anyone could try to steal the chalice is during the playoffs, depending on how things shake out.
They have won, and prevented others from winning. True evil.
A serious week 1 beatdown of the Steelers keeps the Chalice in SF's possession until week 3 when they play the Giants.
The Steelers still have a shot at the Chalice if the Giants steal it from the 49ers, the Pats steal it from the Giants, and the Steelers steal it from the Pats.
The Evil League of Evil is once again hosting weekly fantasy football games! Just like we've done the last five years, there will be a survivor and a pick 'em league that you can sign up for and compete against fellow ELOE fans.
If you join any of these leagues, please try to be as active as possible and make picks every week. Also, note that you can disable weekly email reminders in the settings if you find them annoying like I do.
1: Yahoo Weekly Pick 'Em (ID: 27494, password: purdy) In this group, each week you pick who you think will win every game. Pretty standard.
2: Yahoo Survivor (ID: 16140, password: saquon) In this group, you only pick one team you think will win per week. If you're correct, you cannot pick that team again for the rest of the season. You are allowed two strikes.
Sorry for the late notice, I've been real busy the last year and haven't had time for ELOE/reddit.
Just wondering if this will be a thing again this year? Thanks all!!!!
Draft is tomorrow at 4 pm lads. Be there or be Ryan Leaf.
Ok, I think we've gotten all the old timers that would like to play again this year, so that leaves 5 spots open. First come first serve if people are interested.
THE LEAGUE IS NOW FULL! Best of luck to the newcomers, and to the winners of last year, you guys suck and I hate you.
I am planning a weekly write up, if that's allowed. The trials of this league will be monumental, like a modern day Greek tragedy.
Any renewals?
Any newcomers?
The blood must flow, brothers.