/r/MURICA
the good, the bad, and the ugly
Thoughts, wishes, and prayers to our brothers down south during these awful storms. Special thanks to patriot /u/dorkmax for helping us with the sidebar update :)
A parody subreddit (except when it's not) to celebrate freedom. If you don't like that then get the fuck off out of my country.
1) No doxxing.
2) No direct linking to other reddit posts. NOTE: This includes .np links. If you wish to reference an existing reddit post or comment, post a screenshot with all usernames blurred or blocked out.
3) No calls to brigade other subreddits.
4) No racism or bigotry allowed. Violators will be banned on sight.
5) No spam or posts to advertise a product. No selling anything. Please do not spam your youtube, etsy, deviantart, etc. Absolutely no t-shirt posts
6) No political posts or comments at all.
7) No comments or posts which denigrate a political official or political figure. Lighthearted mockery is welcome. Open hostility is not.
8) Don’t be an asshole. Name-calling, political slap fights, or being a dick will get you banned. Love America or GET OUT
9) Absolutely no anime memes.
Article 1: Love 'MURICA
Article 2: No Lulus!
Article 3: All Canucks are honorary Muricans!
Article 4: There is NO... Article 4.
Article 5: No damn Commies!
Article 6: No Redcoats
Article 7: Let freedom riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiing!
Article 8: Whenever you utter the word "commie," you must insert a "damn" before.
Example:
I ain't no Commie.
I ain't no damn Commie.
Article 9: Bigots will be banned on sight
Article 10: No linking to reddit. Even np. links will be removed.
Apollo 11: No Krauts!
Message from the Presidents (past, present, and future): Yes, you have "PATRIOT!" flair. Anyone you upvote also gets "PATRIOT!" flair. You're all patriots. Enjoy your freedom!
Friends of the Sub:
/r/intrusivethoughts (for sharing your sudden MURICAN urges!)
/r/MURICA
Boom Supersonic’s first Mach 1+ flight!
I don't care what anyone says, this man was a hero, an fricking good at the jobs he held, and despite his shortcomings, he was a good man.
This country has its flaws, the people leading it are a bunch of idiots, everything is too expensive, and there's plenty of bigotry and injustice, at least half of us are really stupid, but what America means, the idea that it's built on is something incredible, and unique, something that millions of people found worth dying for.
America, these beautiful united states are all built on the idea that here you are safe, everyone is equal, and you have the right to live in the way you so please. These core principles are structured in a way that sets them up to be rights given by a higher power, and therefore cannot be taken away by the hands of men, this, this premise, this idea of liberty and freedom, of equality, it's what we as Americans strive for despite our shortcomings. That's beautiful, and it exists only here. And all of that on top of this absolutely gorgeous land, and the efforts to preserve that nature, it's wonderful.
No, we're not perfect. Yes, we're all sorts of messed up. And yet this place is still the only place where liberty is intended to be upheld regardless of anything. The definition of liberty; the right of freedom. The definition of freedom; to do as you please provided it doesn't impede the freedom of others. That means this is the ONLY place where anyone can be anyone. That's something to be proud of.
I'm proud of this nation, and given it's my nation of origin and my creed of choice i ought to be proud of it, and given you're a citizen you also ought to be proud of it, that's basic nationalism.
This pride, these ideas are what our founding fathers desired for us, it was the end goal for Benjamin, Washington, Jefferson, Madison, Hamilton, Monroe, it was the end goal for our most influential leaders, Lincoln, Kennedy, Roosevelt.. both of em, it was the end goal for our dreamers, our MLKs, our Susana B Anthonys, our Malcolm Xs, our Mr. Rodgers', our FRICKIN Kermit the FROGS OF THIS WORLD! All of them and so many more, everyone worth admiring from this nation all believed it was a place that could be truly perfect if we just all decided to make it so.
I'm proud to be an American.
🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🦅🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🦅
Are you all for real? You voted for this? After everything else he is now going after cancer research? Where is the the line? At what point do you open your eyes and see he is just trash?