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Entirety of Islanders come out less than a month after hosting their Pride night.

1 Comment
2025/02/03
03:39 UTC

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Demidov

I'm not gay but I love Ivan Demidov, he has such a kind and innocent face, if we met we'd just be 2 guys chilling. I'd want to teach him how to speak english so we could talk to each other properly. I'd be there for him after home games, I'd love to see him all sweaty and dripping after he comes home before leaving again on the road, when our bond is really strong i'd beg him not to take a shower after the game so I could just hear him in the background, taking a shower in our condo fantasizing about what that 6'1, nearly 200 pounds frame could do while watching his highlights. Then i'd take the role of an encouraging girlfriend and say "You did such a nice pass there" but holding back to kiss him, I don't think we l'd ever have sex but if he wishes, who am I to say no? Amyway, when he eventually either resign in the States and has to drop the excuse of just being roomate, the choice would be so devastating... please take me with you..

3 Comments
2025/01/31
17:50 UTC

465

Yeti workers going to work tomorrow

17 Comments
2025/01/30
02:22 UTC

67

What are your thoughts on the IIHF just announcing they have banned the USA from all future competitions, immediately due to international aggression from the new administration?

Just a reminder, check what sub you're in

16 Comments
2025/01/29
06:25 UTC

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Is this legal (I think it is)

3 Comments
2025/01/26
21:55 UTC

73

Cale Makar now has 56 points. Hughes has 54. Hughes had a 1 point lead on Makar on January 25th. Hughes is unable to maintain his lead in points amongst defensemen for more than 24 hours.

35 Comments
2025/01/26
20:48 UTC

18

I’ve played these games before.

2 Comments
2025/01/23
04:07 UTC

253

Outsoaked by Mormons

I guess I forgot that hockey's not a joke

75 Comments
2025/01/22
16:42 UTC

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Prison HC

What’s the best NHL roster you can assemble using players accused of crimes?

RW: Dino Ciccarelli, rape

LW: Dany Heatley, vehicular homicide

C: Wayne Gretzky, illegal gambling

RD: Slava Voynov, domestic abuse

LD: Scott Stevens, rape

G: Ed Belfour, resisting arrest

23 Comments
2025/01/19
06:58 UTC

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Just hours after he gave them a rousing pregame speech, Kevin Bieksa refers to the Canmore Eagles as “Camrose”. How bedarded is he?

4 Comments
2025/01/19
04:58 UTC

6

Coming live from Denver, New Jersey

1 Comment
2025/01/16
16:03 UTC

5

HOCKEY ON FILM

0 Comments
2025/01/15
05:06 UTC

107

What's the whitest name in the NHL?

Chandler Stephenson? Garnet Hathaway? Or drake barherson?

338 Comments
2025/01/13
00:43 UTC

36

Hey do you have a kids menu? 🍟

2 Comments
2025/01/10
23:59 UTC

97

DIG. THE. FUCK. IN

4 Comments
2025/01/08
17:47 UTC

1

Vent

You all think it’s a big joke? Blackhawks losing in every winter classic they’ve appeared in. Well let me tell you, I have grown to love the pain. I harness it. I turn on the tv to watch my favorite team “play,” and I bathe in their suck. It flows through me: Our top line makes the worst play you’ve ever seen, all while broadcast Nationally - my heartbeat quickens, my pupils dilate. Yes Jones, bearer of dreams, turn over the puck for the 10th time this period while getting paid the same amount as Kucherov, Brayden Point, Mark Stone and Vasilevskiy; I’m erect. Another winter classic? Tickets are in the thousands? I go to see it in person, cold, wet, feverish from the chanting Blues fans counting off their sixth goal. My doctors tell me I should stop, maybe find another team that isn’t so heartbreakingly terrible, maybe root for someone safe like The Rangers or Ottawa, real contenders. But I can’t escape it. I grasp my Patrick Kane body pillow, now emblazoned with a Detroit Red Wings jersey - No, I won’t stop the pain, I can’t stop it. I am one with it. I cry into my official dynasty blanket.

0 Comments
2025/01/07
22:18 UTC

7

hawk trouba

and elbow that thang

1 Comment
2025/01/06
03:25 UTC

36

Wow he looks so handsome 🫦

1 Comment
2025/01/05
20:17 UTC

7

[Friedman] Jonathan Toews announces potential NHL return; Cites his strong support system as the driving force behind his change of heart.

12 Comments
2025/01/05
06:25 UTC

68

Worst WJC team, no question

10 Comments
2025/01/03
03:17 UTC

11 Comments
2024/12/31
21:35 UTC

20

Nailed it

7 Comments
2024/12/28
04:47 UTC

122

Close enough, welcome back Liam Payne. I loved Best Song Ever.

1 Comment
2024/12/27
06:55 UTC

46

What does this mean for his PWHL career?

1 Comment
2024/12/13
16:19 UTC

58

Definitive proof that the Winnipeg Jets are a terrorist cell that was formed to honour and perpetuate the ideologies and dogmatic principles of bin laden

4 Comments
2024/12/07
06:22 UTC

220

Jacob Trouba when he finds out you can stay married to someone even if you don’t sleep in the same bed every night

9 Comments
2024/12/07
04:48 UTC

7

Top notch announcer

3 Comments
2024/11/30
05:14 UTC

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