/r/GreenDawn

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A mission to spread the great green word across the land. Place your troops in public places and post here. Over!

Your mission, should you choose to accept: to strategically place little Army men throughout your hometown and businesses you come upon along your journeys. Use caution. A misplaced soldier could be discovered and go MIA. You will be asked to share your exploits with us. An insignia should be left on the underside of the base of your soldier. A calling card that will let the world know that we mean business. *This is a covert operation and discretion is advised. *

The official Kbin magazine for the Green Dawn is https://kbin.social/m/GreenDawn/ Don't be tricked by imposters!

Orders:

  1. Say "over" after every comment. Otherwise there will be confusion in the communications office.

  2. Post pictures of all troop placement. For multiple troops in one specific area, try and create an album so as to not clog mission updates.

  3. Your sector is the country code and then the area phone code in which you reside. Refer to your troops as such. For example, Sector 1-541 is Green Dawn HQ in the great, green valley of Oregon. Please find your sector here if you have any trouble.

  4. Your code name is the phonetic alphabet letters of your username. Please refer to yourself as such when communicating with other soldiers lest you want to give the enemy information. Please note: your code name is not the phonetic alphabet of each letter. Each syllable is acceptable. We don't need 10 word code names. Our comm department has been bitching for months. Also, when you recieve your initial promotion to CWO, if you would like a nickname please let us know. If it is within reason, we will do our best to assign it. For example: Alpha "Green Giant" Delta.

  5. Do not think that you won't receive a demerit for violating orders, or further punishment for such as dishonorable discharge (read: banned) for more serious offenses, such as violating order #6.

  6. We will have no quarrels within our ranks. If anyone sees communications between soldiers that are unpleasant, please report it to your superiors (mods) immediately for further action to be taken. And be assured, further action will be taken.

  7. Whether our troops succeed or fail (may they rest in peace, being the latter) we will leave our mark in the minds of those who find our fallen soldiers. Please use some way to "dog tag" your troops. Write/brand/carve "r/GreenDawn" into your troops in some way, thus even if a soldier dies in the act of duty, whoever finds the slain will know who we are, and what we stand for. If you do not wish to write /r/GreenDawn hundreds of times, please use the Green Dawn Calling Card.

  8. DO NOT request soldiers from other officers. Troops run thin as the uprising begins. If an officer is able to supply reinforcements to another sector, please post that you are willing and able to do so. Otherwise, refrain from posting requests for soldiers. Good men don't come free.

  9. Reposts are not permitted. This includes Tomas the Tank, Toy Soldiers bowl, and Yoga Joes. How many bloody times have we seen these posted here? If it's been posted elsewhere on Reddit, chances are we have seen it here.

  10. Avoid low effort coffee table posts. It's great that you have set up twenty guys in your living room, but Operation Green Dawn will only succeed by deploying troops in areas other than your own property. With that being said, coffee table posts (also known as nontroop deployments) are permitted, assuming they are of good quality. Try going for good lighting, dynamic posing, excellent camera angles, and environmental interaction.

This subreddit is focused on military conflict, and so it is marked NSFW, according to Reddit's rules.

Rank Promotions

Link to troop mapping station. Please mark where you have placed troops on this map and include the sector (IE "S:541" for Sector:541) in the title. If you need help with how to update click here. Remember, be careful when editing, do not move other markers.

If you didn't see it above, I present to you The Green Dawn Calling Card.. Please leave it with your troops if you don't mark them with /r/GreenDawn. Or do both. Both is acceptable.

Printable Version

Uniform Size printable version.

The Oscars

Great Wall of China

Alcatraz

Edinburgh Castle

Dutch Parliament

Thanks to u/LloydSwag01 for creating the current snoo.

This is our time, soldiers. The dawn of a new era. The Green Dawn.

TO BATTLE! TO GLORY, VICTORY, AND BEYOND!

/r/GreenDawn

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(1-951) starting to secure positions in public areas starting with flags

0 Comments
2025/01/28
21:01 UTC

13

(op brickthrower) AMBUSH

Scout unit got caught while trying to sneak into the bedroom, other units heading out now.

0 Comments
2025/01/18
14:59 UTC

6

Radio recording (op brickthrower)

+"you sure you want to reactivate the panther?" "Yeah oh course, we only have a small amount of enemies to deal with" "might even just jet bomb them"+ -"dude we have not even run an aerial surveillance yet, how do we know if they have anti-air missiles" "just reactivate the panther dude"- end of radio

1 Comment
2025/01/09
15:06 UTC

16

(op brickthrower) boarding the APC

Boarding the only APC they got at the moment, will be supported by tank soon.

0 Comments
2025/01/09
06:56 UTC

3

Reinforcement (op brickthrower)

Sorry, I forgot to update about the mission but anyways, the green supply base nearby got bombed by an airstrike. Currently the nearest base to the bedroom is still in construction and now command has decided to attack the bedroom with just 2 supply trucks and mechanised infantry. More info soon or sometimes later.

0 Comments
2025/01/08
12:15 UTC

23

New Year Offensive

The Green Navy was under renovation since the start of Operation Resurrection, and it is now completed. Green high command has issued for all Green Dawn forces to head to the naval yards to board and prepare for naval landings. During our Christmas break, we were training for beach invasions, combined arms assault and jungle operations. All forces proceed to the naval shipyard to commence boarding!

Task: Deploy your forces in the public sector infront of any kinds of bucket(paint buckets, water buckets) if you are unable to find a bucket then deploy your forces with a garden hose(found in public)

This operation will conclude January 12, 2025

1 Comment
2025/01/05
17:31 UTC

8

Supply issues (OP BRICKTHROWER)

Sector 65-659 has faced issue with supplies as the tan airstrikes the supply depots that were nearby, and without supplies, it would be hard to get into battle. Sector is waiting for the rebuild of the depot and still waiting for more supplies in the meantime. (The current supplies were airdrops.) More info soon.

5 Comments
2024/12/15
10:41 UTC

16

Guarding storage capsule SA1

1 Comment
2024/12/13
02:21 UTC

19

Seven Troop, 502 Reconnaissance Commando Battalion

Patrol completed at sector 1-250, No Tan activity to report. Setting out on foot for section 1-778. Over.

0 Comments
2024/12/12
21:17 UTC

6

[OP PearTree] 1-951’s tree has presents underneath, we will begin inspecting them if any tans smuggled themselves into our base.

0 Comments
2024/12/12
18:20 UTC

16

Operation brick thrower

The tan army has taken control over the strategic point also know as the bedroom, and sector 65-659 is going to break through initial defenses as well as backup and capture the bedroom back. More info coming soon.

1 Comment
2024/12/11
16:19 UTC

5

How do I make a related post

4 Comments
2024/12/08
10:36 UTC

17

[OP PEARTREE] Supply train crew and logistical security personnel making final checks before her journey, security personnel are also providing route recon and security too (Lionel Polar Express btw)

0 Comments
2024/12/03
20:13 UTC

57

What the term or name for the thing that the army men stand on

As usual Google failed me so you guys can help me out. Thanks

16 Comments
2024/12/03
00:46 UTC

6

OPERATION PEARTREE

The holiday season is here! Supply lines will be stretched to their fullest to deliver supplies and gifts to soldiers and citizens. This is a prime target for tan incursions, they will try to sneak onboard logistic supply convoys and sabotage us from the inside. The quartermaster corp is requesting assistance to ensure safe delivery and shipping to our allies

Task: deploy your troops setting up checkpoints along supply routes, securing your Christmas Tree/decor, presents under your tree. Bonus points if your deployment have snow in them

Operation will conclude December 20th 2024 and this will be the LAST Green Dawn operation for 2024

1 Comment
2024/11/28
22:02 UTC

246

Our troops are thriving, therefore they’re taking a well-deserved yoga break.

Found these at a yoga studio today. Tag yourself, I’m the one in tripod headstand.

8 Comments
2024/11/28
20:32 UTC

208

Is there a way to bring this subreddit back from the dead?

This subreddit is now considered dead from the lack of upvotes and comments and actual conquering, this subreddit gets some hype from some repeated posting then dies off within a week or so. Are there any ways of perhaps hyping this subreddit or advertising it to other people to gain some popularity like it once did?

26 Comments
2024/11/27
13:50 UTC

10

Green Squad Vs Glorb Aliens

0 Comments
2024/11/24
08:21 UTC

26

Emergency operation

We just lost contact with several outposts along no mans land! Spy plane has located the advancing tan unit and recon units were able to confirm what unit is attacking us.

The Tan 303rd heavy tank Division was a feared unit during the great plastic war, using unorthodox strategies to gain a lot of ground.

Task: deploy your forces to stop this elite armored division by any means and post it in the green dawn discord

0 Comments
2024/11/14
16:12 UTC

3

Green Army Vs Potato farming communists

0 Comments
2024/11/10
06:55 UTC

13

Live Action Army Men Short!

0 Comments
2024/11/08
23:33 UTC

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