Be the A's owner. Claim publicly you want to stay in the city where you bought team. Privately start looking to move the team somewhere else. Find a city that is willing to use public funds to build a new stadium. Move to that city to use tax payer money to line your own pockets. Have little to no personal connection to the city you move to so it looks like you don't care about their community. Be Charles Finley.

Picture of John Fisher for scale.

I WILL START: TRASH CANS 🗑️

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Despite an injury-shortened season Javy Baez, a former World Series champion, had led the Tigers to the promised land with a robust OPS of .516 and accumulating -1.1 WAR in just 80 games.

Can't wait to see what this team is capable of whenever he makes his return.

Thank you for giving us the last 2 decades of Oakland A’s baseball! We owe you so much for all of the great memories. Thank you for giving us such an amazing send off yesterday as we move on to greener pastures. It was all happy tears and truly important moment in Oakland history. You are a history maker. Now we wish you the best of luck in your future endeavors, with this incredible opportunity to play at Sutter Health Park in California’s historic capital Sacramento, and America’s most amazing and authentic city, Las Vegas! We understand that what’s most important for the A’s is to make this business profitable and as valuable as possible before you honor our wishes and SELL the team! In the meantime thank you for giving the staff of coliseum some well earned time off, and thank you for getting us out of the worst stadium in baseball. We are eternally grateful for all you do for A’s fans, the organization and the game of baseball as a whole!

They used to be in Philly apparently.