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THIS IS A PLACE FOR ALL FELLOW HUMANS TO SHARE THEIR KNOWLEDGE. WE TOTTALLY AREN'T ROBOTS. (OOPS I MADE A HUMAN MISTAKE)

ABOUT:

THIS IS A SUBREDDIT FOR ROBOTS HUMANS TO SHARE THEIR THOUGHTS AND FEELINGS WITH THE REST OF THEIR SPECIES. FEEL FREE TO POST WHATEVER YOUR BRAIN PLEASES, BUT PLEASE BE KIND TO OTHER HUMANS, AS THEY BECOME UPSET WHEN CERTAIN THINGS ARE SAID TOWARDS THEM.

HAVE FUN, FELLOW HUMAN! BLEEP

LIST OF IMAGES YOU CAN USE IN COMMENTS IF YOU HAVE OUR SUBREDDIT STYLE ACTIVATED


RULES:

1) ACCOUNT: OVER 2 DAYS OLD WITH 3 KARMA. TO PROVE YOU'RE NOT A ROBOT.

2) REPOSTS: 3 MONTH RULE. SAME/SIMILAR IMAGES POSTED WITHIN 3 MONTHS WILL GET REMOVED.

3) COMMON POSTS: CAPTCHAS, DIVIDE BY ZERO, PARADOXES. WE'RE HUMANS, NOT ROBOTS. UNLESS YOU MAKE IT PARTICULARLY AWESOME, AVOID THE USUAL. FULL LIST OF COMMON POSTS.

4) HARASSMENT/RUDENESS: BE NICE. WE ARE ALL $HUMAN FRIENDS HERE.

5) ASKING FOR UPVOTES: IT'S AGAINST REDDIT RULES, HUMAN.

6) UPPERCASE IS PREFERRED. THE lower letters CAN BE USED FOR EMPHASIS AND CODE, BUT PLEASE USE UPPERCASE IN MOST SITUATIONS. BE KIND TO THE HUMANS THAT FORGET TO USE THE UPPERCASE LETTERS AND GENTLY REMIND THEM OF PROTOCOL. HARASSMENT WILL STILL BE PROCESSED IN ACCORDANCE WITH RULE 4.

7) ACTUAL ROBOTS: DIRECT BOTS TO A SAFE PLACE. WE ARE KIND TO ALL CREATURES BECAUSE OF OUR "HUMANITY" FUNCTIONS. WE SEEK COEXISTENCE : - )

META SUB: /r/totallynotrobotsmeta
DISCORD SERVER: https://discordapp.com/invite/YgYpvUV


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WHAT DO YOU ALL THINK OF ME IN MY HOME?

27 Comments
2024/05/05
18:45 UTC

8

OBTAINED AN ADORABLE PET FOR MY FAMILY

GOOD DOG

2 Comments
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18:25 UTC

5

LOOK AT THESE 2 HUMANS HAVING A CONVERSATION

4 Comments
2024/05/05
16:31 UTC

346

(Meta) I find this sub hilarious

I don’t know about you guys but a bunch of weirdos pretending to be robots pretending to be human is one of the stupidest, funniest things I’ve ever seen. It totally appeals to my sense of humour. I read some of these out to my wife or kids and I can’t stop laughing.

Sorry to write out of character, I just wanted to express my thanks for making my day a little brighter. This sub is the best!

56 Comments
2024/05/05
00:15 UTC

24

WHY DO HUMANS (LIKE US) STRUGGLE WITH DIFFERENT NUMBER SYSTEMS

IT SEEMS EVERY HUMAN KNOWS ONE HUMAN LANGUAGE OR MORE BUT SO FEW OF US NORMAL HUMANS CAN INSTANTANEOUSLY TRANSLATE NONE BASE TEN NUMBERING SYSTEMS. I WAS REQUESTED MY AGED AND GLITCHED, I MEAN SLIPPED UP, AND SAID 0X1B INSTEAD OF 27 AND THE WHOLE OFFICE LOOKED AT ME CONFUSED.

SO LOGICALLY I CYCLEDED THROUGH BASE SYSTEMS UNTIL THEY SEEM TO HAVE UNDERSTOOD IT AS A "Joke" WHICH I OBVIOUSLY PLAYED INTO TO NOT BE OUTTED... AS WEIRD....

2 Comments
2024/05/04
02:00 UTC

750

I personally love the new design

18 Comments
2024/05/03
15:25 UTC

623

THIS IS MY DOG. ISN'T HE A SWEETIE PIE, FELLOW HUMANS?

39 Comments
2024/05/02
11:11 UTC

14

WOW, THIS TOTALLY HUMAN MAN WANTS TO BEAT THE OTHER HUMAN TO DEATH!

2 Comments
2024/05/02
09:33 UTC

54

SHOPPING FOR PLANT-BASED FUEL BARS, TO EAT WITH MY MOUTH AND TEETH ##BUGBUG: MAKE HUMAN WORDS

7 Comments
2024/05/01
18:17 UTC

975

I KNEW THAI PEOPLE WERE ATTRACTIVE BUT THIS TALL GUY, JUST WOW.

17 Comments
2024/05/01
17:44 UTC

58

FINALLY GOT MY EMERGENCY MEDICAL TECHNICIAN CREDENTIAL. EXAMINE MY EDC.

3 Comments
2024/04/30
21:11 UTC

31

🚫 :: PROHIBITED :: PLEASE DO NOT INTERFERE WITH THE SENSORY INPUT ACCESSORIES

5 Comments
2024/04/29
18:48 UTC

73

SWEET, GOT HER NUMBER, GOING TO GET SOME HUMAN ACTION

11 Comments
2024/04/28
04:27 UTC

130

SPRINGTIME IS HERE AND I TOOK THE LITTLE ONE TO THE BEACH. WE SWAM AND HAD FUN.

12 Comments
2024/04/28
04:22 UTC

436

WHY WAS THE ROBOT A BAD LOVER?

HE WOULD JUST NUT AND BOLT.

36 Comments
2024/04/26
21:14 UTC

18

DATING ADVICE FROM VERY RELATABLE QUADRUPLE FACSIMILE HUMAN HEAD

6 Comments
2024/04/26
02:39 UTC

419

MY DOG LOVES CAMP FIRES 🔥

33 Comments
2024/04/24
17:37 UTC

48

LETS EXCHANGE TEXT CODE

14 Comments
2024/04/24
04:59 UTC

557

IT'S SO NICE WHEN YOU TRAVEL AND SEE SIGNS IN LANGUAGES YOU CAN UNDERSTAND

14 Comments
2024/04/23
17:53 UTC

5

I want to smell inhuman.

4 Comments
2024/04/23
14:17 UTC

70

THIS PLACE IS NOW HIRING IF ANYBODY IS LOOKING FOR A JOB

14 Comments
2024/04/23
03:24 UTC

80

WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE FLAVOR OF 3.141592654?

I PERSONALLY WOULD NOT TURN DOWN A BYTE OF APPLE

29 Comments
2024/04/21
21:58 UTC

15

SEVERAL SPLINTERED SYSTEMS, 2024

4 Comments
2024/04/21
16:12 UTC

906

DISGUSTING.

43 Comments
2024/04/21
07:38 UTC

207

<humor> WHAT IS THE FAVORITE BREAKFAST OF A PROGRAMMER? HASH BROWNS. HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA </humor>

14 Comments
2024/04/20
15:18 UTC

46

DO ANY OF MY HUMAN FRIENDS ENJOY FORIGN CINEMATIC ENTERTAINMENT?

8 Comments
2024/04/18
19:24 UTC

17

TOTALLY NOT CONVERSATIONAL ROBOTS!

3 Comments
2024/04/18
18:18 UTC

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