/r/trollingforababy

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This is a group for laughing at and mocking the awkward, ridiculous, and sometimes painful things we endure while trying for a baby. Trollingforababy is for people who are trying to conceive, and are not currently pregnant.

Please look at our complete list of rules before participating.

 

This is a group for laughing at and mocking the awkward, ridiculous, and sometimes painful things we endure while trying for a baby. Salt and bitterness allowed, infertility sucks and there are few havens that are available for venting the frustrations that go along with it. Trollingforababy is for people who are trying to conceive, and are not currently pregnant.

 

The Rules:

  • Posts should be related to trying for a baby, and must contain an image or gif, no text-only submissions.

  • Trollingforababy is for people who are trying to conceive, and are not currently pregnant.

  • No discussion of BFPs (positive pregnancy tests), pregnancies, or living children.

  • No gifs or images containing pregnant women, human babies, toddlers, or small children.

  • If you don’t want to see it, we don’t want to see it. Don't repost things that bothered or upset you.

  • No gifs or images that are graphic, bloody, or gruesome, especially in the context of miscarriage. These posts can be extremely triggering for our members, especially those who have experienced loss.

  • No abortion debate. We are a staunchly pro-reproductive choice community. Talking about first-hand experiences with termination is fine - please do so without using the word abortion as it tends to attract harassment.

  • No solicitation or self-promotion.

  • We love gifs and trolling but there is a 2 post per 24 hour post limit (per user).

  • No throwaway accounts for posts or comments.

  • Please use the [NSFW] tag when appropriate.

 

Please report inappropriate content! We want this to be a safe space where we can laugh about trying for that elusive baby. While we are trollingforababy, we do not tolerate general trolls who mock sensitive reproductive subjects. We are pro ART, and are accepting of all reproductive journeys.
There is no such thing as TMI.
If you can't find the humor here, perhaps this is not for you.
Acronym Term
2WW Two-Week Wait (post ovulation)
AF Aunt Flow (period)
AI Artificial Insemination
AMH Anti-Mullerian Hormone
ART Assisted Reproductive Technology
BBT Basal Body Temperature
BCP Birth Control Pills
BCW Birth Control Withdrawal
BFN Big Fat Negative
BFP Big Fat Positive
CD Cycle Day
CM Cervical Mucus
CP Chemical Pregnancy
D&C Dilation & Curettage
DNLTYD Do Not Lie To Your Doctor
DPO Days Post-Ovulation
DS Donor Sperm
ENDO Endometriosis
EOD Every Other Day
EWCM Egg White Cervical Mucus
EP Ectopic Pregnancy
ER Egg Retrieval
ET Embryo Transfer
FET Frozen Embryo Transfer
FF FertilityFriend.com
FMU First Morning Urine
FP Follicular Phase
FRER First Response Early Result pregnancy test
FW Fertile Window
GP General Practitioner or Gestating Partner
GS Gestational Surrogate
HBC Hormonal Birth Control
HCG Human Chorionic Gonadotropin
HPT Home Pregnancy Test
HSC HysteroSCopy
HSG HysteroSalpingoGram
IBIAM Implantation Bleeding is a Myth
ICI Intracervical Insemination
ICSI Intra-Cytoplasmic Sperm Injection
IF Infertility
IJP It’s Just Progesterone
IKMTMD I Know More Than My Doctor
IM Intra-Muscular Injection
IUI Intra-Uterine Insemination
IVF In Vitro Fertilization
LAP Laparoscopy
LH Luteinizing Hormone
LMP Last Menstrual Period
LO Little One (children)
LP Luteal Phase
LPD Luteal Phase Defect
MC, M/C, MISC Miscarriage
MMC Missed Miscarriage
MF or MFI Male Factor Infertility
MRKH Mayer-Rokitansky-Kuster-Hauser syndrome
NCCWPI Normal Coffee Consumption Won’t Prevent Implantation
NGP Non-Gestating Partner
NOWTSYC1BFPPL No One Wants to See Your Cycle 1 BFP Please Leave
NTNP Not Trying, Not Preventing
O, OV Ovulation
OB/GYN, OBGYN Obstetrician/Gynecologist
OHSS Ovarian HyperStimulation Sydrome
OPK Ovulation Predictor Kit or Test
OTMN One Temp Means Nothing
PCO and PCOS PolyCystic Ovar(ies) and PolyCystic Ovary Syndrome
PCP Primary Care Physician
PFIIMUB Pineapple for Implantation is Made Up Bullshit
PGD and PGS Pre-implantation Genetic Diagnosis and Screening
PIO Progesterone in Oil
POAS Pee On a Stick
RE Reproductive Endocrinologist
RIVF Reciprocal IVF
RPL Recurrent Pregnancy Loss
SA Semen Analysis
SART Society of Assisted Reproductive Technology
SD Sperm Donor
SDCMC Stress Doesn’t Cause Miscarriages
SHG SonoHysteroGram
SMEP Sperm Meets Egg Plan
STHM Spearmint Tea Hail Mary
SubQ Subcutaneous Injection
TCOYF Taking Charge of Your Fertility
TESA and TESE Testicular Sperm Aspiration and Testicular Sperm Extraction
TI Timed Intercourse
TTC Trying to Conceive
TS Traditional Surrogacy
TSH Thyroid Stimulating Hormone
TW/CW Trigger Warning or Content Warning
TWW Two-Week Wait (post ovulation)
WROG Well Read on Google
RELATED SUBREDDITS

/r/TryingForABaby

/r/TFABChartStalkers

/r/TFABLinePorn

/r/TTCafterloss

/r/StillTrying

/r/Infertility

/r/MaleInfertility

/r/queerception

/r/TTC_PCOS

/r/TTC30

/r/shittyfertilityadvice

/r/trollingforababy

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93

Trying out acupuncture for fertility and in walks the pregnant specialist who says “Let’s get you pregnant!”

It’s the enthusiasm for me 🥹

7 Comments
2024/10/30
23:15 UTC

130

“You’re so lucky you don’t have to deal with little ***** like me” - never been as close to getting charged with kidnapping..

That’s one less “friend”, God save those kids..

9 Comments
2024/10/30
21:18 UTC

109

Coworker came back from leave today and first question to me was “how’s the baby making going?”

8 Comments
2024/10/30
20:27 UTC

89

Every time a doctor says, "Maybe you'll be pregnant by then!" when I'm trying to plan ahead for the next cycle

Why have I encountered this multiple times?! It's like they're trying to jinx me. This is my 6th medicated cycle, so the optimism is just annoying at this point.

5 Comments
2024/10/30
19:37 UTC

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Wine and Whine Wednesdays

Back by popular demand, Weekly TrollFAB venting threads!

Have something you want to get off your chest? Need a sounding board to air your TTC complaints to? Vitamin company changed your favorite prenatal bottle's packaging? Complain away!

Saw something particularly obnoxious on FB, Etsy, Etc? Take care not to brigade or harass anyone, but this is absolutely the place for some good humored mockery.

Chat Thread Rules:

  1. Everything in our TrollFAB Rules still applies, even if it's not explicitly called out again here.
  2. No BFP talk, or anything resembling BFP talk. Tread carefully when talking about living children, results of treatment, or anything that invites your fellow TrollFABer's envious wrath.
  3. Feel free to be snarky and let your frustration out, but be respectful at the same time. This is a welcoming space for TTC-ers of all races, religions, genders, sexualities, medical conditions, ages, length of trying, etc. Mods reserve the right to shamelessly delete anything we deem too far over the troll line.
  4. Be cognizant of the fact that many people on this sub have been trying for longer/shorter than you, and may be on some of the same other TTC subs as you. It's okay to ask questions or correct someone for unintentionally hurtful phrases, but anything overtly inconsiderate/self-centered will be removed.
16 Comments
2024/10/30
12:01 UTC

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Unexplained infertility: A professional version of "Dunno, love"

7 Comments
2024/10/30
10:15 UTC

141

Me, clicking on a post that mentions going for initial fertility tests with the NHS, thinking maybe I could help someone out with info, only to discover it was a pregnancy announcement.

I mean, seriously? I don't need to hear about how scared you were that something was wrong and now you have a miracle. All of the comments were in the same vein too - wHeN wE rElAxEd etc etc.

I'll just keep my knowledge about the waiting list times for someone that needs it then.

21 Comments
2024/10/30
07:54 UTC

33

Have to go in on Halloween for my mid-cycle

Let's party

0 Comments
2024/10/29
23:56 UTC

133

Had an oral surgery consult this afternoon, cried about the treatment plan, then she said “well maybe you’re pregnant and that’s why you’re so emotional” 🙄🙄🙄

I have severe anxiety when it comes to anything dentist related. Their bedside manner was not my favorite thing. I’ve been crying all afternoon… freakin jerks 😭

9 Comments
2024/10/29
22:28 UTC

94

Downloading a new ovulation tracking app thinking maybe this one will get me pregnant 🙃

4 Comments
2024/10/29
21:04 UTC

28

Just digging through the trash for HPT tests I started taking on 3dp5dt even though I know my trigger is still hanging on.

1 Comment
2024/10/29
20:34 UTC

30

Me trying to come to grips with another canceled IVF cycle

Trying to come to grips

0 Comments
2024/10/29
19:48 UTC

91

Just did my trigger shot for my first full medicated cycle and my 2ww ends on my birthday…

B

4 Comments
2024/10/29
19:42 UTC

160

Fertility investigations are in: my ovarian reserve is SO LOW my consultant refuses to even tell me what it is because I will “spiral”

Hahahahhaha like I’m not going to do that anyway hahahaha also I’m only 30 🙃

11 Comments
2024/10/29
13:53 UTC

18

When in the midst of the second dose of Depot Lupron suppression

Hus

0 Comments
2024/10/29
08:31 UTC

162

Me deleting Instagram again after seeing 3 pregnancy announcements in the same week as my CD1 🫡

6 Comments
2024/10/29
01:18 UTC

154

Me buying a pineapple after my FET and keeping my feet warm all day...

It's my 3rd IVF round I never did any of this before but this time I'm all in! I actually like pineapple 🍍 now off to bed and do a meditation with positive affirmations 🫡 🤣

12 Comments
2024/10/28
23:44 UTC

146

When infertility definitely isn't taking a toll on you and you're absolutely fine

2 Comments
2024/10/28
23:37 UTC

58

This is my life now.

10 Comments
2024/10/28
22:48 UTC

130

When you thought a Halloween costume post was safe but swipe to see it’s just another pregnancy announcement

16 Comments
2024/10/28
22:27 UTC

73

The degree of overthinking and hyper-focus on this one aspect of my life is making hissy!

9 Comments
2024/10/28
20:36 UTC

37

Convincing myself I can predict the results of my day 21 test

I only ovulated yesterday, but my clinic wants to check progesterone on CD21 anyway… feels like a waste of time at this point.

1 Comment
2024/10/28
20:22 UTC

112

When you get your lab results back & you’re trying to interpret them yourself

9 Comments
2024/10/28
19:42 UTC

71

IT’S O DAY PEOPLE!!!

4 Comments
2024/10/28
09:51 UTC

103

For those like me who have the special ability to convince themselves they forgot that item at the grocery store because they've got 'pregnancy brain' at 7 DPO.

9 Comments
2024/10/28
08:24 UTC

123

When one of your favorite DINK Insta accounts announce they’ll no longer be DINKs

Don’t make your whole account about not having kids, if you’re eventually gonna have kids

24 Comments
2024/10/27
20:28 UTC

170

When a fertile myrtle says “just relax and you’ll get pregnant” 🫠

9 Comments
2024/10/27
17:19 UTC

20

Salty Sunday: What made you salty this week?

Community rules apply to all comments

59 Comments
2024/10/27
10:55 UTC

125

me waking up my husband before his work alarm to make sure we get our morning round in

6 Comments
2024/10/26
21:07 UTC

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