Just a really random memory. Do "spiders" even exist anymore?

There's a photo of a shirtless eshay at a train station who got a transport staff member to take a photo of him flipping off the camera.

Can anyone link me that photo? It lives in my head rent free.

For the past few months, KFC in Western Australia has completely switched from proper gravy to instant gravy, other states are likely to have done the same but I cannot confirm since I'm just a team member. So instead of using leftover fines from the bottom of original recipe fryers, it’s now just instant gravy mixed with vegetable oil and boiling water.

Instead of tasting like proper gravy, it now just tastes like a peppery 2 minute chicken noodle flavouring, which is definitely worse and tastes fake.

Since we seem to be sharing anecdotes, I thought I'd throw one in the mix.

A few years ago, my mother died from liver cancer at 65. It was the type of liver cancer that hard drinkers and smokers get, but she very rarely drank alcohol and never smoked.

Meanwhile, my old man who started working as a ringer on a cattle station at 14, has been a lifelong alcoholic and chain smoker, and in a couple of weeks he has to get the toe next to his big toe amputated because it has a cancerous growth on the end of it.

How's the fucking irony?

1 time when we were 13 we wanted to make a yt series called bush hunters.

Our goal was to catch a roo.

We used to lived in a middle of the bush on a 450 acre farm so they were a fk tone of roos.

We recorded some videos and the thing that cracks me up is that in all of em except for 1 the camera was facing her face the entire time 😂

In 1 we bought a go pro and put it on our dog’s back.

I attempted and failed at building a trap.

Thankfully we didn’t upload any of em which was good cuz we would’ve been most likely made fun of.

We were bloody stupid back then.

Feel free to jk and make fun of it

They didn’t teach us the emu war. How rude 🤬

1 time me, my sister, and our dog were walking in a paddock.

“Dude it’s an emu.” My sister said.

We started chasing after it.

A while later she said

“Go and take the dog home I’ll continue chasing it.”

I picked up the dog and started walking towards home.

Abt 5 seconds later I heard my name being called and I turned around to c the emu running angrily towards us. I shoved the dog under the fence then myself.

I picked him up and turned around to c my sister on the same side that we were.

We were both 13 and dumb cunts back then.

Feel free to poke fun at us.

Edit: And the sad thing is is that I’ve been sick for a week and gotten worse today. How do I cure this flu in straya?

All I wanted to know was where my nearest place to draw a dick was.

I wanna send this to dad from NSW to Tas, should I make a ply box?