/r/ShitDwarfFortressSays

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This subreddit is dedicated to taking /r/DwarfFortress posts out of context, much like /r/ShitCrusaderKingsSays does. The fact that our beloved sub is considered cheating on /r/nocontext doesn't mean that we can't make our own version with magma and candy.


This subreddit is dedicated to taking /r/DwarfFortress posts out of context, much like /r/ShitCrusaderKingsSay does. The fact that our beloved sub is considered cheating on /r/nocontext doesn't mean that we can't make our own version with magma and candy.

Submission Rules

  1. Your submission must link to a post or a comment from the Dwarf Fortress subreddit or from the Bay12 Forums. Anything else will be removed by AutoModerator.

If you want to post something still related, but from elsewhere, you will have to message the moderators and ask for approval.

  • It is nice to provide context with your post. When you submit a link, please remember to append ?context=N to it. That way not only will the linked post show, but also its N parents.

  • /r/ShitDwarfFortressSays

    4,051 Subscribers

    10

    I captured the circus, i am going to breed the clowns.

    0 Comments
    2024/07/12
    02:06 UTC

    21

    How do i prevent the dwarves from eating in a golden throneroom i built for my giant hamster?

    1 Comment
    2024/07/10
    16:10 UTC

    47

    Wrongfully convicted a random, deceased hen of a crime just to close a cold case. Now EVERY animal in the fortress is mad at me.

    1 Comment
    2024/06/03
    00:23 UTC

    58

    My last Mayor survived a goblin onslaught by sleeping through it. He woke up after everyone else was dead, immediately re-elected himself mayor, and went back to sleep.

    2 Comments
    2024/04/16
    00:01 UTC

    21

    /r/dwarffortress discusses increasing the odds of gelding opponents in battle

    1 Comment
    2024/02/06
    13:16 UTC

    24

    If you wanna spartan train your dwarven babies I suppose you could toss em into the pit and any that survive are worthy of living

    0 Comments
    2023/11/17
    14:58 UTC

    54

    The best thing you can do is kill the child.

    3 Comments
    2023/06/01
    03:03 UTC

    107

    I made a giant dick filled with magma, and with the flip of a switch, I can make it piss magma into my dungeon.

    1 Comment
    2023/01/31
    07:28 UTC

    24

    You just had to decide which one would die - Early DF version

    0 Comments
    2023/01/07
    04:50 UTC

    65

    these herds of horses and moose are teleporting directly into my hospital

    0 Comments
    2022/12/25
    20:03 UTC

    28

    OP deals with a Children of the Corn situation effectively

    0 Comments
    2022/12/16
    16:33 UTC

    203

    minutes away from death, he became creatively inspired, dragged his half-lifeless corpse up thirty flights of stairs, crafted a masterwork coffin, and claimed it as a family heirloom. Then he died, I threw his body in a pit, and sold his coffin for several thousand dollars.

    0 Comments
    2022/12/12
    17:31 UTC

    43

    You can go all the way down, the circus is at the bottom but they don't punch your ticket unless you have some candy.

    0 Comments
    2022/12/12
    06:18 UTC

    135

    How do i remove dead children from trees and how do i stop them from dying up there? They're really bumming everybody out.

    4 Comments
    2022/12/10
    06:56 UTC

    49

    Ghost of a Dwarf Who Was Flung to Space By a Drawbridge Won’t Leave Her Child Alone

    0 Comments
    2022/12/09
    16:54 UTC

    78

    Children being able to do hauling work is a gamechanger

    9 Comments
    2022/12/08
    16:06 UTC

    130

    5 years playing the game and just found out clowns could get pregnant. Intriguing, but highly disgusting.

    4 Comments
    2021/02/09
    07:02 UTC

    85

    If you then dump water on your roasting population could you make something like an obsidian terracotta army out of them?

    2 Comments
    2020/07/11
    17:59 UTC

    88

    Is there a way to use/get rid of small teeth? They just keep piling up..

    0 Comments
    2020/04/24
    17:19 UTC

    87

    Even necromancers need to live their best life. That tower definitely has a "Live, Laugh, Love" sign made out of elf teeth.

    2 Comments
    2020/03/02
    16:22 UTC

    116

    "I built a goose launcher that would eject a payload of war geese"

    0 Comments
    2020/02/26
    10:20 UTC

    40

    I murdered a child after he went berserk...

    5 Comments
    2020/02/13
    00:36 UTC

    40

    This is what the Baby riding their mum until she dies of dehydration looks like.

    0 Comments
    2020/02/08
    15:14 UTC

    122

    "I like to be a bear man and rip off the arms of the first person I see to take as my weapons." "I somehow always end up strangling people in their sleep." "I strip people in their sleep and throw their clothes at them. Sometimes I gouge out their eyes."

    2 Comments
    2019/11/03
    17:05 UTC

    58

    "I bit 30 cats yesterday."

    1 Comment
    2019/07/02
    07:59 UTC

    48

    I traded the butchered remains of a few of a demon's servants to him for his clothes.

    0 Comments
    2019/02/14
    06:58 UTC

    187

    Every one of his 3,000 relatives want to rule the world and most of them are drunken inbreds just like him. None of them have skills. They just have babies, consume resources, and never die. A genocide may be the answer.

    2 Comments
    2018/10/31
    08:01 UTC

    49

    When uninvited visitors knock on my door I break out the magma.

    2 Comments
    2018/06/24
    00:17 UTC

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