/r/MURICA
the good, the bad, and the ugly
Thoughts, wishes, and prayers to our brothers down south during these awful storms. Special thanks to patriot /u/dorkmax for helping us with the sidebar update :)
A parody subreddit (except when it's not) to celebrate freedom. If you don't like that then get the fuck off out of my country.
RULES
1) No doxxing.
2) No direct linking to other reddit posts. NOTE: This includes .np links. If you wish to reference an existing reddit post or comment, post a screenshot with all usernames blurred or blocked out.
3) No calls to brigade other subreddits.
4) No racism or bigotry allowed. Violators will be banned on sight.
5) No spam or posts to advertise a product. No selling anything. Please do not spam your youtube, etsy, deviantart, etc. Absolutely no t-shirt posts
6) No political posts or comments at all.
7) No comments or posts which denigrate a political official or political figure. Lighthearted mockery is welcome. Open hostility is not.
8) Don’t be an asshole. Name-calling, political slap fights, or being a dick will get you banned. Love America or GET OUT
9) Absolutely no anime memes.
ARTICLES
Article 1: Love 'MURICA
Article 2: No Lulus!
Article 3: All Canucks are honorary Muricans!
Article 4: There is NO... Article 4.
Article 5: No damn Commies!
Article 6: No Redcoats
Article 7: Let freedom riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiing!
Article 8: Whenever you utter the word "commie," you must insert a "damn" before.
Example:
I ain't no Commie.
I ain't no damn Commie.
Article 9: Bigots will be banned on sight
Article 10: No linking to reddit. Even np. links will be removed.
Apollo 11: No Krauts!
Message from the Presidents (past, present, and future): Yes, you have "PATRIOT!" flair. Anyone you upvote also gets "PATRIOT!" flair. You're all patriots. Enjoy your freedom!
Friends of the Sub:
/r/intrusivethoughts (for sharing your sudden MURICAN urges!)
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Western militaries: They/Them - Russian military: was/were
18:36 UTC
You know what, hell yeah
18:27 UTC
Most american mobile ad
13:40 UTC
Where were unicorn founders born? (A unicorn is a startup worth >= $1 Billion).
05:33 UTC
I like IKE and you should too.
01:30 UTC
How about some love for Australia, they have supported us in every major conflict since WWI
I've always thought Australia is one of the most similar countries to us that exists. They were a former colony of Britain on a large isolated landmass made up of a mix of immigrants, prisoners ,slaves, and natives and eventually gained independence. what are eveyone else's thoughts on what I consider our most overlooked ally
22:30 UTC
MURICAN werewolf!
19:46 UTC
We pinky swear we won’t encroach on your sovereignty ☺️
18:28 UTC
Murica
03:08 UTC
One of these strategies has been used for thousands of years, the other one works.
00:21 UTC
The ADA is signed, creating the global standard for disability legislation
16:15 UTC
GDPs of ‘Murican states compared to other countries (GDPs from 2023)
13:54 UTC
Just bought this Beauty to put it on my truck, just wanted to share.
I love the way it catches the wind here, I’ll wave this with pride on my truck. God Bless America! 🇺🇸
23:54 UTC
Flag of the united states if we had a different ideology
23:44 UTC
We’re gonna defeat the CCP and turn them into allies, like we did Japan & Germany 😎
18:34 UTC
Not sure how well-known this is, but U.S. states cannot leave the Union, even if they wanted to
18:32 UTC
Batman speaking truth.
17:31 UTC
American freedom of navigation operators are the pillar of the global economy
13:15 UTC
Election is in full swing already! Vote🗳
21:07 UTC
Leonardo and Carmela DeMaria reunite in 1957 in the Big Apple. Leonardo came to America to make a home for his family who had to remain in Italy. Photojournalist Marvin Koner captured this at their reunion🗽🇺🇸❤️🤍💙
20:44 UTC
It is indeed lit!
16:30 UTC
sovieACK
06:32 UTC
I ain’t even surprised 😎
02:17 UTC
The emperor shouldn’t sit too comfortably on this throne
02:16 UTC
When a European asks you "We have castles that are hundreds pf years old, do you have that rich history?", respons them with "Do your castles have a flag on the Moon?"
20:54 UTC
Just saying future goals
They've been getting a little bit lippy lately. We could use the economic boost. 2 birds with one stone.
05:06 UTC
GO VOTE.
T
23:25 UTC