/r/ShitCrusaderKingsSay

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Only in Crusader Kings...

Description

A compilation of posts from around Reddit (but mainly from /r/CrusaderKings) that sound really strange and/or disturbing when read outside the context of CK2, EU4, or other Paradox games.


FAQ

What is Crusader Kings 2?

Crusader Kings 2 is a medieval dynastic simulator game, where you control and guide a dynasty and acquire more titles and power for yourself. Usually, this involves a lot of infanticide and wincest. But the wincest's usually just for fun.

Rules

1.Global Reddit Rules Apply
2.Don't Be A Dick
3.Link posts from Reddit only
4.Posts should be related to CK2 or another Paradox game
5.No low-effort posts. This includes linking to posts/comments that we deem to be "trying too hard" to get posted here, as well as unoriginal content

Useful Links

Arumba's CK2 Tutorial Series
/r/CrusaderKings
/r/eu4 (honorary Crusaders)
/r/paradoxplaxa
/r/youdontfeudal
/r/youdontserf

/r/ShitCrusaderKingsSay

78,606 Subscribers

53

FAFO

11 Comments
2024/12/03
03:52 UTC

126

Jeez, calm down

4 Comments
2024/12/01
09:10 UTC

39

Got to give them credit for thinking outside the box

1 Comment
2024/12/01
07:09 UTC

34

Reddit literally became a mirror with this one

3 Comments
2024/12/01
01:41 UTC

335

I know where this is going

3 Comments
2024/11/30
23:10 UTC

182

He is serious

5 Comments
2024/11/29
21:29 UTC

84

Shit the Atlantic says

3 Comments
2024/11/28
02:43 UTC

62

A Thanksgiving dinner

0 Comments
2024/11/27
11:25 UTC

227

A mf cant be blind

3 Comments
2024/11/26
22:09 UTC

106

Weakest CK Eugenics fan

0 Comments
2024/11/26
19:40 UTC

141

Guys this is not satire. Pls help him out!

Sensitive tag cuz suicidal content

3 Comments
2024/11/25
07:38 UTC

101

we've all been there

0 Comments
2024/11/24
20:15 UTC

209

TIME FOR 18446744073709551614 ASSASSINATIONS

10 Comments
2024/11/24
11:24 UTC

429

Ah, yes. The price of annoying someone

16 Comments
2024/11/24
05:07 UTC

645

yeah, "reload time" is totally an appropriate term for that

10 Comments
2024/11/24
01:09 UTC

41

well then, it appears you now have Judge holden as a brother in Law

2 Comments
2024/11/23
11:44 UTC

215

Kinda cool

9 Comments
2024/11/23
04:15 UTC

302

Always marry…

13 Comments
2024/11/22
16:43 UTC

355

Just had a blind guy make fun of the size of my penis

9 Comments
2024/11/22
09:23 UTC

22

Got into game

So got into this game because of this subreddit, boyfriend has been watching because of drama in game, also knows of said subreddit. This conversation ensued. Will play more.

(Applied NSFW due to swear words and being new to this subreddit.)

3 Comments
2024/11/22
02:50 UTC

79

Grooming a child into the type of mate you want. What better kind of love is out there?

13 Comments
2024/11/21
12:36 UTC

150

Seduced, Inpregnated, and abducted

6 Comments
2024/11/20
18:46 UTC

477

Breeding his daughter

16 Comments
2024/11/20
15:31 UTC

38

Adolf hitler

2 Comments
2024/11/19
13:25 UTC

265

pizdec

10 Comments
2024/11/19
08:17 UTC

39

Lady, I need you to calm down. (I murdered her husband)

0 Comments
2024/11/19
07:09 UTC

310

How can I stop disabled people from existing? 💀

11 Comments
2024/11/19
02:04 UTC

211

Hmm🤔

4 Comments
2024/11/18
11:32 UTC

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