/r/MURICA
the good, the bad, and the ugly
Thoughts, wishes, and prayers to our brothers down south during these awful storms. Special thanks to patriot /u/dorkmax for helping us with the sidebar update :)
A parody subreddit (except when it's not) to celebrate freedom. If you don't like that then get the fuck off out of my country.
RULES
1) No doxxing.
2) No direct linking to other reddit posts. NOTE: This includes .np links. If you wish to reference an existing reddit post or comment, post a screenshot with all usernames blurred or blocked out.
3) No calls to brigade other subreddits.
4) No racism or bigotry allowed. Violators will be banned on sight.
5) No spam or posts to advertise a product. No selling anything. Please do not spam your youtube, etsy, deviantart, etc. Absolutely no t-shirt posts
6) No political posts or comments at all.
7) No comments or posts which denigrate a political official or political figure. Lighthearted mockery is welcome. Open hostility is not.
8) Don’t be an asshole. Name-calling, political slap fights, or being a dick will get you banned. Love America or GET OUT
9) Absolutely no anime memes.
ARTICLES
Article 1: Love 'MURICA
Article 2: No Lulus!
Article 3: All Canucks are honorary Muricans!
Article 4: There is NO... Article 4.
Article 5: No damn Commies!
Article 6: No Redcoats
Article 7: Let freedom riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiing!
Article 8: Whenever you utter the word "commie," you must insert a "damn" before.
Example:
I ain't no Commie.
I ain't no damn Commie.
Article 9: Bigots will be banned on sight
Article 10: No linking to reddit. Even np. links will be removed.
Apollo 11: No Krauts!
Message from the Presidents (past, present, and future): Yes, you have "PATRIOT!" flair. Anyone you upvote also gets "PATRIOT!" flair. You're all patriots. Enjoy your freedom!
Friends of the Sub:
/r/intrusivethoughts (for sharing your sudden MURICAN urges!)
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The symbol of freedom eating breakfast today.
16:16 UTC
I hope I’m Wrong
But I’m afraid we as a nation voted to end democracy on Tuesday. You can say that nothing like that happened in 2016, but this time he has complete immunity to do whatever he wants, and he’s gonna only put complete loyalists in charge of the government. He’s said that he won’t implement Project 2025, but his official policy is little different, his word is useless, and there are so many of the aforementioned loyalists attached to it. The blame for this is multifaceted, but at the end of the day it is a collective failure of the nation. Again, I really hope I’m wrong, but I’m just going to enjoy our last bit of guaranteed democracy until January. When that time comes, we very well may not have another election again, and anyone including myself may face fines and prison time for criticizing him. I have a hard time seeing this as just another administration.
19:04 UTC
Any other patriots excited that the man who organized the worst attack on American democracy in a long time is back in office? 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
17:52 UTC
American anti-incumbency vote loss appears to be less than other countries. It seems we handled COVID-driven inflation much better.
17:51 UTC
Let's make it 200% by 2040
02:51 UTC
Say Happy Birthday to my great great Meemaw !
02:39 UTC
Merry Christmas
21:49 UTC
Just stumbled upon this news from 2016: Putin recognized that the U.S. is the only superpower 🇺🇸
The only superpower in the world today is the United States. Russian President Vladimir Putin admitted this on Friday, June 17, at the St. Petersburg International Economic Forum (SPIEF). kremlin.ru
15:51 UTC
It's true though
10:37 UTC
We failed Ameribros. We elected a fascist. We do not deserve the freedoms we are about to lose.
01:37 UTC
Soon we’ll all be speaking Pennsylvania Dutch
18:25 UTC
Regardless of your politics, assimilation and all Americans feeling "American" is very very good for our country
18:18 UTC
An Important Message From Her Majesty
23:40 UTC
Europeans when they have to drive an hour to get to the other side of their country:
19:54 UTC
Hell yeah
19:53 UTC
That's right baby ! If you don't vote don't Bitch !
17:01 UTC
Peanut Shot, Urges Supporters to 'Fight'
14:41 UTC
🇺🇸
14:35 UTC
Sometimes Doing Your Civic Duty is . . . Unpalatable.
14:32 UTC
Goodbye USSR, great success!!
14:19 UTC
I 'Murica'd today
12:41 UTC
Ok, everybody post your stickers
We all know that’s the REAL reason we out there
12:22 UTC
Cultural victory??
11:14 UTC
My karma hit 1776 last night- putting it here for posterity.
‘Murica
18:09 UTC
Western militaries: They/Them - Russian military: was/were
18:36 UTC
You know what, hell yeah
18:27 UTC
Most american mobile ad
13:40 UTC
Where were unicorn founders born? (A unicorn is a startup worth >= $1 Billion).
05:33 UTC