/r/trollfitness

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This community is an extension of the Troll universe in which we can post ridiculous nonsense about working out, and keep it far from the prying eyes of those whom would seek to destroy- I mean ruin the fun for the rest of us.

Bottom line: this is a positive environment for talking about fitness and all of the hoopla which accompanies it.

This community is an extension of the Troll universe in which we can post ridiculous nonsense about working out, and keep it far from the prying eyes of those whom would seek to destro- I mean... ruin the fun for the rest of us.

Bottom line: this is a positive environment for talking about fitness and all of the hoopla which accompanies it.

NOTE: This is not a place to complain about other fitness subreddits. If you have an issue with one of them, take it up with the mods / admins there, or head over to /r/shitredditsays. Thank you.

Other fitness subreddits:

Strength / Fitness / Weight Loss:

Speed / Endurance / Cardio / Other:

Bro-Science Online Curriculum

/r/trollfitness

4,935 Subscribers

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Long time no backflip training

0 Comments
2020/03/24
15:01 UTC

12

Biking Trainers for the House

Welp, here I am asking for help with home trainers.

I have no idea where to start. Any brand, or tips for what to look for or think about when selection would be very helpful.

Thank You

1 Comment
2020/03/18
23:33 UTC

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My pull ups with heavy bag

1 Comment
2020/01/06
20:46 UTC

110

Tell me you feel me

4 Comments
2019/11/26
12:02 UTC

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Macro Adjusting after Crossfit WODs

Hi all, I've previously posted about macros centered around running but ya girl got sick of that and I mixed it up by getting back into Crossfit.

I am trying to figure out if I should add any calories for these workouts. I'm cutting and at about 1,600 cals a day currently and the classes are a 20 minute warm-up and 30 minute workout, I'm definitely sweating and spent when it's done.

I'd love any advice on tracking my Crossfit macros effectively. Thanks!

6 Comments
2019/06/18
19:15 UTC

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[Rant]: I’m just sooo sick and tired of people commenting on my eating habits.

I’m too fat to eat too little cuz CLEARLY I’m starving myself

But if I eat too much I should really watch my portions cuz you know I’m a fat piece of shit.

Just shut the fuck up. I’m fine my body is fine and I’m losing weight the way I want to. I’m so fucking over the judgment. It’s even worse because it comes from little old ladies at work who put on lunch events for us. So me just Telling them to go fuck themselves won’t go over well.

The even sadder thing is, I hate how it makes me feel about eating. Sometimes I find myself self cautious when eating in groups. I have lost a lot of weight and I’m honestly proud of myself, and I think these comments are effecting me more because it’s that time of the month (I know so stereotypical). I just hate feeling that people are constantly watching me and I don’t even know WHY! It’s my body !!!

In the words of Ron Swanson, “the whole point of this country is if I want to eat garbage and balloon up to 600lbs and die at 43 you can! You have the freedom to do so”

Just leave me alloonnneee please and thank you

4 Comments
2019/06/12
04:08 UTC

192

Get your heart rate up! Survive the eventual apocalypse!

3 Comments
2019/04/24
02:43 UTC

121

Remember it’s all about balance. 🧘🏾‍♀️ + 🍺

2 Comments
2019/04/21
19:01 UTC

9

Can anybody ID the brand of this sportsbra?

3 Comments
2019/04/02
00:57 UTC

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I made it to pilates for the first time in weeks

So glad I made it. I always feel better for it. My Pilates instructor is an older ex-nurse and she is amaaaazing. So very pleased with myself.

1 Comment
2019/04/01
19:15 UTC

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Hey, is this the place for me?

I'm aware that fitness and weightloss are seperate things, and at the moment I'm losing some weight and building fitness and muscle are taking a back seat. I think I've been subscribed to this for a long while and I super enjoy seeing ladies get strong and getting fitter and strong myself - but because I'm disabled my exercise routines are frequently disrupted so I'm honestly not that fit. I've found myself in a change of diet and wanting a place where fat loss and other body changes are talked about, but in a mentally and physically healthy way. Is this such a place? Of course multiplied by sarcasm and all that good stuff.

2 Comments
2019/03/23
11:31 UTC

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A girl scout right b4 trail sold me these. Carrying boxes of cookies while trail running made me giggle at the irony 🤣🤣

1 Comment
2019/01/28
07:38 UTC

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What do we think about the ever growing fushion of pants and tights aka leggings...? Thats a jogger cuff and there are 7 pockets on these!

9 Comments
2018/12/18
14:13 UTC

79

When I do squats, deadlifts, and lunges on top of a 5 mile run before going into work for an 8 hour shift of constantly moving

2 Comments
2018/08/12
03:08 UTC

135

That morning run is hard sometimes

3 Comments
2018/08/08
14:37 UTC

5

My Full Body Calisthenics Workout!

0 Comments
2018/04/22
20:52 UTC

130

I’ve been floundering for a month! I need to get control of my diet again! Ugh!

3 Comments
2018/01/22
00:53 UTC

63

MRW i crushed my calorie goals and lost zero weight this week

8 Comments
2018/01/18
03:46 UTC

28

Today is day 1 of my new fitness routine. wish me luck!

I already worked out this morning. So, in my head, I'm killin it! lol

Anyone else start recently?

6 Comments
2017/11/26
20:43 UTC

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I gained back 30 of the 66 lbs that I lost. I am trying to get back into a positive headspace. I need help!

7 Comments
2017/11/19
05:56 UTC

57

Da fuq is up with the design of these leggings?

8 Comments
2017/10/19
00:46 UTC

51

after 40 minutes on the exercise bike

2 Comments
2017/10/03
03:53 UTC

38

Ban BURPEES they disrespectful

2 Comments
2017/09/04
14:30 UTC

47

When I know I have to meal prep tomorrow, but simultaneously thinking about what snacks and cookies i want... and can't have...

1 Comment
2017/09/03
21:57 UTC

42

alright trolls, I'm tired of starting a fitness journey and not seeing results/not keeping with it. what's your tips for going to the gym and keeping it up?

26 Comments
2017/09/03
02:26 UTC

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