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The pie rates are too high

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He's Theoretical All Right

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Theoretical

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Romance books in Braille are too touchy feely for me

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I say a long weekend, but to all in-tents and porpoises, it's a vacation!

<div class="md"><p>I say a long weekend, but to all in-tents and porpoises, it&#39;s a vacation!</p>
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We're taking a long weekend off to go camping and see the dolphins.

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Raisin it to greater heights

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Lets get some Quack-tastic puns in the comments for our animal murder mystery game!

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This looks kinda shady

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An early booty joke

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Get it right

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I See

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She was in quite a state

Very Punny

I've quit drinking for good. Now I only drink for evil.

Figures

They usually escape by riding their Trojan Horse

This makes me feel a little unhinged

Whatever floats your boat


I'm looking for a pun-based / fun name for my ice cream flavour, like something related to nuts / toasty..

The ice cream is toasted coconut with caramel swirl and caramelised pecans. Tried thinking of things like 'driving me nuts', 'coco loco', 'toastally nuts' but nothing is really hitting the spot so thought I'd see if anyone has some suggestions! 


<div class="md"><p>I&#39;m looking for a pun-based / fun name for my ice cream flavour, like something related to nuts / toasty..</p>

<p>The ice cream is toasted coconut with caramel swirl and caramelised pecans. Tried thinking of things like &#39;driving me nuts&#39;, &#39;coco loco&#39;, &#39;toastally nuts&#39; but nothing is really hitting the spot so thought I&#39;d see if anyone has some suggestions! </p>
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Need help with punny flavour name! 

No laughing matter. He’s a professional.

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I'm a die-hard protester, as opposed to my students.

With a king sized bed

If they stayed home and worked on-line they’d be eagles

He just wanted to be her knight in shining armor

I couldn't speak because I was clot up in emotion

Ancient generals tend to Babyl on

How do you tell the sex of an ant?

Time to stop buttering her up

Feedback

Got the basics covered

He might be a Bible thumper

Four inch door hinge

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We're taking a long weekend off to go camping and see the dolphins.

Need help with punny flavour name!

I'm a die-hard protester, as opposed to my students.