/r/MURICA
the good, the bad, and the ugly
Thoughts, wishes, and prayers to our brothers down south during these awful storms. Special thanks to patriot /u/dorkmax for helping us with the sidebar update :)
A parody subreddit (except when it's not) to celebrate freedom. If you don't like that then get the fuck off out of my country.
RULES
1) No doxxing.
2) No direct linking to other reddit posts. NOTE: This includes .np links. If you wish to reference an existing reddit post or comment, post a screenshot with all usernames blurred or blocked out.
3) No calls to brigade other subreddits.
4) No racism or bigotry allowed. Violators will be banned on sight.
5) No spam or posts to advertise a product. No selling anything. Please do not spam your youtube, etsy, deviantart, etc. Absolutely no t-shirt posts
6) No political posts or comments at all.
7) No comments or posts which denigrate a political official or political figure. Lighthearted mockery is welcome. Open hostility is not.
8) Don’t be an asshole. Name-calling, political slap fights, or being a dick will get you banned. Love America or GET OUT
9) Absolutely no anime memes.
ARTICLES
Article 1: Love 'MURICA
Article 2: No Lulus!
Article 3: All Canucks are honorary Muricans!
Article 4: There is NO... Article 4.
Article 5: No damn Commies!
Article 6: No Redcoats
Article 7: Let freedom riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiing!
Article 8: Whenever you utter the word "commie," you must insert a "damn" before.
Example:
I ain't no Commie.
I ain't no damn Commie.
Article 9: Bigots will be banned on sight
Article 10: No linking to reddit. Even np. links will be removed.
Apollo 11: No Krauts!
Message from the Presidents (past, present, and future): Yes, you have "PATRIOT!" flair. Anyone you upvote also gets "PATRIOT!" flair. You're all patriots. Enjoy your freedom!
Friends of the Sub:
/r/intrusivethoughts (for sharing your sudden MURICAN urges!)
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What is Japan’s obsession with KFC?
23:56 UTC
my American flag design for America's 250th anniversary of independence
based on the 1876 Centennial flag and its technically considered an American flag according to the flag act of 1818
07:34 UTC
What's the difference? Why does this sub think it's ok to say one of these things but not the other?
17:01 UTC
Uk police commissioner threatens to extradite us citizens over social media posts.
23:16 UTC
Your state version?
11:30 UTC
Traitors
00:17 UTC
Asked friends to bring back cereal from America for me. They understood the assignment.
15:55 UTC
YouTube music recap. Opinions?
12:46 UTC
The top 4 states of wind energy production are also the ones most likely to oppose clean energy investment.....
03:23 UTC
Guys! We made the Vatnick (Bald and Bankrupt) mad! He's still butthurt he lost his empire!
22:56 UTC
Them normally: "America is cultureless". Now imagine the election results of a 'cultureless' nation impacting your country more than your own election results do.
18:31 UTC
America wins, yet again…
18:15 UTC
Happy Thanksgiving !
02:05 UTC
Happy Thanksgiving, r/MERICA style….
19:16 UTC
Please enjoy this life hack for Thanksgiving!
13:40 UTC
An Uncle Sam balloon during the late 1930s or 1940s parade. Photo courtesy of Macy’s
01:06 UTC
Many things, but not an empire
20:12 UTC
Only in America are citizens rich enough to afford things getting 25% more expensive from our closest trading partners 💪🦅
17:27 UTC
English will be most spoken language for another 100 years
06:42 UTC
Can we show some love to one of our oldest allies, Morocco. They still maintain the longest unbroken peace treaty in the history of our country.
03:40 UTC
It's good to have your top partner so close by.
02:24 UTC
Almost forgot to read this today
20:08 UTC
Despite our rocky past relationship, today Vietnam is acknowledged as one of the most pro-American countries in the world
18:37 UTC
GODS I LOVE THE FIRST AMENDMENT
18:04 UTC
Winston Churchill Response to US Entering WW2 🇺🇸
17:11 UTC
Good morning fellows!
15:05 UTC
The moment when West Virginia has a higher GDP per capita than Canada and Germany.
Also DC we all know where you get your “wealth” from you taxpayer leeches.
02:37 UTC