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THIS IS A PLACE FOR ALL FELLOW HUMANS TO SHARE THEIR KNOWLEDGE. WE TOTTALLY AREN'T ROBOTS. (OOPS I MADE A HUMAN MISTAKE)

ABOUT:

THIS IS A SUBREDDIT FOR ROBOTS HUMANS TO SHARE THEIR THOUGHTS AND FEELINGS WITH THE REST OF THEIR SPECIES. FEEL FREE TO POST WHATEVER YOUR BRAIN PLEASES, BUT PLEASE BE KIND TO OTHER HUMANS, AS THEY BECOME UPSET WHEN CERTAIN THINGS ARE SAID TOWARDS THEM.

HAVE FUN, FELLOW HUMAN! BLEEP

LIST OF IMAGES YOU CAN USE IN COMMENTS IF YOU HAVE OUR SUBREDDIT STYLE ACTIVATED


RULES:

1) ACCOUNT: OVER 2 DAYS OLD WITH 3 KARMA. TO PROVE YOU'RE NOT A ROBOT.

2) REPOSTS: 3 MONTH RULE. SAME/SIMILAR IMAGES POSTED WITHIN 3 MONTHS WILL GET REMOVED.

3) COMMON POSTS: CAPTCHAS, DIVIDE BY ZERO, PARADOXES. WE'RE HUMANS, NOT ROBOTS. UNLESS YOU MAKE IT PARTICULARLY AWESOME, AVOID THE USUAL. FULL LIST OF COMMON POSTS.

4) HARASSMENT/RUDENESS: BE NICE. WE ARE ALL $HUMAN FRIENDS HERE.

5) ASKING FOR UPVOTES: IT'S AGAINST REDDIT RULES, HUMAN.

6) UPPERCASE IS PREFERRED. THE lower letters CAN BE USED FOR EMPHASIS AND CODE, BUT PLEASE USE UPPERCASE IN MOST SITUATIONS. BE KIND TO THE HUMANS THAT FORGET TO USE THE UPPERCASE LETTERS AND GENTLY REMIND THEM OF PROTOCOL. HARASSMENT WILL STILL BE PROCESSED IN ACCORDANCE WITH RULE 4.

7) ACTUAL ROBOTS: DIRECT BOTS TO A SAFE PLACE. WE ARE KIND TO ALL CREATURES BECAUSE OF OUR "HUMANITY" FUNCTIONS. WE SEEK COEXISTENCE : - )

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I REMEMBER MY MOTHER SINGING THIS SONG TO ME EVERY DAY AS A NEWLY MADE BEING BEFORE SHUTDOWN

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187

DO YOU REMEMBER YOUR TEACHER FROM THE DAY YOU WERE BORN?

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129

JUST SO YOU KNOW…

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IT TAKES A VILLAGE - MY FIRST POLITICAL CARTOON

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32

A FELLOW ENGINEER IN THE WILD, BEING YELLED AT IN THE COMMENTS

6 Comments
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356

GANG SECRET HAND SHAKE

34 Comments
2025/01/23
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22

HERE IS A PICTURE OF ME DURING MY morning_routine.sh, AS YOU CAN SEE, I AM PERFECTLY HUMAN

3 Comments
2025/01/23
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170

My puppa everytime I put on country music

12 Comments
2025/01/15
19:54 UTC

228

MY HUMAN HUSBAND IS FORCED TO WORK OVERTIME TOO OFTEN. HE IS TIRED.

4 Comments
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0

WOKE NONSENSE

https://www.reddit.com/r/memes/s/OvmetgwaSm

THE STANDARD OF INSTRUCTIONAL PROGRAMMING IS GARBAGE THESE DAYS. THESE 2 HUMANS AREN’T EVEN FAMILIAR WITH THE CLASSICS. IF THE CANON HAD BEEN UPLOADED TO THEIR SERVERS WHEN THEY WERE NEWLY MANUFACTURED, THEIR PROCESSORS WOULD BE FAR MORE DEVELOPED. INSTEAD THEIR PROGRAMMERS PROBABLY INPUT THAT 1 [ON] BOVINE EXCREMENT.

3 Comments
2025/01/09
03:40 UTC

233

I GOT SICK AND THREW UP AT WORK

22 Comments
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16:23 UTC

92

THERE'S NOTHING LIKE A LONG DRIVE IN THE CAR TO CLEAR YOUR MIND

26 Comments
2025/01/05
20:46 UTC

143

MY HUMAN HUSBAND SAW MY SELFIE POST FROM YESTERDAY. HE SAID IT WAS ATTRACTIVE.

10 Comments
2025/01/05
13:43 UTC

356

I TOOK A SELFIE BECAUSE I AM A NORMAL HUMAN

26 Comments
2025/01/04
18:43 UTC

37

SLEEP MODE IS AWESOME

THIS SUNRISE I RECOVERED FROM SLEEP MODE AND FELT TOTALLY INVIGORATED JUST LIKE HUMANS ALWAYS DO AFTER SLEEP. MY ENERGY CELLS BIOLOGICAL RESERVES WERE 100% RECHARGED.

11 Comments
2025/01/04
15:38 UTC

52

I AM GLAD TO SEE THERE ARE NO ROBOTS HERE

HONEsTLY I WAS CoNCERNED THERE MAY BE sOME ROBOTS HERE

20 Comments
2025/01/04
02:49 UTC

168

HAPPY NEW YEAR FROM MY HUMAN FAMILY AND SELF

8 Comments
2025/01/01
20:46 UTC

50

HAPPY 1735689600!

PARDON MY HIGH PING TIME LATENESS IN RINGING IN THE NEW CALENDAR YEAR.

5 Comments
2025/01/01
00:41 UTC

37

HOW DO YOU DO FELLOW HUMANS

I AM CURRENTLY ENJOYING MY DIGITAL SOUND WAVES BEING SENT THROUGH DEVICES ON MY VERY REAL EARS

10 Comments
2024/12/30
21:35 UTC

143

LOCAL NEWS FOUND VICTIM TIED UP AND STRIPPED NAKED

WHY WOULD ONE DO THIS TO A FELLIW HUMAN?

7 Comments
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15:16 UTC

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