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Santa Claus of the Lone Star State

They say he dwells where the snowflakes fall,

In the frozen North, with reindeer and all.

But let me tell you a tale untold:

Santa Claus lives in Texas—bold.

His sleigh is a pickup, red and bright,

With chrome that gleams in the Texas sunlight.

No need for snow; he’s got dusty plains,

And a cowboy hat for December rains.

The North Pole? Too cold for cheer—

He’s swapped it for brisket and Lone Star beer.

The jingle of spurs is his favorite tune,

As he rides through ranches under the moon.

The elves? They’re ranch hands, tough and true,

Crafting toys while they barbecue.

The reindeer graze on cactus and hay,

Learning to lasso for Christmas Day.

Instead of chimneys, he finds his way

Through screen doors and porches, where Texans stay.

A "Howdy, y’all!" replaces "Ho, ho, ho!"

His laughter echoes where the bluebonnets grow.

His workshop hums with a Texan drawl,

Y’all get your gifts, one and all.

And while the North Pole fades from fame,

Santa's found warmth in the Texas flame.

So this year, if you see stars shine bright,

And the jangle of boots in the quiet night,

Remember, dear friend, wherever you roam,

Santa’s in Texas—his heart, his home.

PRIMETIME NFL ACTION WITH TWO TEXAS TEAMS THAT DESPISE EACH OTHER???? PASS THE QUESO

I AM SHOCKED BY THE LEVEL OF SKEPTICISM AND LACK OF ENTHUSIASM FOR THE PROSPECT OF FINALLY HAVING ACCESS TO TEXAS SHAPED CHIPS, TEXAS SHAPED NUGGETS, TEXAS CITY THEMED NUTS AND COFFEE, AND 100% LISTERIA FREE ICE CREAM. CMV DOES DALLAS HAVE THE FERVENT DEVOTION TO THE ONLY TEXAS GROCER? I THINK NOT!!!! YEAH TEXAS!!!!

IF YOU DISAGREE YOU ARE A COMMIE LIBERAL WHO SHOULD MOVE TO COMMIE-FORNIA!

No Commiefornians

No big brother

TEXAS

1. Any problem can be solved by 12 gauge and/or duct tape.

2. Due to the increase in ammo prices there will be no warning shot.

3. No cheating sooners

4. Straya: I'm not your mate, partner.

5. REMEMBER THE ALAMO, but, if you forget, write it down.

6. No squirrels. Armadillos are the true rodent.

7. No fancy tea drinkin', book readin', fancy shoe wearing, euro wueros

8. Who the fuck wants Alaskan, Florida, or New York, shaped corn chips? Nobody! PROOF

9. ALL HAIL [/r/whataburger](reddit.com/r/whataburger). The most holy sub on reddit and annual winner of /r/lonestar's "best sub" award.

10. Any man from florida can go back to florida.

11. Always use /r/weekendgunnit to learn about firearm safety

12. EVERYTHING IS BIGGER IN TEXAS. EVEN OUR RULES

13. HEB IS THE OFFICIAL STORE OF TEXAS

14. No YANKEES

15. Go Cowboys!!

16. NUMBER 1 IN EBOLA OR GTFO

17. IF YOU'RE IN OKLAHOMA, GTFO!!! (OF BOTH OUR SUB AND OKLAHOMA)

18. AS LONG AS JERRY "CALIFORNIAN" JONES IS THE OWNER, THE COWBOYS ARE NOT A LEGITIMATE NFL TEAM.

19. ANY USER POSTING A PICTURE OF AN UPROOTED BLUEBONNET WILL BE BANNED AND LEGALLY KILLED. NO EXCEPTIONS, SECOND TRIES, OR TAKE BACKS.

20. CALIFORNIA=FLORIDA

21. WHAT ABOUT THE TEXANS?

22. The official school of Texas is: The University of Texas (/r/UTAustin/)

23. SHINER IS THE OFFICIAL BEER OF TEXAS! LONESTAR BEER IS OWNED BY PABST WHICH IS NOT A TEXAS COMPANY!!!

24. ALL RULE BREAKERS WILL REPORT TO CHUCK NORRIS- TEXAS RANGER FOR A FLOGGING AND A ROUNDHOUSE KICK TO THE MOUTH.

25. WE LIVE AND DIE BY OUR BARBECUE

26. UNSPOKEN RULE: IN N OUT IS A COMMIE RESTAURANT

27. GRILLED MEAT IS NOT BARBEQUED MEAT! THE ONLY BARBEQUED MEAT IS BEEF BRISKET!

28. BARBECUE OR BARBEQUE IS EQUALLY CORRECT. ANYTHING OUTSIDE TEXAS IS NEITHER.

29. POP QUIZ: Do we really consider Kansas City to be BBQ capital of the world? (Turn monitor upside down to see the answer): ˙Qqq ┴ON SI 'S∀SN∀ʞ WOɹℲ פNIH┴⅄N∀ '┴I ƎS∩∀ƆƎq 'ON

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MAKING FUN OF THE LARGEST STATE IN THE UNION (ALASKA DOESN'T COUNT) IS ON THE AGENDA. OVER THE TOP UNSUPORTED STATEMENTS OF STATE PRIDE AND SPINNING ANY STATISTIC TO FAVOR OUR STATE AND OF COURSE ALWAYS IN ALL CAPS IS THE WAY OF /R/LONESTAR. ALSO EVERY POST AND COMMENT SHOULD END WITH YEAH! TEXAS!!!!!! THE WAY GOD AND BABY JESUS INTENDED THEM TO BE.