/r/MURICA
the good, the bad, and the ugly
Thoughts, wishes, and prayers to our brothers down south during these awful storms. Special thanks to patriot /u/dorkmax for helping us with the sidebar update :)
A parody subreddit (except when it's not) to celebrate freedom. If you don't like that then get the fuck off out of my country.
RULES
1) No doxxing.
2) No direct linking to other reddit posts. NOTE: This includes .np links. If you wish to reference an existing reddit post or comment, post a screenshot with all usernames blurred or blocked out.
3) No calls to brigade other subreddits.
4) No racism or bigotry allowed. Violators will be banned on sight.
5) No spam or posts to advertise a product. No selling anything. Please do not spam your youtube, etsy, deviantart, etc. Absolutely no t-shirt posts
6) No political posts or comments at all.
7) No comments or posts which denigrate a political official or political figure. Lighthearted mockery is welcome. Open hostility is not.
8) Don’t be an asshole. Name-calling, political slap fights, or being a dick will get you banned. Love America or GET OUT
9) Absolutely no anime memes.
ARTICLES
Article 1: Love 'MURICA
Article 2: No Lulus!
Article 3: All Canucks are honorary Muricans!
Article 4: There is NO... Article 4.
Article 5: No damn Commies!
Article 6: No Redcoats
Article 7: Let freedom riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiing!
Article 8: Whenever you utter the word "commie," you must insert a "damn" before.
Example:
I ain't no Commie.
I ain't no damn Commie.
Article 9: Bigots will be banned on sight
Article 10: No linking to reddit. Even np. links will be removed.
Apollo 11: No Krauts!
Message from the Presidents (past, present, and future): Yes, you have "PATRIOT!" flair. Anyone you upvote also gets "PATRIOT!" flair. You're all patriots. Enjoy your freedom!
Friends of the Sub:
/r/intrusivethoughts (for sharing your sudden MURICAN urges!)
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Another USA W
18:56 UTC
LAPD Swat vehicle
That happy face says it all !
12:07 UTC
Touch the fucking boats. We dare you.
08:39 UTC
Poland is #1 US ally in 2024 🇺🇸 Thank you Poland 🙏🏻
Poland is, without a doubt, the BEST ally the U.S. could ever ask for, and I’ll shout it from the rooftops! I mean, this country is everything you want in a partner: strong, loyal, and always ready to stand up for freedom!!
Poland isn’t just a NATO member; they’re one of the few countries actually meeting their defense spending goals! They’re beefing up their military, and guess what? Poland understands, better than most, what it’s like to fight for freedom. They fought off the Nazis, they resisted Soviet control—they know the stakes, and they’re never backing down.
05:03 UTC
How many "major teams" does your state have?
19:02 UTC
Another one in Texas and Pennsylvania happened recently too
17:45 UTC
When you hear these talking points, this is who it’s coming from
11:35 UTC
USA USA USA
22:31 UTC
❤️ it or leave 🇺🇸 🫡
22:22 UTC
USA solves yet another global conflict
21:56 UTC
2 of 3 most murderous regimes in history were communist and the other fascist. They’d rule Europe if it weren’t for the USA👊🏼
14:40 UTC
What else lasted longer than the confederacy?
13:56 UTC
Peak vegetable right here!
03:23 UTC
Countries go bankrupt before they can reach us
01:44 UTC
"China will overtake the U.S."
01:42 UTC
Guess what state: ice cream, deli, guns, free vpk
Florida
00:16 UTC
🇺🇸 & 🇨🇦 flags notwithstanding 🤣
23:02 UTC
Humanitarian Aid by Country. Note the lack of communists
19:10 UTC
To all the tankies and nazis that say Usa is declining
18:57 UTC
Our cities get too much hate, even by other Americans
18:31 UTC
What is your state's Florida man of the week headline?
14:12 UTC
America is the rightful successor to the holy roman empire by cultural victory
13:39 UTC
Global distribution of total wealth
12:40 UTC
Favorite Lesser-known America Moment?
04:57 UTC
A day to remember what makes America great.
The Three Tees
03:34 UTC
Did you try being based?
01:07 UTC
Can I have a minute of your time to mourn those lost?
22:52 UTC
F-35A spotted in the new aggressor paint scheme
22:05 UTC