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Rule #1: We win or prevent others from winning.

Rule #1: We win or prevent others from winning.

Doesn't winning feel great? When you know you're better than everyone else, and it is undeniable that you are the epitome of all that is awesome about something? Here is the home for those winners, those few who know what it's like to win at any cost.

We welcome people who videotape sidelines and deflate footballs; who have a steel curtain made of anabolic steroids; who have a storied history and a crazy owner. We toast to those who have had an unfair number of Hall-of-Fame quarterbacks; to men who have been to the frozen tundra and survived; to those who thwart perfect seasons with helmet catches; and we pay our respects to the forefathers of Evil in the NFL. Here is the home of winners, regardless of the cost of victory.

They may hate us for it, but the Evil Empire always prevails.

Important Links

OFFICIAL ELOE WIKI
JOIN THE DISCORD
EVIL CHALICE HISTORY & STATS
ELOE SURVIVOR AND PICK 'EM LEAGUES

ELOE Standings

Team Record vs. Inferiors
12 - 5 9 - 5
12 - 5 9 - 4
10 - 7 9 - 5
9 - 8 7 - 6
7 - 10 7 - 8
6 - 11 3 - 9
4 - 13 3 - 11
Overall 60 - 59 47 - 48

Inferior Standings

Group W L T %
Evil League of Evil 60 59 0 .504
Ungulate Teams 64 55 0 .538
Bird Teams 44 41 0 .518
The Plunderhood 45 57 0 .441
Cat Team Brotherhood 32 36 0 .471
Good League of Good 27 24 0 .529

updated 1/26/24

"Being Evil is going to five Super Bowls in the last 15 years. Being Evil is having six rings and never being counted out. Being Evil is being THE COWBOYS."

- Ditka

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Happy 3-28 to all who celebrate!

3 Comments
2024/03/28
17:49 UTC

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ELOE Redraft after Fields trade

https://www.nflmockdraftdatabase.com/user-mock-drafts/2024/user-mock-2413170

My new ELOE draft after the trade since I drafted it as if Fields wasn't leaving the first time.

2 Comments
2024/03/18
02:11 UTC

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Evil League of Evil Mockdraft

https://www.nflmockdraftdatabase.com/user-mock-drafts/2024/user-mock-2366054

I want Fields to stay so I didn't draft a QB early on for my Chicago Bears

2 Comments
2024/03/13
03:05 UTC

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Super Bowl LVIII EVIL Post Game Thread

Super Bowl LVIII

Q1Q2Q3Q4OTT
SF01009322
KC03106625

 

Use this thread to discuss the game, and always remember rule #1 we win or we prevent other from winning. Besides, there is nothing more evil than the 49ers slowly giving the game away and disappointing their fans. (Just saying, the Packers beat the Chiefs...)

Evil may have lost this one but evil will always return, because in the end Evil always prevails.

Stay evil, and no, the Chiefs still won't be added

12 Comments
2024/02/12
04:54 UTC

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Super Bowl LVIII EVIL Discussion thread

Evil

4 Comments
2024/02/11
23:42 UTC

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San Fransisco 49ers vs Kansas City Chiefs - Super Bowl LVIII EVIL Pregame Thread

Weather you're a 49ers fan or not, today is about victory for our Evil League of Evil.

Discuss whatever you want related to this game today, trash talk the interiors INFERIORS, or talk shit about the cowboys.

Stay evil.

27 Comments
2024/02/11
14:26 UTC

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Found this recently in the 49ers subreddit

3 Comments
2024/01/30
23:46 UTC

157

Is Martellus Bennett the most evil player of all time?

His resumé speaks for itself

28 Comments
2024/01/30
15:34 UTC

114

ELOE Rules Reminder - No Teams will be added or Removed.

With the sub coming back, I feel like we need to reiterate some of our most basic evil rules.

  • The ELOE Team roster is set and will not change.
  • No questioning why a team is or is not in the ELOE.
  • No asking to add or remove teams from the ELOE.

FAQ

Q: Can we add the Chiefs?

A: No, regardless of their recent and current success, they are an inferior team and will not be considered for membership.

 

Q: Can we remove the Bears?

A: No, even with their recent lack of success, they are one of the original evil teams and are stuck as members whether they like it or not.

 

With these things in mind, we absolutely encourage smack talk between evil teams. Just because we're in the same Evil League, doesn't mean we have to like each other. Just make the smack talk more interesting than "Bears are bad, kick them out of the League".

This sub is about trashing inferior teams, highlighting successes of our Evil teams and evil players (including highlighting significant evil players actions who have moved to inferior teams), and winning or preventing other from winning at any cost.

 

Stay Evil, and Fuck the Cowboys.

55 Comments
2024/01/29
17:31 UTC

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2024 Regular Season Chalice matchups

As Regular Season and Postseason Chalice Champs, the 49ers will be defending their crown in these matchups next season

HOME

Bears
Patriots
Cowboys

AWAY

Packers

2 Comments
2024/01/29
17:02 UTC

63

The Chiefs are unworthy of joining the League, but I will say Mahomes is fairly sinister in a way I admire

A man who can break the heart of a Bird Team like he did on Sunday deserves a tip of the hat from those of us on the Dark Side. If only the Bears had taken him instead of the Very Inferior Mitch Trubisky... oh what could have been...

30 Comments
2024/01/29
14:16 UTC

118

EVIL PREVAILS - 49ers defeat Lions 34-31 and deny the Lions their first Super Bowl appearance.

The 49ers made Lions fans feel false hope for most of the game, but as evil does, it prevails.

10 Comments
2024/01/29
03:07 UTC

142

The 49ers defend the chalice and will keep it until next season!

First of all, it’s nice to see this sub back again.

With the 49ers barely hanging on to beat the Packers last weekend, they will keep the chalice. With no remaining ELOE teams in the playoffs, they will keep it until at least next season, and are chalice champions for the 2nd straight year!

7 Comments
2024/01/25
15:20 UTC

92

We’re back, baby!

I’ll do my best to keep this the evilest place on record.

17 Comments
2024/01/25
02:14 UTC

226

San Francisco 49ers Defend the Chalice, EVERYONE ELSE Eliminated from Regular Season Chalice Contention

After a convincing beatdown of the Steelers in Week 1, a convincing beatdown of the Giants in Week 3, and a convincing beatdown of the Cowboys in Week 5 SNF last night, the 49ers have successfully defended the Evil Chalice three times this season. Since the 49ers don't play any more ELOE teams in the rest of the regular season, the next time anyone could try to steal the chalice is during the playoffs, depending on how things shake out.

They have won, and prevented others from winning. True evil.

13 Comments
2023/10/09
15:32 UTC

72

The San Francisco 49ers defend the Chalice!

A serious week 1 beatdown of the Steelers keeps the Chalice in SF's possession until week 3 when they play the Giants.

The Steelers still have a shot at the Chalice if the Giants steal it from the 49ers, the Pats steal it from the Giants, and the Steelers steal it from the Pats.

6 Comments
2023/09/10
21:32 UTC

110

2023 Evil Chalice Flowchart

13 Comments
2023/08/30
01:13 UTC

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ELOE Weekly Pick 'Em and Survivor is back for 2023!

The Evil League of Evil is once again hosting weekly fantasy football games! Just like we've done the last five years, there will be a survivor and a pick 'em league that you can sign up for and compete against fellow ELOE fans.

If you join any of these leagues, please try to be as active as possible and make picks every week. Also, note that you can disable weekly email reminders in the settings if you find them annoying like I do.

1: Yahoo Weekly Pick 'Em (ID: 27494, password: purdy) In this group, each week you pick who you think will win every game. Pretty standard.

2: Yahoo Survivor (ID: 16140, password: saquon) In this group, you only pick one team you think will win per week. If you're correct, you cannot pick that team again for the rest of the season. You are allowed two strikes.

Sorry for the late notice, I've been real busy the last year and haven't had time for ELOE/reddit.

1 Comment
2023/08/29
16:57 UTC

8

Survivor league?

Just wondering if this will be a thing again this year? Thanks all!!!!

3 Comments
2023/08/28
23:22 UTC

4

ELOE Fantasy football reminder

Draft is tomorrow at 4 pm lads. Be there or be Ryan Leaf.

2 Comments
2023/08/19
22:06 UTC

13

ELOE Fantasy League update

Ok, I think we've gotten all the old timers that would like to play again this year, so that leaves 5 spots open. First come first serve if people are interested.

https://football.fantasysports.yahoo.com/f1/76973/invitation?key=8aba1893b1aa336b&soc_trk=lnk&ikey=322aa2f21ba28922

THE LEAGUE IS NOW FULL! Best of luck to the newcomers, and to the winners of last year, you guys suck and I hate you.

I am planning a weekly write up, if that's allowed. The trials of this league will be monumental, like a modern day Greek tragedy.

15 Comments
2023/07/11
18:26 UTC

17

ELOE Fantasy League.

Any renewals?

Any newcomers?

The blood must flow, brothers.

22 Comments
2023/06/11
23:22 UTC

101

Passing this over from NFCN Meme War sub... (almost) all ELOE teams!

2 Comments
2023/05/28
21:19 UTC

62

Looking reaaaal Evil ™ up top there…

7 Comments
2023/05/25
15:46 UTC

157

In the first round of the 2023 NFL Draft, the Steelers and Patriots ruthlessly tag-teamed the Jets

When the Jets traded for Aaron Rodgers, they also swapped first-round draft picks with the Packers, which put them right behind the Patriots in the draft order, so after a run on offensive tackles, the Steelers traded up with the Patriots to steal Broderick Jones away from the Jets. Bill Belichick got to fuck over the Jets once again, and the Steelers got payback for the Jets trading up to steal Darrelle Revis away from them in 2007.

The moral of the story: Evil has a long memory, and it shall come to collect when others are least expecting it.

6 Comments
2023/04/28
05:05 UTC

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Guess what today is!

0 Comments
2023/03/28
22:43 UTC

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