I know Reddit isn’t the ideal place to look for romance but dating apps have been a bust so here we are. First off, I am not skinny. I am 100% chubby. If that’s not your cup of tea, that’s totally cool, just trying to save us both some time. I’m mostly an introvert with some extroverted tendencies. I love anything creative, reading, and listening to music. I’m a Cancer, if it matters. I’m a mom, so if you don’t like kids, we probably aren’t going to vibe. I run a small business and work full time. I am college educated but lean toward goofball on the seriousness scale. I love to laugh and find a sense of humor very attractive.

I’d love to find someone to spend time with, binge tv, order food, go to concerts, get hot chocolate and go look at Christmas lights. I’m a very affectionate and attentive person, both physically and emotionally.

I am pretty open about age differences but please be at least 30. Also, if you’re not willing to make the drive, chances are I won’t be either so please be reasonable-ish with distance.

If you’ve made it this far, my dms are open. Shoot me a message with your favorite song.

Im in a LTR, have a 5 month old baby, work third shift (EST). Im not happy with where I am in life but I’m not looking to constantly complain.

I spend a lot of time cleaning and taking care of my baby. I have YouTube on in the background a lot just to have some sound playing. I watch a lot of commentary videos, movie reviews, hiking channels. Some of my favorites are KyleHatesHiking, FoundFlix, DrewGooden.

I also love hiking and being outside. I enjoy the beach and the mountains. I love a relaxing walk along the beach. The mountains are also magical in their own way. I haven’t gotten out a lot recently but I’m looking forward to going out as often as I can.

I like horror movies, true crime podcasts, documentaries. I don’t know what it is but I can’t stop listening. Feel free to throw out suggestions.

Idk what else to write. If we talk awhile maybe we can learn more about each other. Feel free to send me a message. Please say something more than hi even if you don’t want to include a lot.

I am pent up. I am frustrated. I need a body to use and abuse. Maybe you want to experience an older man. Maybe you just like being used. Maybe you just like being with married men. Regardless of your reason, we can make it happen. I’m open to any and all. Whatever your race, age, or size, you should hit me up to at least chat.

I don’t care about age, race, or size. I’m open to any or all. I don’t have a time period, but I would like to make this happen soon. I’m game for messages or a dm. I look forward to hearing from you.

I'm looking for someone who's chill and down to have some fun. I'm 39 years old, 6'2, 200, white, bearded, single, clean, recently tested, very open, and am able to host in Danville. Open to something ongoing if things go well.

Let me know a little about you, where you're from, and send a picture if interested and I'll be happy to talk and send some pictures in return.

Hey! I'm looking to offer a no strings attached blowjob or straight or curious guys who just want to kick back and enjoy themselves. My only goal is to focus on your pleasure and not into recip. I enjoy taking my time and making sure you feel good in a discreet space.

No pressure, no judgment, and most importantly a laid-back vibe. I host in Center City most days and evenings and would be fine with an FWB dynamic.

I'm 5'11", fit and hung. I'm looking to try femdom and getting pegged for the first time. I've been interested in exploring by submissive side for a while now, but haven't found anyone else interested in it. Looking for someone older to ease me into it. Also never done anything anally. Pm if you're interested, I can send pics. Must be able to host, I live in UCity.

Mostly on here looking for camping buddies, or someone to chill with. Mostly looking for around my age. I do not host but we can hang outdoors or maybe at your place. We don't need to do sexual stuff, platonic works perfectly fine for me. Dm for more info

Do not start the convo out with "send pics" that will warrent a block.

Hello there Reddit world! Once again, just trying to see if there is anyone out there for me. I'm a single dad to 3 boys, I'm more of the socially awkward until I’m comfortable type. So that being said I don’t go out much alone lol. I’m looking for someone who wants to go adulting with me 😂

I enjoy going to baseball games, hockey games, traveling on weekends to go find the best taco’s in the state. Maybe a random adventure to go vintage shopping at flea markets… who knows it could get crazy…

Recently I’ve fallen in love with cooking on weekends with the slow cooker, so finding someone to try new recipes with would be an added bonus I loooove music, so finding someone that would like to camp out at music festivals or plan out concerts to see together. I do enjoy being outdoors, during the summer I can be found lying in the hammock outside for hours. I'm not really into social media , or politics, but feel free to bounce random conspiracy theories at me while we cuddle by the fire.

I'm not really a drinker but I’m very 420 friendly. Also, I should put that I am looking for an actual in person relationship.. I'm looking for more than a penpal or endless messages, I need something in person and real please :-)

Looking for someone cute and fun who's up for a good time... I'm fit and handsome and would love to make your day better by being pampered. Have another idea? I'm happy to oblige. Chat me and lets see what happens....

Hello, title pretty much says it all here! I was a little bit shy in high school and college, but I've come out of my shell a bit since leaving school and now I'm looking for someone patient and understanding to teach me how to make you cum with my fingers, tongue, and cock. Open to single women or couples.

About Me: I'm 24, white guy, 5'10", 155lbs, average build. 7 inches down below, average thickness. Medium length brown hair and a mustache, hazel eyes. I'm a big football fan (go Eagles!), and I love thrifting, hiking, and live music. I work in management in the suburbs. I can't host and don't have a car, but I can travel via SEPTA and Uber. A bit of an ambivert. I've dated a little bit, but things never went far enough for me to move beyond making out. Not in a hurry to lose it, so I'd love to find someone I really connect with. Open to either a one-time thing or possibly a FWBs situation.

What I'm Looking For: Looking for someone patient and understanding to teach me to give oral and possibly more than that. I prefer older than me, but I'm open to anyone 19+. I want to take it slow and learn to give pleasure as well as receive it.

Thanks for reading and I hope to hear from you soon! Prefer to chat on Reddit for safety. If you read this far, tell me your favorite band so I know you're real!

The test is at the bottom of this post but first a little about why I offer my GloryHole:

WHY I OFFER THIS Visiting my Glory Hole is an exhilarating experience that I find adventurous straight and bi guys visit and love it! You may be super nervous of you’ve never tried a GloryHole (GH) or if you have little/no experience with guys. You will definitely get an adrenaline rush will only make the experience most enjoyable. Guy who have visited have communicated a sex high like never before while trying this new kink/fantasy.

Some guys have worried whether or not they will be able to get hard, but I promise you’ll get super hard and I’ll take things slow so you can enjoy the ecstasy.

Since trying something new like this can be intimidating so I’ve taken steps to easy your worries. First know that although I post often, I am very selective and only host about 1 guy every 6-8 weeks. I offer this only when I met someone I’m interested in, which tends to be a physically fit guy between the ages of 18-40, who is clean and discreet, and doesn’t seem too desperate. I always have music playing and my space is super clean and private, making this a relaxing environment. Also know that this is a totally anonymous meetup but I do, want to see a pic of your cock before meeting.

I also like it when guys are a little kinky and want to explore other new things besides a blowjob. I really just like the feel of knowing I’m helping a straight/bi guy have a new experience. So be sure to let me know what your fantasy’s are, if you have anything in addition to getting blown and we can chat about it. I do not bottom, however.

One more thing, do be insecure about dick size. I don’t care about size, only that you’re hygienic and in physically in-shape. I like uncut and cut, and like the diversity of different shapes, tones, and sizes.

Ok so on to the test. Read this and see if you get hard or horny. If so, this is probably a good opportunity for you!

THE TEST Imagine stepping into the foyer of my pretty home. I live in a quiet neighborhood just outside of Harrisburg, off a low traffic road. The room is totally private and the visit anonymous, so you can be at ease. You step up to the GH. You’re nervous, heart racing, and adrenaline is up. You’re super nervous but also horny and ready to do this! You look down and see only the lower part of my face and my finger beckoning you to bring your cock forward.

I start with your flaccid cock, working it in my warm mouth. My soft slick tongue glides along the underpart of your dick, gently massaging it and moving it/sucking it toward the back of my throat. The sucking pressure is making you get hard! You enjoy the sensation, mentally capturing the reality that you’re “really here at my GloryHole doing this!” Your feeling the sensation of your cock, balls, pelvic area, and along up your inner upper thighs. Tingly sensation of horniness travel down to skin, along your legs to your feet. You’re sensitive to the touch. Your face is warm with blush red cheeks from the rush of excitement and nervous enthusiasm. Soon your whole body starts to feel tingling with testosterone and hormones.

All the while, your cock has been growing in my mouth. You’re starting to feel relaxed. Maybe you’re becoming a little aggressive, maybe you’re a little emotionally tender, perhaps you’re feeling both sensations simultaneously. You have the perfect balance of aggression and gentleness, you are euphoric in your sexual energy.

I take advantage of your body and manipulate your senses to your advantage. I suck your cock with passion and precision, determined to make you cum unlike any blowjob you’ve had in the past. I force your cock down my throat as far as it can go. My mouth planted firmly around the base of your cock with lips buried in your wet fury bush. Your cock, trusted past my tonsil and through the opening of my thought, stretches me wide. My eyes are teary red as I gag, chocking and backing off your cock. You notice the base of your cock through the hole. It’s covered in foamy white slobbery, my natural lubricant, dripping down along your balls and bridging to my open mouth. I’m catching my breath, incidentally making foam spit bubbles around your cock.

You’re totally hard in the GloryHole. I work your brittle horned cock, with my mouth and hand, while cupping your balls with my other hand. Everything is slippery and wet, so my fingers glide around your balls, massaging them and making them tingle. Your cock is ready to jizz.. I can feel it throbbing and pulsing in my hands. You are so hard that your head and urethra are bulging in my mouth. I keep sucking you and you start to feel relaxed. Maybe you start to gently moan. I can tell from your increased breathing that you’re getting close. You’re totally at the mercy of my lips and mouth, just the gentlest touch can make you blow.. I take pauses and then return to the sucking rhythm making the sensation build. I want you to cum big!

When you’re finally ready, I give you permission to cum with my mouth (no words needed). You bust fully and do not care how much of a mess you’re making on the other side of the GloryHole. I’m so glad to take your cum, after all I worked hard for it! Honesty, I don’t want you to care, just enjoy the experience fully.

You jizz all over me; my mouth, chest, and legs are covered in your stick cum. I kneeling before you with the tip of your cock, post cum, bouncing up and down on my wet stick lips. You’re dripping with a string of cum and it extends down towards my lap. I quick move to lick that last bit up.. I don’t want to waste any of it! I’ll give you one last feel of my mouth. I take your throbbing cock in my mouth and let you rest you in my throat while you catch your breath and your adrenaline slows down to a normal paste. You’ve happy you’ve just given yourself the gift of trying something new. And it your little secret.

If this scenario made you horny then THIS IS probably RIGHT for you! Let me know if you like this story and are more curious or interested.

I’m happy to chat and see where things go. Thanks for taking time to read this entire story. Good Luck!

A LITTLE ABOUT ME I am 37m, runners build, and std free - just tested! I think GloryHole kink play is super fun and do it for the fun of getting to suck a straight or bi guy.

I’m located within 30mins of the following areas: Harrisburg, York, Lancaster, Hershey, Lebanon, Colonial Park, Camp Hill, Mechanicsburg, Lititiz, and Carlisle. I’m about 60 mins from Gettysburg, Selinsgrove, Allentown, and Coatsville.

Especially interested in a college guy +18 from HACC, Penn State Harrisburg, Messiah College, Elizabethtown College, Central Pennsylvania College.

I’m looking for a manly guy with BWC and a decent body under 20-35 that is curious about being taken care of. I’m a pro at massages, have a passion for sucking dick and love to get fucked. Need words of encouragement? Need your laundry done? I’ll be your bitch on the side and we’ll share that secret. I’m free later evenings, not during the day. Hit me up, only ones who will know is me and you and guaranteed you won’t regret it ;)

I'm tall, very fit, white, hygienic, an athlete, and an engineer.

I'm a dominant leaning dude who's also incredibly focused on my partner and pleasing them. Absolutely love exchanging oral and have a big interested in exploring anal with the right person. Minor experience with BDSM and interested in more. I've also got a thing for girls with a cute bush.

Please above all, just be a normal person who's mutually looking to blow off some steam in chats or in casual setting

The title really hits the nail on the head. I am looking for a woman who needs to be ravaged. Not just used. I want to completely take control of your body and break your willpower. To make you feel a total lose of power. I want to live in the moment you give up and give in to carnal pleasure.

I don’t care about how old you are or what you look like. You don’t know if you don’t try. Hit me up and let’s see if we can make this happen.

35m 6ft 200lbs available to host or travel today. Looking for any ladies down for some fun as well. Open to kinks just message me with stats and what you're looking for and we can swap pics and set something up. I'm tested and clean with recent results. I'm available most of the day today so just message and we can set something up. I'm cool with a one time thing or ongoing.

Bonus if you're into outdoor play/public play or huge messy facials but definitely not required. Let's have some fun today!!!

It's that time of year again, time to wonder around fields and enjoy holiday parties. This year I would like to not have to do these yearly rituals alone. I am looking for a woman who is on the nerdy side and has maybe a dry sense of humor, to match my own. My love language is very much touch, and I am kink friendly.

I am a homebody typically who prefers a good night in reading or playing a game. I am trying to teach myself to cook and be healthier, the goal is to be better today than yesterday. If any of this rings true for you, please hit me up by the chat function. I am looking for a woman to hang out with and date, so no pen pals, online only relationships, or time wasters, please.

Kinks: age gap, anal, bondage, humiliation, degradation, and rough play

Limits: scat, age regression, group play

Curious about: cuckolding

I’m looking for a woman that wants a man to lead. I like being confident for you and having a woman on my arm is a turn on. I’m seeking a woman who is open to a D/s dynamic and/or relationship depending upon how we connect. Taking you on dates and flirting all night would be fun. I like the build up. I’m into going to bars and checking out music and events. I enjoy giving praise, comfort, and aftercare. My kinks go from mild to wild, but we can talk about that privately. An introduction to yourself would be appreciated.

About us

We've been exclusively committed to each other, in a very fulfilling relationship, for 17 years. She's looking to rekindle her bisexuality as we explore new opportunities together. We're both active in the gym and participate in local sanctioned strongman (him) and powerlifting (her) competitions.He's has a strong-willed, courageous personality. While she can be timid at first in unfamiliar situations, her personality is very free spirited and effervescent once comfortable.

Looking for

A FWB unicorn that has a vivacious personality and adventitious curiosity to try new things (in and out of the bedroom).

If you're interested, feel free to reach out.

I am always looking for new connections. Whether that ends up as a friendship, intimacy, connection, or a lasting relationship is up to the organic development of feelings and interest.

I appreciate positive people who are ambitious and always trying to grow. Conversation excites me. Philosophical musings fulfill me. I appreciate disarming honesty and I’ll always provide the same. I like daily check-ins and people who enjoy communicating often. I like to desire deeply and feel desired deeply myself.

I am at the intersection of pure daddy and strict dom. I adore both sides of the coin and my ideal match would have room for both. I can spank you red and use you like a fuck doll and then give you gummy bears afterward.

I want something that feels worth spending the time to unfold. I want us to teach each other and learn from each other and add a significant complement to our individual lives.

I hold out hope that that can be found locally someday.

Hiiii, I’m looking to meet up with someone, preferably for some CarPlay or semi public fun. I’ll be dressed up, maybe let you pick the outfit;), you’ll be in a mask with your cock out, and I’ll play with it until you blow your load all over or in me!!

i’m an experienced domme looking for an athletic submissive guy, hockey players a plus ;) i like obedient men and i’m into femdom, we can talk specifics in the chat.

there are some things i’m not into so i will let you know if it’s not a match.

send me a chat if you want to talk more :) (re joined reddit from an old account)

Headed to Mohegan Sun on Friday to play a couple Breeders Cup horse races that are being simulcast. I am From Tioga County, Interested in meeting a Woman age , race open. Single or attached for NSA Adult fun. If the thought of being with an attractive stranger turns you on then let's meet for a Casual Encounter. Who knows maybe we will hit the jackpot and have mind blowing sex. If you're into dressing hot and slutty or like black and leather then I want you to wear that for me. Submissive woman are a plus. Hmu. Send me a Pic. I will be there only a few hours . Somewhere between 1030 am and 7pm. Cum suck on it. I love getting head and I love the idea of being with a total stranger.

Be under 35 and in decent shape.. Meet up, lay back with your dick out and I’ll give you the best head of your life and swallow every drop.. Looking for tonight. BWC, beards and big loads please.

The title really hits the nail on the head. I am looking for a woman who needs to be ravaged. Not just used. I want to completely take control of your body and break your willpower. To make you feel a total lose of power. I want to live in the moment you give up and give in to carnal pleasure.

I don’t care about how old you are or what you look like. You don’t know if you don’t try. Hit me up and let’s see if we can make this happen.

Looking to lose my virginity I’m open minded and down for anything I’m more of a wallflower and find it hard socializing/texting im into all types of music reading and playing games and a few other things but overall I’m just a laid back shy guy looking for someone to help me have a good time and maybe I can return the favor I’m 165lbs 5’9 and in decent shape send me a message let’s chat and see where things go Can’t host

I’m looking for a women to meet and fuck hard Iv been lookin for some I can breed I’m down to meet regularly and use you as my personal cumdump hmu if tour close to Altoona I’m also down to meet if your in state college hmu if interested

Not really trying to rush into meeting anyone. More than down to chat on kik or snap about literally whatever has been getting us off lately. I've always felt that it was best to just be able to have buds who loved to talk about what has been getting us off lately and then get off to it with other buds. If that's up your alley then lets chat!

Hey I'll try and cut to the chase. Just looking to have a spicy hookup (and maybe into a FWB) with within Lancaster city. Can travel to surrounding areas if its not too far. Just been craving some spicy kinky fun and a little touch starved lately too.

Not interested in couples, being your third or fucking your wife. Just ladies only please. (My post says M4F for a reason)

Some basic details:
Tall (about 6'1)
Skinny/slim build
Fluffy haired dork

8 incher if that helps my chances any lmao

Feel free to message me and if we click lets try and work something out! :)

Hello! I'm an attractive (not just by reddit standards 😂), attached white male who is looking to connect with a younger woman for an ongoing, gratifying, and discreet friendship with benefits. I do have experience with this and would prefer that you know what you want from it if we connect. I'm laid-back, fun, and witty. I did list a preference, but I'm open to age and race if you think you'd be a good fit. Please be local to my area, not halfway around the world. Also, be a good conversationalist, have a sense of humor, and be somewhat mature. Feel free to ask any questions when you reply. Stay awesome!

I'm an educated, handsome, working guy who is bisexual. I'm masculine acting and not out of open about my sexuality. Being closeted makes it difficult to meet a guy who wants to have fun. Safe hookups can be fun if that's all we wanted and are open about it. If we both enjoyed that interaction a repeat thing would be cool. Married men or men with gf rest assured that discretion guaranteed. In any situation it would be no strings attached and discreet. You have your life and I have mine. Just two guys messing around naked.

I don't smoke, I don't drink, and I don't do drugs. I'm clean with no Stds and I know because I was recently tested. I have an average build (6'2 220) with some chest hair, trimmed pubes w/ a shaved big sack, peach fuzz on the ass, a nice plump rear, nice d (6.5 ish) and always freshly showered.

I'm open to just stroking if that's all you are looking for. Open to oral; giving, receiving, or just giving with no reciprocaton. Can top or bottom. If you are feeling it possibly kiss or rim. Definitely no pressure for anything and would ask before (respectful of boundaries).

So if you read all this and are still interested, feel free to send a message.