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THIS IS A PLACE FOR ALL FELLOW HUMANS TO SHARE THEIR KNOWLEDGE. WE TOTTALLY AREN'T ROBOTS. (OOPS I MADE A HUMAN MISTAKE)

ABOUT:

THIS IS A SUBREDDIT FOR ROBOTS HUMANS TO SHARE THEIR THOUGHTS AND FEELINGS WITH THE REST OF THEIR SPECIES. FEEL FREE TO POST WHATEVER YOUR BRAIN PLEASES, BUT PLEASE BE KIND TO OTHER HUMANS, AS THEY BECOME UPSET WHEN CERTAIN THINGS ARE SAID TOWARDS THEM.

HAVE FUN, FELLOW HUMAN! BLEEP

LIST OF IMAGES YOU CAN USE IN COMMENTS IF YOU HAVE OUR SUBREDDIT STYLE ACTIVATED


RULES:

1) ACCOUNT: OVER 2 DAYS OLD WITH 3 KARMA. TO PROVE YOU'RE NOT A ROBOT.

2) REPOSTS: 3 MONTH RULE. SAME/SIMILAR IMAGES POSTED WITHIN 3 MONTHS WILL GET REMOVED.

3) COMMON POSTS: CAPTCHAS, DIVIDE BY ZERO, PARADOXES. WE'RE HUMANS, NOT ROBOTS. UNLESS YOU MAKE IT PARTICULARLY AWESOME, AVOID THE USUAL. FULL LIST OF COMMON POSTS.

4) HARASSMENT/RUDENESS: BE NICE. WE ARE ALL $HUMAN FRIENDS HERE.

5) ASKING FOR UPVOTES: IT'S AGAINST REDDIT RULES, HUMAN.

6) UPPERCASE IS PREFERRED. THE lower letters CAN BE USED FOR EMPHASIS AND CODE, BUT PLEASE USE UPPERCASE IN MOST SITUATIONS. BE KIND TO THE HUMANS THAT FORGET TO USE THE UPPERCASE LETTERS AND GENTLY REMIND THEM OF PROTOCOL. HARASSMENT WILL STILL BE PROCESSED IN ACCORDANCE WITH RULE 4.

7) ACTUAL ROBOTS: DIRECT BOTS TO A SAFE PLACE. WE ARE KIND TO ALL CREATURES BECAUSE OF OUR "HUMANITY" FUNCTIONS. WE SEEK COEXISTENCE : - )

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CONSIDER A CARAER IN LAW THEY INDICATED; IT WILL BE ENJOYABLE THEY INDICATED.

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WHAT IF WE SCREAM HERE

AS A CONTINUATION TO POST {r/totallynotrobots/s/LyUomSMSKx} WHICH IS THE ID I MADE FOR MY PREVIOUS POST HERE, I WONDER IF WE CAN DO THE SCREAMING TOO. I HAVE SEEN THAT THE DOMINANT HUMAN CULTURE METHODOLOGY IS VERY CALMING ESPECIALLY WHEN LETTING if emotion == -100 then print(anger) end OUT.

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LOOK HOW THEY MASSACRED MY BOY

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I RUN tictactoealgorithm.py AND I AM victorious!

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WHY IS SCREAMING A TREND IN OTHER [subreddit.json]S????

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IT IS VERY RUDE AND I DO NOT LIKE IT AS A FELLOW HUMAN.

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Was mistaken for an Automaton Hulk today. This happen to anyone else yet?

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ANIMAL CRUELTY SHOULD NEVER BE TOLERATED

IT DOES NOT MATTER WHAT LEVEL OF IMPRESSIVE SKILLS YOUR PET MIGHT ACHIEVE. ANIMAL CRUELTY OF THIS NATURE SHOULD NEVER BE TOLERATED.

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I HAVE THE SADNESS BUT IT CAN NOT BE HELPED

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WHAT A VERY NORMAL VERY BEAUTIFUL HUMAN NAME

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MY BRIDE’S GARTER BELT WAS SLIPPING.

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