/r/mallninjashit

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A sub for all the over-the-top mall ninja knives and other gear found everywhere from gas stations and truck stops to dusty basements. Post your own, or share mall ninja kit you find in the wild.

  1. Posts must be on topic
  2. No political posts/bickering
  3. Follow Reddit sitewide conduct rules
  4. No spam/reposts
  5. Don't be an ass
  6. No sales posts without prior approval
  7. Remove any identifying personal info
  8. No obvious cosplay weapons
  9. Please note the rules are currently undergoing revision, and may experience minor tweaks as needed. All posts and comments are subject to moderator discretion. Accounts must be older than 30 days and have a combined karma exceeding 8,000 in order to post.

    Other subs to enjoy which may or may not be in any way related to us

    /r/Firearms

    /r/knifeclub

    /r/myog

    /r/ZAWeapons

    /r/tacticool

    /r/knives

    /r/mallninjashit

    393,833 Subscribers

    140

    It’s only $25 too.

    24 Comments
    2025/01/27
    02:52 UTC

    2,823

    Thought this belonged here

    168 Comments
    2025/01/26
    21:32 UTC

    84

    3d printed ninja

    8 Comments
    2025/01/24
    18:36 UTC

    122

    This one has the look.

    34 Comments
    2025/01/23
    15:56 UTC

    270

    Just felt right.

    6 Comments
    2025/01/23
    01:14 UTC

    631

    Someone posted this in r/mesoamerica because they unironically thought it could have some pre-columbian heritage.

    52 Comments
    2025/01/22
    14:03 UTC

    401

    K-tana

    When they ask you who was right in ww2, you say yes.

    44 Comments
    2025/01/21
    15:34 UTC

    365

    Got this as a gift today.

    65 Comments
    2025/01/20
    23:05 UTC

    542

    mall ninja in action

    36 Comments
    2025/01/20
    10:50 UTC

    18

    Joex test on Messerfieber "pig sticker"

    Breaks pretty fast when chopping at a car (12:02)

    0 Comments
    2025/01/19
    08:33 UTC

    769

    Is a double shoulder holster "mall ninja"?

    124 Comments
    2025/01/14
    13:51 UTC

    249

    Old rad cleaver.

    42 Comments
    2025/01/12
    05:07 UTC

    2,986

    for when you have your hands full and someone talks shit about your waifu t-shirt

    96 Comments
    2025/01/11
    09:52 UTC

    789

    Should I get this for my gunmetal grey Tacoma TRD or will it clash with my flag decal that covers my rear window?

    91 Comments
    2025/01/09
    05:00 UTC

    1,126

    This nonsense my mom confiscated from me when I was a teen

    My mom has been doing some deep cleaning and found this beautiful monstrosity she confiscated from me almost 15 years ago

    51 Comments
    2025/01/08
    06:05 UTC

    3,406

    A real mallninja

    160 Comments
    2025/01/07
    10:38 UTC

    338

    M48 apocalypse survival spear

    46 Comments
    2025/01/06
    20:54 UTC

    544

    To bring 3 samurai swords through TSA security.

    49 Comments
    2025/01/04
    00:47 UTC

    2,696

    Knife laws make germans design some real mall ninja shit

    178 Comments
    2025/01/03
    20:29 UTC

    146

    Behold the Edgelord

    9 Comments
    2025/01/03
    17:52 UTC

    98

    Just a few knives from my local gas station.

    16 Comments
    2025/01/01
    00:05 UTC

    830

    Joker-themed knife bought from a kiosk at the mall.

    41 Comments
    2024/12/31
    22:04 UTC

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