/r/ShitRimworldSays

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A subreddit dedicated to taking posts from /r/Rimworld and the Ludeon forums out of context. Latest in line from the time-honored tradition that was started by subreddits like /r/ShitCrusaderKingsSay and /r/ShitDwarfFortressSays.

A subreddit dedicated to taking posts from /r/Rimworld and the Ludeon forums out of context. Latest in line from the time-honored tradition that was started by subreddits like /r/ShitCrusaderKingsSay and /r/ShitDwarfFortressSays.


Rules:

  1. Post titles must be the full quote, not just a few words or a summary.

  2. All submissions must link directly to a post or comment from /r/Rimworld or the Ludeon forums.

  3. Provide context to your submissions where necessary. Add ?context=N to your URL, with N = number of parent comments you want to show.


RimWorld-related subreddits:

/r/ShitRimworldSays

48,633 Subscribers

109

I had an 8 year old running from an unknown threat the other day. Turned out it was a chewbacca siege. Why were they after her? Turns out she was getting married to their leader & at the ceremony, she got wasted and threw up on their holy altar. šŸ¤£

5 Comments
2024/09/11
16:17 UTC

117

I did it guys ! My megacock got some hot chick pregnant ! My parents were not happy when I told them, weird :(

2 Comments
2024/09/07
14:23 UTC

334

"Anyone ever considered human bone as a building material"

24 Comments
2024/09/03
13:49 UTC

190

"Fuck refugees."

15 Comments
2024/08/26
13:32 UTC

192

"Why can't I toss fresh human bodies into this cooking pot?"

4 Comments
2024/08/17
04:34 UTC

113

"An undead lady bleeding from everywhere like a fire hydrant and giving birth non-stop while being stoned on smokeleaf sounds like a usual day in the Rim"

0 Comments
2024/08/13
08:21 UTC

10

Average Canola Enjoyer

3 Comments
2024/08/11
12:33 UTC

180

"AITA for leaving my one day old daughter behind in an enemy encampment?"

8 Comments
2024/08/06
15:46 UTC

116

Needless to say, all my prisoners are now dead, but I now have a level 10 doctor.

2 Comments
2024/08/05
13:00 UTC

42

"In hindsight if I had called for reinforcements I would have been fine. I had no idea they were planning on swallowing"

0 Comments
2024/07/31
16:22 UTC

89

No, Tommy got to be gay because he's good-looking and will be a perfect husband to my colony leader. You're just gonna be alone and haul rocks and trash until you die.

0 Comments
2024/07/31
11:00 UTC

196

It turned all the dudes in the colony into violent incels. Like.. there was a fight triggered by "rebuffed" every day. Nothing was getting done. I executed the pretty chick and they were all much happier.

20 Comments
2024/07/04
15:26 UTC

106

Should I abstain from Ethnic Cleansing?

4 Comments
2024/06/30
10:30 UTC

268

"My doctor smashed the head in of a child about to set off a nuke and now is hated by everyone."

3 Comments
2024/06/03
07:17 UTC

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