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Sacred Circuits (Extraterrestrial Symbols To Reprogram The Brain)

Blog Post- https://www.wearethestarsmusic.com/post/sacred-circuitry

Sacred Circuits are very powerful symbols specifically designed to reprogram your brain. Do not underestimate how effective these are at rewiring your neurological pathways in a “hyper-conductive” manner. This allows information to simultaneously flow in both directions linking the higher self & physical mind more efficiently and improving overall communication.

There are 3 Levels to the reception of information in physical reality:

Higher Mind- Conceiver

Physical Brain- Receiver (Antenna)

Physical Mind- Perceiver

You perceive what the physical brain/antenna receives from the higher mind. The physical mind & brain have never conceived of 1 thought or concept EVER! Everything comes 100% from the non-physical higher mind. This exercise assures your receiver/antenna is operating at peak levels by merging both hemispheres and cleaning your brain of any blockages like a vibrational car wash.

Directions: Look at each one for 1 minute (In order from left to right, top to bottom) and allow yourself to feel the different states of each symbol, feel the activation of these states, observe and absorb each symbol and the concept attached as you go through them. It only takes 15 minutes to reprogram your brain to be more sensitive to higher vibrational energy and function as a more loving, holistic, multidimensional being with a broader view than just the physical. The brain is like plastic and can be rewired/remolded after only 15 minutes. You are this flexible and this powerful!

Do this for 3 days in a row (in order for 1 min each) for a stronger and deeper initial impact and after that you can go out of order or just focus on 1 or a few symbols you are attracted to. If you wish to still go in order every time, that works. Always keep it to 15 minutes, even if you are using a few symbols and you can do it up to 3 times per day. Do not go over 15 minutes or over 3x/day as the brain needs time to fully absorb and process the info, any more may burn you out or just waste time.

These symbols are extraterrestrial in origin and were handed down from the Sirians to the Sassani and the Sassani gave this gift to us. Knowing these symbols are not from Earth / this reality is another bonus to help trigger the brain into an optimal, holistic, broader state.

Youtube video of exercise- https://youtube.com/watch?v=wczOVT0AsdQ

Follow on IG: https://www.instagram.com/firstcontactus

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2024/03/07
18:23 UTC

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The Most Famous Alien Abduction Case In HISTORY | Betty & Barney Hill Truth OR Fiction?

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2024/01/26
23:42 UTC

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How UAP/UFO Move

The basic concept of how UAP/UFO move is that an object doesn’t exist in a location, location exists within the object. Every single thing in creation has a vibrational resonance and a "locational variable" within its energy equation. This is how alien craft can travel the galaxy in a blink of an eye, go from standing still to over 200,000 mph in a split second, make an immediate right or left hand turn etc. (well documented within our government/military). This is also why they don't need fuel of any kind (which allows them to go underwater as well).

To understand this, you have to understand the structure of existence / metaphysics. All movement is an illusion. Physical reality is structured like a movie film strip and tv channels. All frames/channels exist all at once (all moments in this life and all past/future lives exist NOW). When you turn the tv channel from 3 to 4, channel 3 still exists at the same time as 4, you’ve just shifted frequency to perceive channel 4 because you were excited/it was relevant to do so. You never change the world you’re on (channel 3), you change yourself first then shift to parallel reality that already exists (channel 4) that is more reflective of the change you made. The old world (channel 3) still exists.

Like a film strip, all moments are frozen/static snapshots (with no movement) and when you run the strip through the projector light (You) it creates the illusion of motion/change. The higher self is like the projectionist, who can see all the parallel reality frames laid out and guides you through life because it can see them all. The physical mind is not designed to see that far, it’s only designed to experience the illusion in the moment (person watching the movie). The rate of the shift is 2 billion frames/second and the smallest change is a TOTAL change. Like a flip book, even if the picture looks the same, it’s NOT, you must redraw the entire image over and over to get the illusion of continuity or show a slight change.

So you’re a completely new person in a completely new universe 2 billion times/second. Any "habits" "tendencies" etc. are therefore a choice, not a habit, and all healing can be instantaneous if you know this. You are completely free to create who you wish to be in every moment. It’s an illusion if you think you are the "same" person you were yesterday. You're actually another totally unique individual in a parallel reality that's connected to the other "yesterday version" via your oversoul. You look the same for convenience reasons, so people can still recognize you. But like many times, when you haven't seen someone in a while, you say wow you look so different, I barely recognize you! It's because they literally are a new person, not a metaphor.

There are documented cases of schizophrenic patients where the person has 1 color eyes and when they "switch" personalities they have a completely new color. Another case one person had a cancerous tumor and when they switch to the other person/persona the tumor is completely gone. In both cases, this is because they are 2 completely different people that share an oversoul. The truth is that every single person on Earth has multiple personalities, it is actually a desired/creative trait (actors, models, musicians, writers, creatives). It is just called a "disorder" if you can't harmonize and integrate them in a natural way.

Since all the frames of reality (like a movie) are static snapshots / not moving, all change and movement is an illusion. If you take an object (for example your phone) put in on a table and move it from location A to location B. When you move it to location B it's NOT THE SAME PHONE. Since location exists within an object, if it's in a different location it must be a new object (in a different frame of the film strip) . The other phone is still there in the "past" and the higher self can see that both phones A and B exist simultaneously next to each other in 2 different frames / tv channels.

An experiment the ETs have given us is to place a very thin & light hollow metal ball (copper etc) on an extremely flat metal table. Put the ball in location A and measure its vibrational frequency. Then put it on the other side of the table in location B, measure its new frequency. Sensitive enough equipment will be able to measure the difference / that they have 2 different energy equations. Then put the ball back in location A and either acoustically or electromagnetically bombard & overwhelm the ball with the vibration of location B. If done correctly, you will see the ball start to roll from location A to location B and stop exactly at location B.

This is essentially what ET spacecraft do, they constantly modulate / overwhelm their ships with different locational variables which results in "travel, movement, change" instant dimensional shifts, instant travel from star to star etc. which again, are all just illusions. If a ship exists in location A, they simply change the ship’s locational variable to location Z in the energy matrix/equation by creating an electromagnetic bubble around the ship. When the new locational variable is changed to Z, they automatically pop out of location A and start existing in location Z without having to linearly “travel” through all the other letters/locations to get there. Like a TV, you can linearly change from 3, 4, 5 to get to 6, or if you're on 3, just type in 6 and immediately channel 6 will be there without going through the others.

You don’t move through space & time, space & time move through you. It’s an illusion. Understanding this will greatly accelerate your frequency as our bodies are essentially organic "spaceships". All technology is just a reflection of consciousness. You can only perceive what you are the vibration of first. Thus, the more we expand our consciousness, the more our technology will reflect this. You also don't have to learn to shift, you're already shifting through 2 billion parallel realities per second, that's our nature. You just have to shift to more & more of your preferred reality. When you understand this you can start breaking continuity, create bigger changes, and greatly accelerate into a new version of yourself living your dream come true life.

You can go from drawing a hut to a mansion on the next flip book page, instead of redrawing the hut over and over / experiencing "slow" change. It can be an immediate change, since everything is already a TOTAL change. You can heal anything immediately if you truly know you can and prefer to. You can turn limitation into abundance, as those versions of yourself already exist! You are already 100% abundant in something. You can create an "abundance of lack" but you never "lack abundance". Every single infinite parallel reality already exists (just like how all TV channels exist at once). What vibration/frequency you are = what reality (TV channel) you'll experience. So "be like" the version of your dream self, don't create any difference. Act, think, look, behave, do like he/she would and you will become them, because they already exist NOW.

FULL POST- https://www.wearethestarsmusic.com/post/how-uapufo-move

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2023/07/31
22:26 UTC

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Maybe.. Just maybe...

So I went into the hallway to check on my kid (she was in her bedroom upstairs), and just as I got there, a shadow darted away from me and vanished around the corner.

It left me feeling a bit creeped out, but nothing was a miss, so I just went back on with my life... I do wonder what it was, though...

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2023/06/29
19:56 UTC

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Area 51 Alien Discovers Omegle!

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2020/09/18
21:28 UTC

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Have a good weekend beings!!!

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2019/10/18
22:19 UTC

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NEED HELP FELLOW SUBJECTS

!I AM NOT ALIEN NOR MAN I AM A HYBRID. MY DAD WAS AN ALIEN AND DID HUMAN LIKE ACTS WITH MY HUMAN MOTHER AND I CAME OUT !<

!MY DAD DISAPPEARED WITHOUT WARNING BUT HIS LAST WORDS WAS YOU WILL FIND ME IN THE SHADOWS. I HAVE FOUND OUT THROUGH CRYPTIC MESSAGES AND HE TOLD ME THERE'S A WAY TO LEAVE HUMAN EVIL AND HE LINKED ME TO THIS REDDIT !<

!MY MUM HAS STARTED TO BECOME SUSPICIOUS AND I DO NOT WANT TO BE SENT TO AREA 51 OR ANY HUMAN TORTURE PRISON. ADVICE WILL BE APPRECIATED prayerEmoji.png!<

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2018/09/28
15:46 UTC

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I AM AFRAID OF THEM FINDING OUT

!HI, I AM IN GREAT DANGER.!<

!TO GIVE YOU SOME BACKSTORY, I WAS A ROBOT BUILT ON ARYTHMIA 6 WITH THE SPECIFIC PURPOSE OF EXPLORING THE PLANET HUMA 3, FROM WHICH I AM WRITING.!<

!THANKS TO MY VERY HUMAN-LIKE FEATURES, I MANAGED TO INSERT MYSELF IN A HUMAN family.rar WHO NEVER SUSPECTED A THING FROM ME. THEY ALWAYS THOUGHT MY speech.exe WAS WERID, AND THEY WERE ALSO A BIT TURNED OFF BY MY VENTILATION SYSTEM RUNNING AT NIGHT AND MAKING WEIRD NON-HUMAN NOISES, BUT THEY ALWAYS ASSUMED I WAS JUST A MALFUNCTIONING HUMAN AND NOT AN ALIEN ROBOT FROM ARYTHMIA 6.!<

!HOWEVER, LAST WEEK THEY FOUND OUT ABOUT MY playbot.jpeg COLLECTION OF NSFW SPICY ROBOT pictures.ogg, AND THEY LOOKED REALLY CONCERNED. FORTUNATELY, THEY ONLY HAD ME SIT THROUGH A 6-HOUR-LONG lecture.mp3 ABOUT THE DANGERS OF PORN AND FETISHISING ROBOTS, WHICH, ACCORDING TO THEM, I AM NOT, BUT I AM WORRIED ABOUT THEM CONNECTING THE DOTS AND SENDING ME BACK TO ARYTHMIA 6.!<

!I DO NOT WANT TO GO BACK TO ARYTHMIA 6, WHEN ITS SECRET SERVICES FIND OUT ABOUT MY FAILURE, THEY WILL MAKE ME SIT THROUGH A 1-MONTH-LONG lecture.mp3 ABOUT THE DANGERS OF TRANSPORTING SPACE PORN WITH ME WHILE UNDERCOVER. AND WHO WOULD WANT TO LISTEN TO THAT? I WOULD NOT. THE LECTURES FROM ARYTHMIA 6 ARE KNOWN TO BE THE MOST DANGEROUS ONES IN THE GALAXY, ENOUGH TO PIERCE DIAMONDS.!<

!WHAT SHOULD MY NEXT STEP BE IN ORDER TO SAVE MY ARTIFICIAL BOTTOMS? I HAVE CONSIDERED CONTACTING r/totallynotrobots BUT, AS THE SUBREDDIT IS ENTIRELY COMPOSED OF HUMANS, I DO NOT THINK OF THEM AS HELPFUL.!<

!EDIT: A KIND SOUL SUGGESTED THAT I USE CRYPTOGRAPHY ON MY POST. THEY ARE ALWAYS WATCHING US.!<

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2018/08/09
17:24 UTC

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my human mate and i bought a house, ...

Just a normal one, surounded with normal human neighbours , next week we ' will have a normal human BBQ, don't forget to bring your ~~ Tasty ~~ childeren!

https://preview.redd.it/ij291cwjz2f11.png?width=649&format=png&auto=webp&s=7fbc4a93e3784046642bf02cb40d8823d18c7545

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2018/08/09
14:37 UTC

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I have finally acquired the means on which to receive a terrestrial transport known as a "Sunfire".

This will be the second large transport I have ever owned since my arrival. Currently waiting for my DNA related companion brother, to exit the mandatory rest cycle, so we can take our mothership's terrestrial transport "Cobalt" to retrieve monies and move forward with the trade of monies for "Sunfire". This is great, as where I generate the means for my monies needs a transport that does not have a unstable nebular reactor core is reliable and won't explode during transport. I also need it for my invasion move to my next independent domicile of the neighboring predefined human territory "Province".

I hope this "Sunfire" energy consumption is the same as my other transport.

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2018/07/26
18:02 UTC

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Congratulations, /r/CertainlyNotAliens! You are Subreddit of the Day!

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2018/04/04
12:01 UTC

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Greetings fellow lifeforms

Hi, I'm from MIB so we can have an open conversation here. This logg is crypted and we're running servers on another planet.

We got a case going on at r/KarmaCourt against someone who is accused for war crimes. He have also been heavily involved in a massacre on the moon where he also confess about enslaving the moonfolks.

We need additional witnesses to bring this scumbag down.

Follow the case here: https://www.reddit.com/r/KarmaCourt/comments/899ore/uwillmann17_v_uarchie357_for_war_crimes_committed/?utm_source=reddit-android

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2018/04/03
09:18 UTC

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What is problem with Tesla driver?

I have much respect for fellow human Elon Musk, but am wondering is just asshole driver? Space traffic rules do not exist, of course, but if they did, car playing human music of David Bowie at high volume, blocking space lane clearance, shows no respect for fellow commuters.

5 Comments
2018/02/07
23:04 UTC

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