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/r/AdviceAnimals

9,946,911 Subscribers

7,570

Pay $92/mo for streaming services. Searched 5 different movies, none of them on any service.

Disney+ $7, Netflix $23, Paramount $6, Discovery $9, Peacock $12, Hulu $18, Max $17.

616 Comments
2024/04/26
01:55 UTC

1,881

The business owner gets to make the rules. There are signs posted and you can choose to shop elsewhere.

194 Comments
2024/04/26
00:24 UTC

199

Don’t ignore that little voice. It can be a powerful tool for self-betterment.

11 Comments
2024/04/26
00:17 UTC

320

Look weird…

Looking at you Lara Trump, Madonna

17 Comments
2024/04/26
00:00 UTC

298

It is going to take way more than 3 minutes for the driver to get in his car and drive to my apartment!

26 Comments
2024/04/25
20:21 UTC

1,708

Do you want me to continue making purchases from you? Because this is how you get me to continue making purchases from you.

46 Comments
2024/04/25
15:31 UTC

1,020

I will never buy another thing from you.

20 Comments
2024/04/25
15:30 UTC

335

Happened today in buffalo.

24 Comments
2024/04/24
20:51 UTC

2,545

When my annual "raise" is less than the rate of inflation and therefore isn't even a cost of living adjustment.

123 Comments
2024/04/24
20:12 UTC

803

And the foodie/crunchy types eat it up

96 Comments
2024/04/24
20:04 UTC

249

Thought TV characters in an old movie were buying an antique appliance

28 Comments
2024/04/24
18:09 UTC

422

"Ooooh, I don't know, I don't have an aswer for you because I don't use/own that. Maybe someone else can help you with your question"

23 Comments
2024/04/24
13:18 UTC

961

Coming up at an intersection late at night that’s been green forever, no cars whatsoever on the intersecting streets

114 Comments
2024/04/24
11:45 UTC

1,624

This happens all the time

84 Comments
2024/04/24
11:39 UTC

952

Always remember your audience

116 Comments
2024/04/24
10:53 UTC

2,646

I dont even know why I lie to her about it.

285 Comments
2024/04/24
10:23 UTC

85

More Deep Thought Chihuahua

4 Comments
2024/04/23
23:04 UTC

623

Flossing is Important!

53 Comments
2024/04/23
21:12 UTC

555

Looking at you LOTR, Game of Thrones, etc

79 Comments
2024/04/23
14:28 UTC

1,730

Why is everything a hack these days?

170 Comments
2024/04/23
13:38 UTC

417

The kids have it too easy.

30 Comments
2024/04/23
06:54 UTC

1,037

Deep Thought Chihuahua

14 Comments
2024/04/23
02:28 UTC

2,814

Studies show!!!

320 Comments
2024/04/22
13:52 UTC

0

That'll Please Them Little Kids

41 Comments
2024/04/22
06:59 UTC

818

Feeling Fast Rather Than Saving Time

49 Comments
2024/04/22
06:56 UTC

2,403

Superhero movies have to be a distraction from reality.

117 Comments
2024/04/21
15:30 UTC

414

I'll waste my time tomorrow.

16 Comments
2024/04/21
02:08 UTC

3,111

How long is the average career?

99 Comments
2024/04/20
19:10 UTC

1,077

The Dude abides

31 Comments
2024/04/20
16:54 UTC

2,350

It's gotta be a joint effort

57 Comments
2024/04/20
13:34 UTC

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