/r/ShitCrusaderKingsSay
Only in Crusader Kings...
Description
A compilation of posts from around Reddit (but mainly from /r/CrusaderKings) that sound really strange and/or disturbing when read outside the context of CK2, EU4, or other Paradox games.
FAQ
What is Crusader Kings 2?
Crusader Kings 2 is a medieval dynastic simulator game, where you control and guide a dynasty and acquire more titles and power for yourself. Usually, this involves a lot of infanticide and wincest. But the wincest's usually just for fun.
Rules
1.Global Reddit Rules Apply
2.Don't Be A Dick
3.Link posts from Reddit only
4.Posts should be related to CK2 or another Paradox game
5.No low-effort posts. This includes linking to posts/comments that we deem to be "trying too hard" to get posted here, as well as unoriginal content
Useful Links
Arumba's CK2 Tutorial Series
/r/CrusaderKings
/r/eu4 (honorary Crusaders)
/r/paradoxplaxa
/r/youdontfeudal
/r/youdontserf
/r/ShitCrusaderKingsSay
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From standard CK fuckery, to John Wick behaviour then something beyond even us
08:17 UTC
Does this belong here?
21:32 UTC
My bisexual rakish pure-blooded dwarf conqueror needs this as a pedestal artifact. Devs please
13:19 UTC
On a post about twins…
11:34 UTC
“To know your enemy, you must first become your enemy”
06:09 UTC
I don't know, probably
20:28 UTC
Oh. Becoming an ethnostate was the right move. Neat.
19:06 UTC
My wife of 13 years doesn't. Love me
15:24 UTC
Very specific
15:10 UTC
My aunt dying reminded me of ck3
19:05 UTC
Help needed!
16:48 UTC
gotta customize that racism
15:47 UTC
“I literally duelled a 3 year old and cut off her head today.”
17:47 UTC
My favorite part is "they were more pink than this"
00:55 UTC
Men are much easier to milk for DNA
19:05 UTC
...
23:05 UTC
He doesn't yet get joy of the process itself
15:58 UTC
Self love is very important!
05:35 UTC
Can Targaryens marry their sisters if the said sister is also their mother(or daughter) ?
20:12 UTC
I'm married to my daughter, granddaughter, and great-granddaughter all at once. One of them gave me a Daughter-Granddaughter-Sister-in-Law. Who was it?
17:38 UTC
How did he die at a board game tournament?
11:36 UTC
indeed leprosy does hath no power over incest,
11:12 UTC
a new ck3 player has just learnt about our favourite thing to do
15:38 UTC
King married his daughter
11:33 UTC
Well, I'm a brand new father, so it's nice that somebody is offering this kind of advice.
11:15 UTC