Thanks for rubbing salt in my biggest wound, meta! It’s lovely to scroll through memes only to be slapped across the face with a reminder of one of my life’s greatest sorrows. The diabolical ad placement for things I tend to comfort shop for is also a nice touch.

Didn’t even get a damn blanket

Can’t wait to see what stages of repulsiveness I’ll reach this time. More hair loss? More weird bumpy skin? More gross bruising from progesterone in oil

Stay tuned to find out!

3 chances this year, at least that's how see it. Second FET in July worked until it didn't...then got spontaneously pregnant right after in August, then September. All three were early losses. Had an early loss last September on the day of my fucking endo surgery which got cancelled and I miscarried. I legitimately can't catch a break. Now my SIL is pregnant with the same due date as my second FET. Haven't talked to her since she told us. Idc anymore lol.

I wonder why… 🫠

Maybe this part doesn’t need to be a team sport.

I have to lie down or stand up and have one leg up/resting so the muscle is relaxed. Can't help but to think I'm doing the Yamaha death pose before getting my shot. And tbh? Mood.

I swear 3/4 of the women I know are pregnant or have a baby rn what the fuck man 😭

Announcing during the holidays is so played and predictable 🙄🙄

Never gotten naturally pregnant, though pregnant 3 times via IVF (all miscarriages). I am on continuous BC because my endo and adeno are incredibly severe, so it's not happening naturally anyway. With the meds, pain, sadness.... we just don't anymore. We love each other and recognize the situation. I'm happy for those who can still get it on, it's just hard to not feel abnormal.

Optional answers on my end:

1. To be left alone
2. For my left fallopian tube to magically regrow and your son’s sperm to work
3. Money for IVF

The polyps are gone, but at what cost 🫠

If I could not have another ectopic, that’d be greeeat.

We ride at dawn 🤠

delulu and delulu-er

I feel like this could be a universal experience in this group. Got sick of seeing positive tests, have come to the dark side

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