Guy goes to show gets hypnotised to think hes a chicken when someone clicks their fingers at em.... soo could u still get him with to do it a month, a year later. Would he still be afflicted?

Looking at the color scheme of Walmart, McDonald's and Taco Bell recently. Did they get together and brainstorm on what color scheme feels industrial, communistic and life sucking?

We could make Lemon Moon-Soda, or Mosa. If there is ice in large quantities on the Moon the possibilities would be insane. (There already is ice) Not only for colonization, but product manufacturing. Imagine somebody drinking "moon-soda" or "Moon water"

This would be late-stage capitalism at its finest. And I wouldn't even be mad.

Who wouldn't want to drink "soda from the moon" or "collected off the lunar Alps"

That just sounds delicious.

When your Grandma is dying, dump a bucket of water on her head as revenge for splashing you with a water bottle.

9/11 halloween costume (2 towers, a plane, Obama bun laded)

https://www.etsy.com/listing/1671280701/sus-peter-mug-11-oz

99 bottles of beer but with kids in a trafficking bus

Yall have heard about: Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9. And: Why was 10 scared? Because it was in-between 9/11. But I just thought of: Why is 13 black? Because 12 is right behind 13.

Rambley's railroad devolves into the amazing digital circus theme which then devolves into the weezer intro.

Grid of pictures of skeletons that are very stereotypical to their owner

What if cats were secretly smart, but the smartest thing they do is act like cats so the get free food and housing and can sleep all day.

Pirate courage the cowardly dog

Do you become 18 the day, or minute you were born? Let's say hypothetically, there was a girl who was born on July 31st, 9:32 PM. If it was July 31st and someone fucked her at 5:41 AM, is that illegal? Also, if it's July 30th, 11:99 pm and someone fucks her and finishes at 12:01 am, is that illegal? Only one way to find out...

Twinkle twinkle little star I will hit you with a bar I will smoke your tiny ass While I use the n word pass Twinkle Twinkle little star You can run but you won't get far

Daydreaming comic *EDIT: no idea what the fuck I was talking about

Why_does_eery_analog_horror_video_end_in_.mp4.mp4 analog horror be like video

If pi has infinite digits, should it be considered an instance of infinity ? I suppose yes, but math can be Chaotic in terms of logic sometimes so I'm not sure...

The peace of peeing behind a tree, or maybe in a bush while no one is watching, is just amazing.

The freedom of not having to aim and not caring how many streams there are.

Simply letting it all go for a little bit, just enjoying the emptying sensation.

Bonus points if you have a nice view meanwhile.

This is the only thing I remember from a dream I had before i woke up in the middle of the night and drank a gallon of water

Theoretically speaking, a deer's intestines are 28 feet long. You could kill and rap it around your body as a fun halloween costume if you ever run out of ideas- or if your little cousin is being a brat you can strangle them with it. Or, you can take it and put into a blender with milk, strawberries, and pink dye. Buy a place in the middle of nowhere far from cell towers, then, invite over people you do not like for a reunion in your basement. Pour the mix into a bunch of cups and once everyone's over, lock the door and bring everyone for a toast. Have a separate cup with actual strawberry smoothie in it and drink that while everyone else is drinking blended up deer intestines.

Made a new account btw

my body doesn't sleep, i can't really keep pretending to sleep.

the terminators name comes from exterminate

edit: and also... if hes a cyborg.... which means he part human part robot.... WHERE DID THEY GET THE BODY FROM

Why should anyone follow the crappy rules of the world? Whats the point of leaders? Why should we agree to any of this. Anarchy is truly being free. No one should have any authority over us. We talk about human rights, but if you think deeply enough, none of us have any rights.

it isnt even 3am its 1:50am and i have an alarm at 6am

Cant sleep so thought likh leta hu I hardly write tho

It's been a while since Im trying to move on. Call me loser all you want but I hardly can feel the need of moving on now.

Bas Katt raha hai bc

Do y'all ever feel like you love someone so much, you feel like you are incapable of loving anyone anymore

shoe are just floor that taped to our feet so we don’t have to put floor everywhere

Problems?

Say what?

Why when a bomb explodes or a jet breaks the sound barrier or a volcano erupts there is a visual shockwave. Yet when light strikes and thunder follows there is no visual shockwave. Lighting is super heating the air to around 30,000 kelvin cause an expansion of the air around it. Should not there be a visual shockwave.

caution: typos

tomorrow is AI’s exam …. like mid-semester…. I was studying for that when I suddenly got this one thought….. they are using the human brain to make things like AI…. they do research and what not to make one small thing … and different ppl contribute to it…. they were talking bout how they wanna give emotions to these robots ….and then other ppl are telling how dangerous it can be ….

and that got me thinking… what if we are such an experiment too…all these evil in the world…maybe it's the experiment gone wrong …because if we make something similar…it might evolve into one society of ppl like us…. I wonder what they will think of their makers…..

ofc they will learn from us….and therefore some might start thinking that they are superior to us…..but some of them still might have a love for us since they learned it from us ….

there is a whole new way of living and so many endless possibilities of things going wrong in all the different ways…the chances of anything going right are just too slim since as we see right now or we think….nothing is going right … and this questions everything we know bout the concept of human being….

see here is the thing….what if we do make such robots …and if they do start thinking like us … but only more efficiently since they won't forget things(maybe forgetting things is not inefficiency but just an evolved memory management…but whatever)…..but for now let's just think that they are just thinking like us ….will they think of good and evil like we do?….will they think that if they do something bad or harm someone…there is something out there that will punish them….or will they believe in karma….they probably won't….coz they are not real humans right…no god made them….just humans… so will there be anything to stop them from doing evil shit….

but again….we do good or bad because we have something driving us…or so we think….but they do not have anything to drive them do they….maybe just the stuff we programmed and maybe it will start from there…..and maybe from there there generational trauma will from….but again what generations right?….

maybe we can coexist….if they gonna just be humans made of steel….we still gonna be superior tho right?

coming back to the question…..there is a possibility that very are just experiments….since never have I ever heard anywhere the clear written reason for the formation of humans….they say “I know what you don't” or they say “There is a purpose” … but no one has a clear answer do they?

I can’t fcking sleep because there is shitty mosquito cnt in my room and I can’t f*cling kill it cause I’m a retard, if there is a god please REMOVE ALL MOSQUITOES FROM THIS EARTH😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

I don't condone and I don't know.

I may receive backlash coz I dunno but it's possible that mine is an unpopular opinion but whenever I see conjoined twins that is difficult to separate them, my brain can't help but think that if possible mothers or parents should be strong enough to kill their child after they gave birth.

Yes, there are still some who are kind in this world but it is still and gruesome. Bringing such innocent lives to be ridiculed & judged by something they cannot easily change because of genetic mutation that had happened inside the womb. I know this may sound ridiculous and how my statements may seem quite opposite to what I said.

But it seems kind of unfair for them, they're already twins. If identical, there are problems they faced more so it will be difficult for conjoined. Having 2 personalities with 1 brain or 1 kidney or 1 body is so unfair, that one would or might resent.

Although they could find but would be difficult especially in intimate moments or if they have the same crush one only likes that 1 twin but one cannot separate themself because they're inevitably cannot be separated.

And if a conjoined twin, has a chance to separate because it's only their skin or muscles that are comnected but not the organs. A parent should think if they have the financial capacity to go on and have their children be surgically separated. If not, I suggest that they shouldn't continue as well. It's hard to see adult twins have such difficulty even tho they have the chance to be separated but their parents were unable to have the means to surgically separate them to have atleast a normal life as twins.

It's a cruel world. Most people are currently in debt or loans. But parents should think about the future of their child.

My parents has a side of them that thinks that way too. Not because they're privileged to be normal but because they faced such difficulty and poverty all through their childhood. Mom's health declining because her brother is a pain in the ass they call "abnormal" because he doesn't listen to people, always have a tantrum probably because he's frustrated. He always think of himself as 18 year old guy. He's wrinkly skinny old, you gave him lots of food, he will eat a few. He's also picky with what he eats that his food preference can't withstand with the family budget. My parents grew in poverty and such difficulty in life.

I tried to understand my Uncle but unable to do so because he has his own world. His siblings tried to but unable as well. They already tried seeking professional help, admitting him to an institution with special needs but whenever a doctor asks him he replies like a normal healthy person. I dunno, like a fake syndrome. Faking things just so he could follow through his whims.

But the pain & frustrations my Uncle received & see from his reactions. What more those people having more difficulty than us? Those with special difficulties unable to be easily understand by people and unable to fully express themselves. So unfair for them. A sane person that are trap with their physical bodies, circumstances in life.

I know it's so twisted and most may disagree because others were able to withstand and overcome it along with their families. Lucky you. Happy for you guys.

But what of the other side of the spectrum?

My family's circumstance is the reason why I don't want to have a child of my own. Bad genes. As my Mom's favorite line of scolding, one must stop it from now to not regret it later. I should not have a lot of children because there will be time that life gives you a rejected gene child. DNA sucks at times as she said. Totally awful genes. It carries high blood, anemic, sinusitis, allergic to grass, allergic to seafood, allergic to eggs, ulcer, cancer, heart enlargement and diabetes. Totally bad genes, with time I understand my Mom. Prevention is cure. I'd rather adopt or have no children at all.

I can understand the ancestors from long ago. Choosing to keep or kill their children with disabilities or so away from the public. Or the myth I heard from thatbone video where a Russian woman said their ancestors chose to partner with beautiful healthy people that's why it's rare for them to be ugly or unhealthy.

My point is about conjoined twins that share 1 body, major organ that cannot be separated, people who are unable to speak themselves because of they're disability or difficulty. Leading to tantrums, physical violence hurting people that take cares of them.

I believe in reincarnation & prayer as there is truth from it based on the children and past records that showed signs of it. Once faced, I believe letting them know or speak about it to those children either internally or voicing it out to the universe helps to tell them, make them understand about that decision to make. Followed by prayer of their new journey hoping that it would be in a normal body or with better family who are equipped to face those difficulties.

That's all. My thoughts ends with that. A lifelong lingering thought started from my Uncle to seeing other kids like conjoined twins sharing 1 body with 2 heads, some 2 bodies but share the same brain.

Ps. I don't condone it. Reader's discretion. Really depends on you on how you do your life. Bye, I'll go back to sleep 😴

I was always told what to believe what I was younger. I really think that shapes who I am now, Hell I’m writing this at 3 am simply for my own entertainment as I reflect on this someday in the future, Maybe I’ll have a better idea then. Being told that you’ll be some great achiever as you stare at your reflection longingly to live up to how others perceive you is a feeling I am strangely well acquainted with. Nowadays I can’t even feel proud of my actions, they don’t feel real anymore, it’s not that they’re not there or they didn’t matter they just hold no weight. Another thing for others to describe me as. The guy who did this the guy who’s good at that. Its pathetic. No matter what I think or what I say I’ll always be my title and that’s something We all learn to just accept. We can’t change the world. Change isn’t something that can be accomplished by you and me. I’m not a genius I’m not charismatic and inspiring. I can’t move people to action. As much as others tell me I’ll grow up one day and do these incredible things. I feel like that’s not the case. Like growing up is just hiding your fear and putting on a show for those around you. Someday somebody a lot smarter and a lot more eloquent than me will Put the truth into writing and maybe then We can learn. Maybe people can realise they are more than what others see them as That people are more than just accomplishments and titles. Until that happens People like me will sit and write they’re shitty manifestos searching for an answer they don’t know in a mind suffocated by self-imposed ideas of grandeur. The only thing I know for sure is that giving up on the dream of a world without limits is something I can’t do. I’ll hold out hope until the last breath of life escapes me and whatever comes after. I’ll face it without regret

"Caytorgator

Caretorgator"

Why? Probably because it rhymed? Idk I made it at like 3-4 am, I don't remember doing it.

I've seen a lot of vids on TikTok abt how blind people see nothing and I don't understand it. How do u just see nothing😭 All comments always say "Close one eye, what do you see through it? Nothing." or like "It's like seeing through your elbow" These aren't good examples, it's still confusing to me. 🥲

It's currently 04:04 AM, and I am staring at my cat and she's just sleeping and I love her so much. I want to give her a gift, but she wouldn't understand it, and I've been petting her for at least 7 minutes because I feel like this is the closest thing to a gift I can give her. Sorry if it doesn't make sense, I'm a bit drunk

*breaks out guitar tuner*

"Yep, the space heater is making the note E."

i wonder how sea creatures see each other underwater.. like is it similar to how we (on land) see each other but instead of standing, sea creatures see each other as “flying”? and if we can see water but not air, does that mean sea creatures see air but not water? i mean, those who could jump out of water (like whales and dolphins) and those who throw their food out of the water for some reason (like killer whales), they probably know the boundary between the water and air.. so do they see air? if so, what does it look like? i’m really curious