Please watch this video where I demonstrate telekinetic ability and respond to some criticisms.

https://youtu.be/qZmKTSMHXlI?si=65d3ttSI-ajYok6L


<div class="md"><p>Please watch this video where I demonstrate telekinetic ability and respond to some criticisms.</p>

<p><a href="https://youtu.be/qZmKTSMHXlI?si=65d3ttSI-ajYok6L">https://youtu.be/qZmKTSMHXlI?si=65d3ttSI-ajYok6L</a></p>
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My response to criticism regarding my videos demonstrating telekinesis among other things - yes, I am what you discuss here.

They come in piece, but require resources. They want something called "chimkin", "chez" and enjoy having their bellies rubbed. This individual responded well to "good girl" but appeared to be harmless and quite easily scared. They request no one pretend to be a scary vampire around them, as to avert a diplomatic emergency. I hope to learn more of their language as to be able to keep our relationship on the best of terms. 

<div class="md"><p>They come in piece, but require resources. They want something called &quot;chimkin&quot;, &quot;chez&quot; and enjoy having their bellies rubbed. This individual responded well to &quot;good girl&quot; but appeared to be harmless and quite easily scared. They request no one pretend to be a scary vampire around them, as to avert a diplomatic emergency. I hope to learn more of their language as to be able to keep our relationship on the best of terms. </p>
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I have spoken to one of the "others"... they gave me an important message

Anyone else find this deeply strange?

Deep sea creature's alien-like transformation

I don't believe him...

Alien controlling from the inside

Aliens Love Us

I can grab things backwards

Liquid alien shows off its human mimicry skills

Joint Hypermobility Syndrome

WTF is the only thing I thought 

Alien attempting to mimic human small talk and place a normal human food order

They use their limbs for transportation.

The "cat" is hiccupping

Visitor from beta reticuli does calisthenics.

Alien in a dog suit accidentally gets outted

Human making burgers

Human invertebrate 

They do walk among us.

Lost Aliens

Found this on a hiking trail in the middle of the woods

Clearly an alien human hybrid

I’ve got the weirdest boner…

Watch "firefox_Y2nEX0Q4bd" on Streamable.

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Two Humans greeting each other

Bendy thing

She's got iron rods for shins

Alien (and his companion) didn't get the memo about cooking food first

"I thought this was what the humans do."

Crazy arm sockets

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