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/r/AdviceAnimals

9,940,304 Subscribers

115

In light of the "black jobs" comment from the debate, I give you this.

4 Comments
2024/06/30
16:23 UTC

724

Somebody please piss in the pool.

58 Comments
2024/06/30
02:45 UTC

3,290

These old-school republicans whining about Trump, they crack me up!

231 Comments
2024/06/29
20:22 UTC

160

My calluses: "That's not too hot, you can pick it up." My calluses four seconds later:

5 Comments
2024/06/29
17:52 UTC

1,423

That feeling...

20 Comments
2024/06/29
04:16 UTC

671

Problems don't get more trivial or first world than this, but it is annoying.

116 Comments
2024/06/29
01:36 UTC

0

Play some golf or something

83 Comments
2024/06/29
00:11 UTC

362

Missed opportunity

22 Comments
2024/06/28
22:03 UTC

0

I might be a little out of touch

31 Comments
2024/06/28
21:18 UTC

0

After last night's "debate"!

42 Comments
2024/06/28
18:24 UTC

1,158

Not asking for much

76 Comments
2024/06/28
18:17 UTC

3,992

Feel like I drank too much last night.

815 Comments
2024/06/28
16:31 UTC

667

Just tell me I need to update my password

27 Comments
2024/06/28
11:50 UTC

0

Imagine, one finishing his golden years in Club Fed, the other in assisted living

35 Comments
2024/06/28
11:19 UTC

4,247

Is this really the best we can do?

657 Comments
2024/06/28
10:31 UTC

0

Most Incredible Dog

3 Comments
2024/06/28
03:55 UTC

142

I had to stand on one foot and hold the hammer close to the head while everyone else was allowed to do it normally.

10 Comments
2024/06/28
03:41 UTC

6,821

After watching the Biden-Trump debate.

302 Comments
2024/06/28
03:03 UTC

0

So many boxes...

4 Comments
2024/06/27
23:28 UTC

0

At least they’re guaranteed sugar free

7 Comments
2024/06/27
21:57 UTC

165

Trying to be economical with my dental floss and end up using more than twice as much!

13 Comments
2024/06/27
19:34 UTC

658

Whatever the reason this person is all over feeds cannot be good.

160 Comments
2024/06/27
19:26 UTC

2,726

I recognize that this makes me sound like an unhinged ass. Hence the correct usage of the meme.

277 Comments
2024/06/27
19:04 UTC

282

How do we know when you left?

18 Comments
2024/06/27
17:41 UTC

5,387

A coworker showed me a pic of a girl on his phone

256 Comments
2024/06/27
15:44 UTC

925

Absolutely bizarre to me that people accept this risk

167 Comments
2024/06/27
15:06 UTC

273

Context for tonight!

112 Comments
2024/06/27
13:45 UTC

2,224

In America, the police is nothing more than a private militia governed by the ruling socioeconomic class

Fighting the system, 98¢ at a time

364 Comments
2024/06/27
03:16 UTC

141

For the 20th time…

9 Comments
2024/06/27
02:30 UTC

731

And the bathroom is the only escape from my desk.

17 Comments
2024/06/27
01:28 UTC

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