/r/ducksandbears
This is for duck memes and bear memes, because nobody seems to like them except me.
This subreddit is for DUCK MEMES AND BEAR MEMES. If you do ANYTHING ELSE, a mod will delete it.
Rules: Keep it lighthearted don't post anything other than a duck meme or confession bear DON'T ask for special flair, the mods (yet to be modded) will give it as they see fit. also don'tbeadouche
Got something else besides a duck or bear? give it to /r/adviceanimals
/r/ducksandbears
Before you go off half cocked and tell me I'm a bitter son of a bitch hear me out. I was born in this month, growing up it was fun having parties and all. However, I grew up poor there were some years I was lucky to get a cupcake with a match in it. I'm not asking for any of you to feel sorry for me either these are the facts. My best friend was run over and dragged for 50 yards before the drunk fucker who ran him over decided to stop. His funeral was on my golden birthday. The year after that began what some of my sick friends thought would make a great tradition of offing themselves on the same day. Sean wasn't just my best friend, he was a best friend to a lot of people who were also my friends. He died in 2012 and every year since almost without fail a mutual friend of our has hung themselves, died in a air duct vent, overdosed,etc you get the idea. Little do they care that it is my birthday too. They are all just focused on the day of his funeral. Last year no one died that was good, so I hope this year will be the same but I swear to god if I hear one of you telling me happy fucking birthday I will just fucking snap(jk). But really I'm not bitter as I am weary of the reaper more so during this time of the year than other months.
Yas I do