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Guardiola since ETH got sacked

0 Comments
2024/12/02
14:27 UTC

2

Why is Penaldo jerking to Miss her bees? Is he gay?

2 Comments
2024/12/02
14:24 UTC

2

Today I feel like abusing vulnerable workers

0 Comments
2024/12/02
14:19 UTC

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Pep if he was showing Anfield how many breaches of FFP city has:

1 Comment
2024/12/02
13:55 UTC

4

Savinho is still looking to get off the mark for City.

3 Comments
2024/12/02
13:52 UTC

62

When you dedicate your life and career to circlejerking

2 Comments
2024/12/02
13:18 UTC

15

Is Flick the anti Xavi?

1 Comment
2024/12/02
13:16 UTC

10

Which one of you posted this?

1 Comment
2024/12/02
12:44 UTC

138

Aight, which player do we want to see divorce his wife next?

14 Comments
2024/12/02
12:41 UTC

9

I finally googled benzema 15 😛

3 Comments
2024/12/02
11:56 UTC

9

Why isn't Lionel Messi in jail?

I was over on this obscure football sub called r/realmadrid where they keep saying that there is only 1 GOAT and it is actually a camel. They say Pessi is a criminal who robbed this camel and stole away his life.

If this is true, why is Pessi still playing football and not in jail? The camel is a big symbol of Saudi and Saudis are the king of the footballs!😡

Also I don't know much about this "Real Madrid", but according to their sub, it seems they are a very underdog club that life is unfair for. The whole world must be out to get them. Maybe that's why they must say they are "REAL", because everybody is doubting this club. I hope 1 day they will have a goat and win a big trophy 🙏

3 Comments
2024/12/02
11:55 UTC

9

Is he trying to tell us something?

Title.

2 Comments
2024/12/02
11:53 UTC

422

MY COW (FOUND ON FACEBOOK)

16 Comments
2024/12/02
11:32 UTC

61

Enough is enough they need a new sponsor

2 Comments
2024/12/02
11:22 UTC

792

Ten Hag finally getting the recognition he deserves

42 Comments
2024/12/02
11:11 UTC

349

Who's getting the best head?😏

39 Comments
2024/12/02
11:08 UTC

23

Good times are coming in 2025

5 Comments
2024/12/02
09:56 UTC

673

Pep Guardiola after loosing to Nottingham Forest

24 Comments
2024/12/02
09:18 UTC

24

Least plastic Manchester blues fan

6 Comments
2024/12/02
09:06 UTC

316

Pep in the dressing room

14 Comments
2024/12/02
08:58 UTC

421

the real circlejerk

61 Comments
2024/12/02
08:34 UTC

24

Game recognizes game

4 Comments
2024/12/02
08:24 UTC

641

pep's unsackable

4 Comments
2024/12/02
08:09 UTC

15

Ancelotti plotting Vini as False 9..

Meanwhile..

0 Comments
2024/12/02
07:39 UTC

5

Very kind of Pep to acknowledge Liverpool's 6 European Cups/Champions Leagues this morning.

And people are saying Pep is a bad loser.

2 Comments
2024/12/02
07:29 UTC

177

Why're they back from dead? Are they Undertaker?

2 Comments
2024/12/02
07:21 UTC

59

Plato never misses

0 Comments
2024/12/02
07:00 UTC

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Why am I not hearing a peep from this? Imagine the amount of content it would've generated if it were Real smh

4 Comments
2024/12/02
06:53 UTC

86

Atleast they are humble

0 Comments
2024/12/02
06:51 UTC

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