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/r/CringyThoughts

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Yall think we Sims and the person who’s behind the computer screen controlling us is jus tryn real hard to find an Easter egg? That’s why I’m in such a weird place in life , it ain’t my fault 🤷🏼‍♀️😂

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2024/11/11
07:45 UTC

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2 billion years old bacteria reincarnated as modern human

After seeing rise and fall of over thousands of species with billions of years, she is discovered and accidentally killed them reborn as Kuudere nihilistic cynical biology history nerd waifu. That's it.

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2024/11/02
12:16 UTC

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Certain 70's/80's Music

Hey all. As a drummer/percussionist/musician nearing 60... has anyone else looked back at old film footage of groups like, "The Jackson 5" and "The Osmands" etc. And even into the 80's with groups like "New Addition" etc. or ANY groups or so-called "bands" with basically under aged "Kids" singing about VERY Adult themes and thought... "Ummm yeah... this is really NOT very good or health!!!"

Like whenever I hear a young. Pre-teen Michael Jackson or the same thing with a very young "Donny Osmond", singing about "Love" in what I would definitely describe as VERY "Adult Themes " it just makes me cringe!

Little/young kids singing about Adult types of relationships is really kind of... sick if you ask me?!

Does anyone one else here get feelings like this???!!!

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2024/07/21
12:01 UTC

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With huge horniness comes huge responsibility

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2024/07/18
21:58 UTC

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gen alpha is scary

imagine that the brainrotted kids are adults now, and when they have a boxing match, they just say "I'll show you how skibidi sigma I am"

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2024/06/29
15:28 UTC

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Stupid Wish

I wish I could magically give everyone the love they need. Like instantly. Effortlessly. Everyone would be whole and healed.

2 Comments
2024/01/31
00:35 UTC

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Instagram Live

Couldn't think of where else to say this or who to say this to. Also can't really tell anyone in my life cause the situation makes me inherently creepy as well. Men are fucking creepy and cringe. I check in on an Instagram page that promotes girls going live where they usually do nudity. (Found through Reddit because of searching for the "forgot my camera was on" type stuff) Anyways, sometimes profiles linked to the page are currently live and doing all the normal lewd stuff as guys comment weird shit and tip them. One that I stumbled onto was a girl close up going to town on herself. After a few minutes of this she moves the camera back to her face and goes ah I gotta check on my son real quick. (This is also problematic on her part as well I know) She puts on pants I guess? And take the phone with her never shows the son and keeps herself on mute as she walks around and as she is doing so a comment pops up saying how is he if you don't mind me asking? I know this my not fully fit here but WTF prompts people to do this shit. I know men do heinous shit when they are horny but JFC. It just felt a bit too far. Needless to say she ended the Livestream shortly after.

1 Comment
2024/01/23
22:13 UTC

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Instagram reels

I swear to God if I see another nine-year-old on Instagram reels trying to flirt with the camera or being cringe I might die

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2023/11/10
00:31 UTC

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Rizz is considered good, but high body count is considered bad. This says a lot about our society.

Like what's the point of making people want you if you don't want them back? Narcissism is so ingrained in our culture.

3 Comments
2023/05/23
04:24 UTC

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Metro booming make it boom

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2023/04/18
20:46 UTC

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when i was younger i thought babies were spart and could choose their mom and dad😭💀

my brain from ohio you like it?

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2022/12/30
22:23 UTC

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i wanna chew velvet.

velvet feels weird and every time i bite it it makes my teeth feel weird.

0 Comments
2022/12/02
07:30 UTC

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Me when superpowers

Literally slowing down time to catch my middle school crush cartoonishly and foolishly slipping on the most fucking dry concrete floor you could find on the entire world and me just slowing time for everything except me (100x slower or something) and just catching her while my classmates looks at me astonishingly

1 Comment
2022/11/25
18:15 UTC

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Do people get the sudden " I just created a cringy memory" hours after something happend?

2 Comments
2022/06/20
23:00 UTC

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Don’t take disturbing / intrusive thoughts as a sign that there’s something wrong with you - they’re more common than you think

Have you ever had an intrusive, unsettling thought pop into your head that just seemed to come out of nowhere? It may be fairly disturbing and you might feel like a bit of a freak or a weirdo as a result. Well, guess what - you’re not!

Intrusive/disturbing thoughts can take many forms - sometimes it can be based on fear (for example, the idea that you have a disease), anger (it might be a violent thought or a thought of self harm), inappropriate sexual thoughts, something around relationships or death. When they arrive they worry us, they can make us ask if there’s something wrong with us. Its usually something that's fundamentally at odds with who we are, what we believe and what we want to do - for example the thought of jumping off when you’re near a cliff.

And this actually helps us to understand why we experience disturbing thoughts. Many people (including me) experience the thought of jumping off when you’re near a cliff, but the intrusive thought usually isn’t our mind trying to get us to act in a particular way, rather its our mind getting us to do the opposite. We’re afraid of doing something appropriate in public so we have a thought to do something inappropriate. We want to be safe from harm, so our mind asks us “what would happen if you jumped off this cliff” - to get us to back away from the edge. They can also just be a random, meaningless stream of consciousness. Intrusive thoughts are common and not a sign that there’s something wrong with you.

We can choose to see these thoughts as just that - only thoughts. In fact, intrusive or disturbing thoughts can be a helpful reminder that we are not our thoughts, they are simply something that we experience. We shouldn’t judge ourselves for having these thoughts, we shouldn’t try to fight with the thoughts or shut them out - that will only make them come more often and its where they draw their power from. Instead, we can unlock the door, let them in and accept that they exist without judgement. Sit with them for a moment. Listen to what they have to say without agreeing or disagreeing and allow them to leave, which they inevitably do. If they come again, we can do the same thing. Remember that trying to push them away is a form of attachment - we’re attached to the idea of being free of the thoughts and so we want to somehow purge them. Unfortunately that's not how our brain works - in fact the resistance is likely to make the intrusive thoughts come more often.

Its also important not to let intrusive, disturbing thoughts feed into a pattern of consumption - unwanted thoughts can drive us to look for ways to distract ourselves. Instead look at the fundamentals of your life; are you stressed out at the moment, are you spending more time alone than you usually do? Are there changes you can make that contribute towards your calmness - can you do less of the things that you know increase your anxiety or sadness like caffeine or alcohol, more of the wholesome activities that develop your wellbeing like exercise, meditation and creative activities?

Caveat - I'm not a mental health professional so do look for help from a therapist if intrusive thoughts are disrupting your daily life and making it difficult to function.

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2022/04/15
14:38 UTC

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YES I'M VERY IMPORTANT

so try to please me in the actions you're taking! Because we have to be social!

0 Comments
2022/01/15
13:37 UTC

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Not going to lie

I find whispering quite cringe worthy.

2 Comments
2022/01/10
03:12 UTC

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New app logo cringeworty

Anyone else think the new @mazon app logo on iOS looks like a pedos smile from Rick and Morty?!

1 Comment
2021/03/02
04:32 UTC

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Am I wrong tho!?

Disclaimer: Not a true story, Just thought about In my head

So a kid walks up to me and says, "Wanna come to my place?" And I said, "Umm kid, I don't even know you.". So the kid whispers In my here, "Ok daddy! Let's go fck at your place then!" So I asked him, "where tf are your parents?" The kid says, "I have gacha heat holograms than want to fck you" So I ran away. Never saw the kid again.

4 Comments
2020/09/16
21:18 UTC

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Penises are invalid forever.

1 Comment
2020/04/13
20:13 UTC

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Toenail chips

Imagine a chips packet filled just with toenails.

1 Comment
2020/03/31
14:46 UTC

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I wish that aliens exist and come over here to set things right by any means neccesary

Syrian war, Russia's war on Ukraine and the shooting down of an airliner, ISIS, climate change, Trump, Brexit, North Korea, Bolsonaro, China, Hong Kong unrest, Iran and now the coronavirus. I wish that advanced aliens are not just somehow a fantasy and I can manage to attract them to here and work with them in setting things right by any means necessary.

In team with the aliens my game plan is to force Russia onto the table and end the Ukraine war with a UN interim administration at ORDLO (Temporarily occupied and uncontrolled territories of Ukraine) and then a truly independent referendum held there for their people to decide their own fate not to mention paying full compensation in relation of the airliner shoot-down. If Russia at that point still doesn't want to submit to this then alien superweapons like big lasers and asteroid hurlers will do the rest of the job by making a scale of the bombing of Mars as seen in Star Trek Picard or Star Wars Scarif destruction out of the incorrigible nation. After all Putin is just the embodiment of Russia as a whole; in 5 years they appeared to changed a lot but in the scale of hundreds of years nothing has actually differed. I could extend it against North Korea if I wanted to.

I adamantly feel that only with such a terrible way of intimidation in setting thing right we can return to calmer times like the 90's or 2006-2007 or perhaps even more so. You either eliminate or contain cancer cells with things like chemotherapy or else let it grow out of control and kill the host. Russians are particularly a 'war-like' race innately and treats treaties as papers so only unfathomable hard ways like that can work.

In the happy ending where Russia did as I wanted to eventually I'd like to leave Earth altogether and go with them as a 'progeny' of humanity just in case coronavirus or climate change extinguish the torch of us as a whole. I don't think I can pass NASA astronaut test so perhaps that's the only way I can go on into space and wander within it forever.

After all these I'd like to rest on a ringed terran planet with moons inside a nebula like those procedural objects found in space engine and enjoy the sight of dusk and midnight.

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2020/03/11
06:28 UTC

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A person of power is hanging off a cliff and I'm wearing a black leather jacket and get off my motorbike and pull him up

Leather jacket and glasses. My motorcycle is a harvey

3 Comments
2019/12/26
13:07 UTC

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I have weird thoughts

Right so, what if....nah it's to cringy

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2019/12/19
18:08 UTC

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Cringy Hunger Games video I made when I was 14

I bet you can't watch the whole thing... Or even 5 minutes of it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yOWbHbrkwcs

2 Comments
2019/08/27
05:12 UTC

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7 yo, a friend fell n cracked head open, later that week he joked about putting a quarter in the crack like a piggy bank, and I paused, and had a split second thought...could that work?

1 Comment
2019/08/10
21:40 UTC

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A papercut under your nose...

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2018/12/11
19:16 UTC

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Does anyone else find flirting over text extremely cringey?

Whenever I flirt with females over text and send hearts back and forth it takes a lot of willpower because I find it so cringey.

4 Comments
2018/12/10
21:18 UTC

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Creepy Predator Bishop said he crossed border thinking Ariana Grande was a Taco Bell selection.

Where does the Church find these spokespeople?

https://youtu.be/mkx5K8mLLNY

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2018/09/01
20:40 UTC

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Cringy Youtuber

I'm a very cringy Youtuber called Gabe10197 (Check Me Out)

2 Comments
2018/07/04
04:59 UTC

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