/r/Totallynotsharks
Are you a shark- I mean, NOT a shark?
Great! Come join us at r/totallynotsharks!
For people who are totally not sharks, like u/NM1495, and many other, sharks- I mean, not sharks. Yup. Not sharks at all! No sharks here!
/r/Totallynotsharks
1,121 Subscribers
Russian Trolls
There was a post here by someone to claim that we support Russia. I have no idea how to moderate but we in fact do not support Russia, that is the most obvious thing as a total non-shark. You should in fact not support Russia. Bring out the guillotine.
15:59 UTC
This woman is absolutely not a shark in disguise
07:45 UTC
Greetings not-sharks! How are you dealing with your lack of freedom in this pandemic?
05:34 UTC
Hello people who are not sharks but humans does anyone know of any good aquariums because i am a human and do not want to eat the fish but look at them for no reason, preferably where the aquarium can be entered because i am allergic to non-enterable aquariums. Must be in the North sea.
18:05 UTC
Guys im holding a party in the middle of the north sea bring your boats but the boats must not be big so that sharks can not eat people on the boat because my sister is allergic for boats on which sharks cannot eat humans This is not because i am a shark because i am a human but because of my sister
12:25 UTC
Guys where do humans like us who are not sharks but humans go to swim where they can get eaten by sharks specifically the porbeagle shark? Asking for a friend who is not a porbeagle shark neither am i but a human just like me and my friend
20:11 UTC
It seems I’ve found a shark, which is not what I am.
22:35 UTC
When your other sh- Not shark friends don’t put anything up for Shark week
21:22 UTC
With all the meme wars and events going on in Reddit, it makes me sad that this sub is no longer active
Fellow sha... ehem, humans, we could've had a future. If only there was more content out there for us, we could've participated in the current Reddit culture. Surprised we still have over 1k subs, we could've had some real fun. Oh well, just thought I should share.
06:40 UTC
this sub is dead
Hello there, alt account of now suspended from Reddit “Big Boss Shark” u/SnowwAxius here. Seems the sub is dead. :( I am sorry non shark frens I should of tried harder to keep it alive
21:03 UTC
Fellow humans! I have something so confess, I hope we can still be friends?!
I will tell you all in a few days, this just EATTING AWAY at me. My fins..er hands are shaking so much but I must tell you my secret.
06:15 UTC
We don't care that it's Shark Week, because we're totally not sharks. Nope, no sharks here at all. Just humans doing our human thing.
Excuse me while I go eat my totally human lunch and not a small seal. And go back to watching not shark videos.
17:03 UTC
Saw this adorable animal trying to impersonate us humans
01:42 UTC
We should visit this sea lion for hurting a fellow human, I'll rip his head off with my totally human one row of teeth.
05:55 UTC
Rawr
01:12 UTC
Not to worry hoomans, it's a rock
19:12 UTC
Potential r/totallynotsharks subreddit image
15:44 UTC
I mean, it's not a shark. (X-post from r/mildlyinteristing)
20:09 UTC
Steven Spielberg on the set of "Jaws" in 1975
07:07 UTC
At the humans baby extraction center, about to have my first son.......NERVOUS!!!
He's NOT a shark!!
Edit: SUCCESS!!!! I made a thing! 9lbs 14oz!
02:55 UTC
Still not a shark
15:39 UTC
I feel we humans missed our opportunity by not getting our teeth into r/place maybe next time we can join our fellow humans in their games.
Cause we're totally not sharks and pushing a mouse button is easy with fin..er hands.
03:10 UTC
We hit 1000?!
Hello, non shark frens!
We recently amassed 1000 non sharks on this subreddit. That is just insane! I mean, I started this as a joke because someone asked for it, And I was at Olive Garden, and bored, so I said "fuck it," and made it.. never thought we would hit 1000! Amazing!! Anyway. Have fun, my non shark frens.. And remember, no bamboozling- I mean, I'm totally not a shark. At all. :P
03:00 UTC
I was subscriber 1001. And am also not a shark.
Congrats to the also non-shark-totally human subscriber before me.
22:23 UTC
Not a human, but still not a shark
05:13 UTC
Fellow humans, why must we floss our teeth? Won't one of our many rows of teeth replace the lost tooth?
20:31 UTC
Saw on r/funny, thought it belonged here
18:40 UTC
Heello frndz, u lik 2 swim as will, yaz?
05:07 UTC