/r/MURICA
the good, the bad, and the ugly
Thoughts, wishes, and prayers to our brothers down south during these awful storms. Special thanks to patriot /u/dorkmax for helping us with the sidebar update :)
A parody subreddit (except when it's not) to celebrate freedom. If you don't like that then get the fuck off out of my country.
RULES
1) No doxxing.
2) No direct linking to other reddit posts. NOTE: This includes .np links. If you wish to reference an existing reddit post or comment, post a screenshot with all usernames blurred or blocked out.
3) No calls to brigade other subreddits.
4) No racism or bigotry allowed. Violators will be banned on sight.
5) No spam or posts to advertise a product. No selling anything. Please do not spam your youtube, etsy, deviantart, etc. Absolutely no t-shirt posts
6) No political posts or comments at all.
7) No comments or posts which denigrate a political official or political figure. Lighthearted mockery is welcome. Open hostility is not.
8) Don’t be an asshole. Name-calling, political slap fights, or being a dick will get you banned. Love America or GET OUT
9) Absolutely no anime memes.
ARTICLES
Article 1: Love 'MURICA
Article 2: No Lulus!
Article 3: All Canucks are honorary Muricans!
Article 4: There is NO... Article 4.
Article 5: No damn Commies!
Article 6: No Redcoats
Article 7: Let freedom riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiing!
Article 8: Whenever you utter the word "commie," you must insert a "damn" before.
Example:
I ain't no Commie.
I ain't no damn Commie.
Article 9: Bigots will be banned on sight
Article 10: No linking to reddit. Even np. links will be removed.
Apollo 11: No Krauts!
Message from the Presidents (past, present, and future): Yes, you have "PATRIOT!" flair. Anyone you upvote also gets "PATRIOT!" flair. You're all patriots. Enjoy your freedom!
Friends of the Sub:
/r/intrusivethoughts (for sharing your sudden MURICAN urges!)
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325,402 Subscribers
USA! USA! USA!
05:33 UTC
Much Murica wow
19:15 UTC
Life achievement 🇮🇳🇺🇸🦅🛢️
17:44 UTC
States most and least similar to Texas according to the State Similarity Index
17:02 UTC
[OC] What do these countries think of soccer? 60% of Americans have no interest in soccer!
15:00 UTC
Can't go anywhere anymore without people waving the Confederate flag in your face
Or is it French?
13:59 UTC
What can you buy for $100 on anything in America?
03:27 UTC
The C on the thermometer stands for Communism. The F stands for Freedom.
22:31 UTC
1960 Cadillac
17:38 UTC
still a cool flag tho (better than most european flags)
02:49 UTC
US manufacturing construction spending
17:30 UTC
America's finest
Most amarican thing i have seen...
14:48 UTC
Way to go!
12:30 UTC
Ol' Glory
21:49 UTC
The Four-Legged Heroine of the Korean War
11:51 UTC
Murica
22:34 UTC
wah
14:12 UTC
I LOVE ALASKA
13:25 UTC
As if a regular cyber truck wasn't Murican enough!
12:09 UTC
All GOP Congressman who go by the name Mike.
20:26 UTC
Better late than never
19:30 UTC
Lots of Brave, not so much Free
01:24 UTC
Let’s piss off European doctors and software engineers!
15:48 UTC
The 2024 American Doomer
04:40 UTC
I miss American magazines
03:27 UTC
USA ate this list up 🇺🇸WE ARE SECOND TO NONE
Deadass wtf is a beef on weck?
10:20 UTC