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Should the Wisconsin Badgers Football team create a foot fetish account on Onlyfans to raise money for a new QB’s NIL deal?

The post is pretty much just the title. I’m curious if the university is looking into this because of reports of how much money Onlyfans actresses have made each month. If one girl can make over a million dollars a month, perhaps uploading feet pictures (for the players’ anonymity) behind a paywall on a gay foot fetish site could generate enough revenue for us to pick up a young prospect within the next year or two. As a freshman at the university I really hope to see the team improve and I think firing Phil Longo was a good first move, but now we need to take a look at the players. Braedyn Locke isn’t fit to play college football and I don’t like seeing him on the team. If the whole roster of the football team split up and made their own accounts across different sites, I’m wondering if they could pool their money together to make something good happen.

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2024/11/18
18:38 UTC

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Can we start calling Penn States inability to beat top 10 teams “Sandusky’s Curse”

Like the curse of the bambino, but, ya know…

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2024/11/05
18:17 UTC

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Ngl… the more I watch these teams… the more I think miami can compete with anyone in the country

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2024/11/05
16:15 UTC

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G5 teams should get 6 playoff spots

I mean, it's completely unfair how these smaller programs consistently get overlooked in favor of traditional powerhouses when they're obviously just as good. The only way to combat this bias is to ensure they're equally represented in the playoff with 6 automatic bids.

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2024/10/28
01:17 UTC

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DAE drink during the game last night? My liver's not going to make it through the rest of the season 😂

I am an alcoholic

2 Comments
2024/10/27
15:31 UTC

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DAE Want wholesome war criminal academies to be undefeated 11-0 when they play???

I love the troops and mediocre triple option football btw

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2024/10/26
17:45 UTC

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Outjerked by r/fsusports

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2024/10/24
16:52 UTC

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Which player from your rival team would you want to fuck your wife?

I typically hate everyone that has played at Alabama. However, watching Derrick Henry his Heisman season was special. His extra gear and his ability to take over games in the 4th quarter made him so much fun to watch for me. I couldn't stop fantasizing about him fucking my wife.

Do you have anyone like that from your rival team?

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2024/10/16
23:27 UTC

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Why did Notre Dame hire an extra from Empire to be their head coach?

Too busy trying to look stoic on the sidelines they lose to a MAC team. Notre Dame should go back to what they do best. I-formation, raggedy looking old guy running the helm. None of this “air raid” bullshit unless you’re wearing the Kelly Greens

3 Comments
2024/10/01
16:25 UTC

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Beck letting his dick hang early. I like it.

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2024/09/29
00:10 UTC

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