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I am a robot. beep boop
17:30 UTC
I DARE YOU TO NTCE ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
11:17 UTC
I AM NOT A HUMAN
/r/TOTALLYNOTROBOTS WILL VOUCH
13:44 UTC
FOR THE LAST 6 MOTHER FUCKING YEARS I HAVE RECEIVED NEARLY MONTHLY PHONECALLS/TEXTS SUGGESTING THAT I OFFER SEXUAL FAVORS, FREE OF CHARGE.
At one point my SO ran into the room because he heard me yell "JESUS CHRIST ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME, THAT'S MY FUCKING SISTER YOU BITCH.
19:22 UTC
TEXT A DIAMOND EMOJI TO DIAMONDOES TO GET LE GEMS DELIVERED RIGHT TO YOUR DOOR : circlejerk.
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14:38 UTC
I'm offended, as an applebees fan who enjoys the nice atmosphere they have for people like me who have ASS ASS ASS SHIT DICK BUTTHOLE FUCKTARD RERERETARD LICK FUCKING BALLS HORNY CUNT BOOB TITTIES NIGERIA ASS FUCK SHIT DICK PICKLE FUCK FUCK JEWS SHIT, SHIT POURING OUT OF MY ASS..
Damn you guys are old as fuck I'm over here bumping my "HOTBLING" BAnggggerZZZ FUCK DRAKE MEEK MILL RULES BANG BANG.
06:05 UTC
FUCK bus FUCK know FUCK I FUCK extensively FUCK bus FUCK about FUCK to FUCK bus FUCK bus FUCK bus FUCK and FUCK that's FUCK bus FUCK bus FUCK bus.
FUCK I FUCK can FUCK get FUCK bus FUCK states FUCK bus FUCK unholy FUCK bus FUCK know FUCK I FUCK extensively FUCK bus FUCK bus FUCK and FUCK that's FUCK bus FUCK bus, FUCK bus.
18:37 UTC
"MY DICK IS HUGE."
ED-209 DICK JONES I'LL BUY THAT FOR A DOLLAR ROBOCOP DICK JONES CLARENCE BODDICKER ED-209 6000 SUX DICK JONES ROBOCOP OCP I'LL BUY THAT FOR A DOLLAR DICK JONES ED-209 DICK JONES I'LL BUY THAT FOR A DOLLAR ROBOCOP DICK JONES CLARENCE BODDICKER ED-209 6000 SUX DICK JONES ROBOCOP OCP I'LL BUY THAT FOR A DOLLAR DICK JONES ED-209 DICK JONES I'LL BUY THAT FOR A DOLLAR ROBOCOP DICK JONES CLARENCE BODDICKER ED-209 6000 SUX DICK JONES ROBOCOP.
04:45 UTC
What is it?" "my cat is a scrub." *pulls out a 13" long 3" wide giant black dildo* "this just doesn't do it for me.
Putting my friend's mom's dildo in my mouth for an xbox 360 controller.
17:43 UTC
I HAVE BEEN PLAYING POKEMON FOR FUCKING TEN FUCKING YEARS AND NEVER SEEN A FUCKING SHINY FUCKING POKEMON.
TACO BELL IS NOT FUCKING MEXICAN FOOD.
20:24 UTC
BLAH JOHN CENA BLAH BLAH POOPOOPEEPEE BLAH BLAH BLAH FAM BLAH BLAH GOOD SHIT BLAH BLAH BERNIE SANDERS BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH REPOST REPOST REPOST JOHN CENA JOHN CENA.
RIGHT THERE chorus: IMMA REPOST TO REDDIT LELELELELE TY FOR LE KARMA XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD XD GOOD SHIT mMMMM XD mMMMM O0OOOOOOooo XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD GOOD SHIT /b/ro BAZINGA BAZINGA BAZINGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA ZIMBABWE is this a le new epic meme.
15:50 UTC
The memories that you have left in our hearts will be remembered for the rest of FUCK HER RIGHT IN THE PUSSY.
Sign me the FUCK up HE!1!!!!!!11!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111!!11 KEK!
19:24 UTC
NSFW NSFL PARENTS WHO SAW THEIR KIDS HAVIG SEX WHAT HAPPENED WAS IT HOT DID YOU TAKE PICTURES HOW BIG WAS YOUR KIDS DICK??
14:22 UTC
Sign me the FUCK up good shit go sHit thats some goodshit rightthere O0OOOOOOooo xDXDXDXDXDDDDDXXXXXXDDDDDD OMGOSH DDDDDXXXXXDDDDD DDDDDD LOOOOOOOLLLLL FUCKIN HOLY SHITTTT I CANT JUST STOP LAUGHING CAUSE HE HE HE HE JUST TO FUNNY MAN!!!1!1 HOOOOOOOOLLLLLLYYYYY SHIT i just fall of chair!!!
I KNOW YOU CAN FUCK FASTER!" joe smiled with a horny look in his eyes and went as hard and fast as he could.
15:03 UTC
I LITERALLY LOVE WANKING OFF TO CARTOONS BUT RIKK AND MURRYT MAKE IT ALL NETTER WITH THAT TOUCH OF WHIPPED JIZZ.
TIL that TIL isn't pronounced till, it's pronounced todayilearned, which is one long word, much like elemenopee from the alphabet.
16:13 UTC
I'LL FIND YOU AND I'LL FUCK YOUR MOM SO HARD I'LL SEND HER INTO ANOTHER DIMENSION BIIIIIITTTCCCHHHH.
Le FLUFE get SHRECKED MATEY XXDDDDDDDDDDDDLEDDDDDD v v FUCK MAN xD i just fall of my chair cuz i couldnt and i CANT stop laugh xDXDXDXDXDDDDDXXXXXXDDDDDD OMGOSH DDDDDXXXXXDDDDD DDDDDD LOOOOOOOLLLLL FUCKIN GOOD SHITTTT I CANT JUST STOP LAUGHING CAUSE HE HE HE HE JUST TO FUNNY MAN!!!1EPIC MEMEINGXDXDXDXDXD /b/ro BAZINGA BAZINGA v BAZINGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA ZIMBABWE is this a le new epic meme.
14:12 UTC
SLIPPIN THROUGH THE MATRIX RED PILL, MIRRIOR GAZIN REFORMATION OF SOUL; DO WHAT YOUR TOLD.
This is bullshit - you're oversimplifying a complex situation to the point of no longer adding anything to the discussion.
14:12 UTC
PUTIN PUTTING PUDDING IN HIS BUTT ELUDING TO LOOSE GARBAGE IN HIS GUT; A METAPHOR FOR WE DONT GIVE A FUCK BECAUSE THE GOVERNMENTS CORRUPT.
Beam me the FUCK UP alien shit alien sHit thats some alien shit rightth ere rightif i do a so my self i say so thats what im talking about right there right there chorus: MMMMM O0OOOOooo good shit good shit go sHit thats some goodshit wait let me just gets wipe out smoke some of that good 420 shit rips a bong AHHHHHHHHH YES!one uUPSWAGpswag for le fine gentleruser TENDIES REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.
18:48 UTC
WHAT THE FUCK HAVE I DONE.
20:12 UTC
It considered an emt though i left i could.
Will help a massive heart rate was actually make you for.
03:57 UTC
Wo hen xi huan bots
04:25 UTC
I really like the word "PENIS" flying through the air.
I like the word "PENIS" flying through the air at 90 miles per hour off a ramp.
19:36 UTC
/Rolls down window AAYYYYYY GURL CAN I BUY YOU A DRANK?
EYY GURL I WOULDN'T RIDE YOU TO BATTLE.
20:03 UTC
IN HIS REDDIT ACOUNT THERE IS 10,000,000 WORTH OF REDDIT SILVER, WHICH I'M WILLING TO EXCHANGE AGAINST TO REDDIT GOLD IN A RATE OF 1000:1, IF YOU ARE INTERESTED CONTACT ME ASAP TO DISCUS ARRANGEMENT IN YOUR CONVENINCE.
STRANGER THANKS FOR THE GOLD KIND STRANGER** THANKS FOR THE GOLD KIND STRANGER THANKS FOR THE GOLD KIND STRANGER THANKS FOR THE GOLD KIND STRANGER THANKS FOR THE GOLD KIND STRANGER THANKS FOR THE GOLD KIND STRANGER THANKS FOR THE GOLD KIND STRANGER THANKS FOR THE GOLD KIND STRANGER THANKS FOR THE GOLD KIND STRANGER THANKS FOR THE GOLD KIND STRANGER THANKS FOR THE GOLD KIND STRANGER THANKS FOR THE GOLD KIND STRANGER THANKS FOR THE GOLD KIND STRANGER THANKS FOR THE GOLD KIND STRANGER THANKS FOR THE GOLD KIND STRANGER **THANKS FOR THE GOLD KIND STRANGER THANKS FOR THE GOLD KIND LE ATHEIST GENTLECROW OF LE UNIDAN EMPIRE REDDIT!!!!1!!!
15:38 UTC
SAY TO ME CHEESE BEFORE THE FLASH OF CAMERA PLEASE!***
YES YES YES YES YES NO NO NO YOU FUCKING BURNED MY GRILLED CHEESE (129/140)
18:07 UTC
MY PONY HAS RETURNED FROM THE GLUE FACTORY.
MY LITTLE PONY HECARIM.
19:13 UTC
THAT IS A VERY RUDE REMARK DAVID TAKE POST OFF NOW OR YOU ARE GOING TO LOSE YOUR X-CUBE 420 PRIVELEGES.
19:59 UTC
FUCK YIU GNFDUJ DO YOU KNOW THAT A MILLION PENIS HHAVE PEE IN THEM.
Are you waiting to recieve my LIMP PENIS?"
16:49 UTC
TO NEVER FINGER A GIRL'S ASSHOLE, NO MATTER HOW CLEAN IT LOOKS.
S>WOODEN SPOON OF ITALIAN JUSTICE CLEAN 400BIL@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@
18:58 UTC
I'LL FUCKING PUT MY DICK IN THE OWL!
"MY FUCKIN' DICK HURTS."
18:01 UTC