/r/Squidbillies
A community of folk who appreciate the noble Appalachian Mud Squid. A place to drink your party liquor and wait for your free government money checks.
Discussion and celebration of the disturbing and charming Appalachian Mud Squid.
/r/Squidbillies
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John Long Island Iced Tea has to be stopped
I like too cut butts
05:42 UTC
Oh great. This is gonna drive our insurance premiums right through the damn roof
13:50 UTC
I want to name him "Herschel Walker Cuyler Them Dawgs Is Hell Don't They" but my husband said no
19:18 UTC
Sorry, Early. That’s just my twin brother Phil, from Kansas
14:02 UTC
20 years ago today, they aired “Adult Swim Brain Trust” / “Anime Talk show “, the first appearance of Early Cuyler
14:11 UTC
Tom Treebow?!?
From the University of the peninsular state just below Georgia?!?
01:25 UTC
If it’s a fight they want, then it’s a fight they shall get, EARLY CUYLER BABY!
15:21 UTC
Early but hes high on weed
04:13 UTC
I have been to the Mountain Top
20:28 UTC
Guys I know this is kinda crazy but I need your help with this question I’m about to ask you!
In The Episode “The Knights Of The Noble Order of The Mystic Turquoise Goblet” after Early and Sheriff’s lips separate from their little make out session, Sheriff goes the extra mile and kisses Early on what seems to be either his chest or neck… since Early is a squid it’s very hard to tell
So Is Sheriff kissing Early’s Neck or Early’s Chest
I’ll leave you guys to think for your interpretation…
19:48 UTC
Think hard, bitch…
17:35 UTC
Any news on seasons 9-13?
Looking for Seasons 9-13 on DVD, yah boi needs a full collection. Doesn’t feel right owning half of something lol
19:35 UTC
NOT WITH MY WIFE YOU WON’T!
20:06 UTC
You reckon you could gimme permission to date your pumpkin?
Happy Halloween
18:15 UTC
That's a nice suit... Is that suit made outta human butts?
01:13 UTC
If Don Dokken is involved, it is Devily Music!
20:28 UTC
Help finding an episode
Super random but trying to figure out what episode this is from. Hopefully it was a squidbillies episode. Basically the characters were in a quick stop trying to buy adult magazines and the clerk didn't have the desired title. Then the characters tell them not to go there and they crash their ufo or car into the store. He asks for a different title and the scene plays out again. Sorry my brother and I watched it years ago and I just want to see it again.
02:12 UTC
What’s your favourite theme song cover? (This is mine by Centro-Matic)
22:34 UTC
I have a theory for y’all!
So I just realized that in Season 11, Episode 4 titled “The Knights Of The Noble Order Of The Mystic Turquoise Goblet” Early and Sheriff were seen making out with a bunch of naked cult members.
The next episode which is Ballad Of The Latrine Marine shows Early being pregnant because he has to lay about 100 eggs due to having both sex organs so technically Early is a transgendered “womern” but doesn’t want to admit it since he’s the more dominant of him and Sheriff’s relationship
What if Sheriff was the father of those babies that Early was forced to give birth to, only to lose all of them by the end after the babies got eaten by a bunch of crows?! 😱😱😱
The more u look into this theory, IT ALL MAKES TOTAL SENSE!!!
03:26 UTC
🎶Bring Yo Ass Over! Let that Coochie Breath! Shake That Ass Bitch! Hands On You Knees! Hands On Yo Knees! Hands On Yo Knees, Shake That Ass Fo Drake, Yeah Shake That Ass Fo Me?!🎶 2X
Based on a paraphrased Rock Cover of Rich Baby Daddy by Drake that I found on Insta
17:53 UTC
Early seeing the FACE OF GOD!!!
16:05 UTC
Taste the chain
15:48 UTC
What Dewey & I had was real
Oh real huh? Real like your hay collection?
Season 11, Episode 8
16:15 UTC
Can’t seem to find any decent merch. What gives?
14:50 UTC
One Of The Biggest Plot Twists In Cinematic History!! #OutOfContextClips
06:29 UTC
You did shoot me first
05:27 UTC
Been struggling watching post season 6...
Anyone else feel like the show started to decline after season 6? I'm kinda struggling to watch anything past that
22:09 UTC
barack HUSSEIN obama is putting fluoride in the water
disclaimer: i fully intend to vote! however i really want this hat that looks close enough to earlys from s5e4
20:16 UTC