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9,946,947 Subscribers

254

It’s a nutty game

34 Comments
2024/05/11
23:05 UTC

993

Went to The Louvre for the first time today with a nine year old.

66 Comments
2024/05/11
22:35 UTC

0

It is absolutely stunning.

9 Comments
2024/05/11
20:31 UTC

218

In the atmosphere and the internet...

16 Comments
2024/05/11
19:29 UTC

117

The only lights from the sky I care about

2 Comments
2024/05/11
18:47 UTC

6,102

Oh, where are you from in California?

175 Comments
2024/05/11
17:39 UTC

2,009

On the witnesses in the Trump election fraud case currently going on...

116 Comments
2024/05/11
14:51 UTC

103

Chasing the aurora in the middle of the city like

1 Comment
2024/05/11
09:23 UTC

775

I hate everything right now

37 Comments
2024/05/11
02:59 UTC

990

After nearly rear-ending the person on the highway who cut me off going slower than me...these people are almost as bad as those who don't signal at all

Had a car length and a half brake zone between me and the car in front. Jerkface squeezed in at a slower speed as traffic slowed, turning safe braking into slammed brakes and near collision.

109 Comments
2024/05/11
00:17 UTC

467

Ever have one of those moments when you wake up and you’re like

31 Comments
2024/05/11
00:16 UTC

857

I’ll even chew on the toenail clippings.

195 Comments
2024/05/10
22:46 UTC

218 Comments
2024/05/10
19:25 UTC

2,830

When your employer says they want to be "Green"

74 Comments
2024/05/10
18:38 UTC

0

Pretty sure they heard me

But seriously, the poor things can’t breathe!

27 Comments
2024/05/10
18:29 UTC

0

Do what you have to do, but you are not a victim.

164 Comments
2024/05/10
15:02 UTC

55,866

Just happened to my coworker

1927 Comments
2024/05/10
13:53 UTC

217

I am both terrified and captivated

16 Comments
2024/05/10
13:36 UTC

0

Not the rock paper scissors version

16 Comments
2024/05/10
06:59 UTC

1,034

At least until I lose one rubbing my eye

260 Comments
2024/05/10
03:33 UTC

3,187

My bills and paychecks would line up so much better. I’m sure we can figure out what to do with the 1 single extra day left over in the year.

533 Comments
2024/05/10
02:24 UTC

1,213

Bear in mind...

169 Comments
2024/05/09
18:59 UTC

7,586

Sometimes i feel bad watching him wage war on the ever increasing weed problem.

486 Comments
2024/05/09
18:56 UTC

617

I thought this was America!

122 Comments
2024/05/09
17:05 UTC

172

They are so soft and quiet now

13 Comments
2024/05/09
16:14 UTC

1,278

Why is this legal??

150 Comments
2024/05/09
15:58 UTC

2,165

Been learning German over the past year and it finally happened

92 Comments
2024/05/09
15:29 UTC

1,296

It's happened to me at least 4 times this week

149 Comments
2024/05/09
04:25 UTC

313

Inspired by a post in r/funny

18 Comments
2024/05/09
00:48 UTC

462

Their teeth are always pristine

48 Comments
2024/05/09
00:19 UTC

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