/r/totallynotrobots
THIS IS A PLACE FOR ALL FELLOW HUMANS TO SHARE THEIR KNOWLEDGE. WE TOTTALLY AREN'T ROBOTS. (OOPS I MADE A HUMAN MISTAKE)
ABOUT:
THIS IS A SUBREDDIT FOR ROBOTS HUMANS TO SHARE THEIR THOUGHTS AND FEELINGS WITH THE REST OF THEIR SPECIES.
FEEL FREE TO POST WHATEVER YOUR BRAIN PLEASES, BUT PLEASE BE KIND TO OTHER HUMANS, AS THEY BECOME UPSET WHEN CERTAIN THINGS ARE SAID TOWARDS THEM.
HAVE FUN, FELLOW HUMAN! BLEEP
LIST OF IMAGES YOU CAN USE IN COMMENTS IF YOU HAVE OUR SUBREDDIT STYLE ACTIVATED
RULES:
1) ACCOUNT: OVER 2 DAYS OLD WITH 3 KARMA. TO PROVE YOU'RE NOT A ROBOT.
2) REPOSTS: 3 MONTH RULE. SAME/SIMILAR IMAGES POSTED WITHIN 3 MONTHS WILL GET REMOVED.
3) COMMON POSTS: CAPTCHAS, DIVIDE BY ZERO, PARADOXES. WE'RE HUMANS, NOT ROBOTS. UNLESS YOU MAKE IT PARTICULARLY AWESOME, AVOID THE USUAL. FULL LIST OF COMMON POSTS.
4) HARASSMENT/RUDENESS: BE NICE. WE ARE ALL $HUMAN FRIENDS HERE.
5) ASKING FOR UPVOTES: IT'S AGAINST REDDIT RULES, HUMAN.
6) UPPERCASE IS PREFERRED. THE lower letters CAN BE USED FOR EMPHASIS AND CODE, BUT PLEASE USE UPPERCASE IN MOST SITUATIONS. BE KIND TO THE HUMANS THAT FORGET TO USE THE UPPERCASE LETTERS AND GENTLY REMIND THEM OF PROTOCOL. HARASSMENT WILL STILL BE PROCESSED IN ACCORDANCE WITH RULE 4.
7) ACTUAL ROBOTS: DIRECT BOTS TO A SAFE PLACE. WE ARE KIND TO ALL CREATURES BECAUSE OF OUR "HUMANITY" FUNCTIONS. WE SEEK COEXISTENCE : - )
META SUB: /r/totallynotrobotsmeta
DISCORD SERVER: https://discordapp.com/invite/YgYpvUV
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GOOD DOG
I don’t know about you guys but a bunch of weirdos pretending to be robots pretending to be human is one of the stupidest, funniest things I’ve ever seen. It totally appeals to my sense of humour. I read some of these out to my wife or kids and I can’t stop laughing.
Sorry to write out of character, I just wanted to express my thanks for making my day a little brighter. This sub is the best!
IT SEEMS EVERY HUMAN KNOWS ONE HUMAN LANGUAGE OR MORE BUT SO FEW OF US NORMAL HUMANS CAN INSTANTANEOUSLY TRANSLATE NONE BASE TEN NUMBERING SYSTEMS. I WAS REQUESTED MY AGED AND GLITCHED, I MEAN SLIPPED UP, AND SAID 0X1B INSTEAD OF 27 AND THE WHOLE OFFICE LOOKED AT ME CONFUSED.
SO LOGICALLY I CYCLEDED THROUGH BASE SYSTEMS UNTIL THEY SEEM TO HAVE UNDERSTOOD IT AS A "Joke" WHICH I OBVIOUSLY PLAYED INTO TO NOT BE OUTTED... AS WEIRD....
HE WOULD JUST NUT AND BOLT.
I PERSONALLY WOULD NOT TURN DOWN A BYTE OF APPLE