Hello boosh people. Can you help?

Been trying to find a video of a joke, I think it was from the live show I saw a million years ago. Might be from an old episode, can’t be sure

Bollo is on his death bed, Vince…. Will I go to heaven ?

No , I don’t think you will bollo.

Why’s that Vince ? Do animals not go to heaven ?

You killed that boy.

Oh yeah , I forgot about that.

Fucking cracks me up. Do it in bollos voice every time “why you no empty bins” “oh yeah I forgot about that”

Need a vid!

Thanks

Hi boosh fans! Need some help. I had this green lightning shirt that was sold as merchandise from the live shows way back in 2009-ish! It was actually my mums originally and was a really cool piece of memorabilia but i’ve realised it may have been put into a charity bag by mistake as it’s completely gone missing and I was wondering if anyone has seen it for sale anywhere or if you happen to have it and are willing to sell it please let me know!! Quite desperate to get it back!! Thanks <3

I’m having a Nelson Mandala moment, I could have sworn I’ve seen Naboo with the gorilla face/mouth of Bollo, my friend disagrees…

Can you settle this matter for us, ta in advance

He say's he didn't but even though him and the fox where ment to be close when he says hello to it the fox tells him to go away defensively

Got these cute earrings and this Electro Circus poster as part of my Christmas gifts this year!! My family know me well

"I thought it was good for ya."

"What?!"

"Ya know, good for the digestive system."

"That's Yakult."

After watching some of his older stand-up shows I got really inspired to try and write something similar. It's just the beginning, I've started writing yesterday. Hope to show it off on an open mic one day. Here's the translation for this:

Comes on the stage Hello, hello! There're so many people here, wow. Frankly, I went here bacause I'vewantedto feel how it's like standing on the stage, to look at...the...chairs and...the hall...ugh, I shall do just that.

Sits down on the floor and watches the public (hopefully laughing) Yeah, but here's the thing, no-one would allow me to be here without a text, so you'll have to listen to me rambling. I know, I'm sorry too.

Stands up Sorry, sorry...let's talk about pity in that case, or, more specifically, my childhood, but I don't know why I just said the same word twice, I'm nervous, very nervous, sorry, I'm so nervous that I'm about to jump around!

Jumps around the stage laughing maniacally

That's all I have for now, hope you like it.

just wondering because the hardcover is like $40 and the paperback is $5…

When there’s no pigs in blankets on the plate

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