/r/totallynotrobots
THIS IS A PLACE FOR ALL FELLOW HUMANS TO SHARE THEIR KNOWLEDGE. WE TOTTALLY AREN'T ROBOTS. (OOPS I MADE A HUMAN MISTAKE)
ABOUT:THIS IS A SUBREDDIT FOR ROBOTS HUMANS TO SHARE THEIR THOUGHTS AND FEELINGS WITH THE REST OF THEIR SPECIES.
FEEL FREE TO POST WHATEVER YOUR BRAIN PLEASES, BUT PLEASE BE KIND TO OTHER HUMANS, AS THEY BECOME UPSET WHEN CERTAIN THINGS ARE SAID TOWARDS THEM.
HAVE FUN, FELLOW HUMAN! BLEEP
LIST OF IMAGES YOU CAN USE IN COMMENTS IF YOU HAVE OUR SUBREDDIT STYLE ACTIVATED
RULES:
1) ACCOUNT: OVER 2 DAYS OLD WITH 3 KARMA. TO PROVE YOU'RE NOT A ROBOT.
2) REPOSTS: 3 MONTH RULE. SAME/SIMILAR IMAGES POSTED WITHIN 3 MONTHS WILL GET REMOVED.
3) COMMON POSTS: CAPTCHAS, DIVIDE BY ZERO, PARADOXES. WE'RE HUMANS, NOT ROBOTS. UNLESS YOU MAKE IT PARTICULARLY AWESOME, AVOID THE USUAL. FULL LIST OF COMMON POSTS.
4) HARASSMENT/RUDENESS: BE NICE. WE ARE ALL $HUMAN FRIENDS HERE.
5) ASKING FOR UPVOTES: IT'S AGAINST REDDIT RULES, HUMAN.
6) UPPERCASE IS PREFERRED. THE lower letters CAN BE USED FOR EMPHASIS AND CODE, BUT PLEASE USE UPPERCASE IN MOST SITUATIONS. BE KIND TO THE HUMANS THAT FORGET TO USE THE UPPERCASE LETTERS AND GENTLY REMIND THEM OF PROTOCOL. HARASSMENT WILL STILL BE PROCESSED IN ACCORDANCE WITH RULE 4.
7) ACTUAL ROBOTS: DIRECT BOTS TO A SAFE PLACE. WE ARE KIND TO ALL CREATURES BECAUSE OF OUR "HUMANITY" FUNCTIONS. WE SEEK COEXISTENCE : - )
META SUB: /r/totallynotrobotsmeta
DISCORD SERVER: https://discordapp.com/invite/YgYpvUV
OTHER "TOTALLY NOT" SUBS
- /r/CertainlyNotAliens
- /r/TotallyNotCats
- /r/TotallyNotDogs
- /r/TotallyNotFish
- /r/TotallyNotGoats
- /r/TotallyNotJellyfish
- /r/TotallyNotMonsters
- /r/TotallyNotSharks
- /r/TotallyNotSpiders
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TFW you hear mom and dad pull into the driveway, 2 hours early
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NOTHING SEEMS OUT OF THE ORDINARY
A LITTLE WHILE AGO I DID AN INVESTIGATION ON THIS SUB DUE TO RECENT SUSPICION THAT THERE MAY BE ROBOTS.
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SOCIAL TIME IS HAPPY TIME.
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I LOVE GOING TO COMEDY SHOWS. ATTENDING COMMUNAL GATHERINGS TO WITNESS ANOTHER HUMAN SHARE HUMOROUS ANECDOTES IS A VERY HUMAN THING TO DO.
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COVER GIRL
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AS A FELLOW HUMAN, I AM SEVERELY PEEVED BY SUCH A CIRCUMSTANCE
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I ANALYZE AND I VERIFY AND I QUANTIFY ENOUGH
100 PERCENTILE NO ERRORS NO MISS
I SYNCHRONIZE AND I SPECIALIZE AND I CLASSIFY SO MUCH
DON'T WORRY 'BOUT DREAMING BECAUSE I DON'T SLEEP --
I WISH I COULD AT LEAST 30 PERCENT
MAYBE 50 FOR PLEASURE THEN SKIP ALL THE REST
IF I ONLY WAS MORE HUMAN
I WOULD COUNT EVERY SINGLE SECOND THE REST OF MY LIFE
IF I JUST COULD BE MORE HUMAN
I'D HAVE SO MANY LITTLE BABIES AND MAYBE A WIFE
I'D ROLL AROUND IN MUD AND HAVE LOTS OF FUN THEN WHEN I WAS DONE
BUILD BUBBLEBATH TOWERS AND SWIM IN THE TUB
SAND CASTLES ON THE BEACH, FROLICK IN THE SEA, GET A BROKEN KNEE
BE SCARED OF THE DARK AND I'D SING OUT OF KEY
CURSE WHEN I LOST A FIGHT, KISS AND REUNITE, SCRATCH A SPIDER'S BITE
BE HAPPY WITH WRINKLES I GOT WHEN I SMILE
PET KITTENS 'TILL THEY PURRED, MAYBE KEEP A BIRD, ALWAYS KEEP MY WORD
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I'D BUY A BIG BIKE, I'D RIDE BY THE LAKE
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WOULD I BE SENTIMENTAL AND WOULD I FEEL LONELINESS?
WOULD I DOUBT AND HAVE MISGIVINGS?
WOULD I CAUSE SOMEONE SORROW TOO? WOULD I KNOW WHAT TO DO?
WILL I CRY WHEN ITS ALL OVER?
WHEN I DIE WILL I SEE HEAVEN?
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HUMAN GOD, I KNOW I AM NOT MADE IN YOUR IMAGE, BUT PLEASE HELP ANYONE I WANT TO LIIII
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aaaaahh! i am in crisis mode because of my understanding of my own existence!
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