As seen at Thanksgivingween dinner

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Does anyone remember the strongbad email where theres a math question that goes sort of like:

If 2 trains are going under a bridge at 15mph how long will it take them to get to poughkeepsie ..

(In the voice of strongbad)

I made for myself a diploma from Crazy go nuts university!

Don't waste away your thanksgiving watching football games, that's lame!

Y'know what ain't lame? The cool, Bubs endorsed way is the best and most optimized way to spend your thanksgiving that you will remember for years.

You should spend your thanksgiving eating the new time limited Turkey Flavour variant of Bubs' Microwave Micropizzas instead of eating actual turkey, you should watch funny clips on the "Da Clipz" section of Bubs' Home Page (Bubs' Affordable Internet Service 28k super fast service for internet addicts is recommended for fast video loading) instead of watching the same repetitive Macy's parade, arguing and raging at random strangers from around the country in Bubs' Message Board instead of arguing and raging at family and reading sport scores of past NFL thanksgiving games on Bubs' Home Page's sports section instead of watching actual thanksgiving football.

That's the Bubs' endorsed way to spend your thanksgiving and that's how Coach Z also spent his thanksgiving last year due to him being blacklisted by his entire family.

"I didn't waste my thanksgiving away" -Coach Z

Do you know about all these websites that claim to be "the home page" of the internet? Such as Altavista, AOL, MSN, Yahoo, all of these are clearly baby sites while the one and only internet home page will always be Bubs' Home Page.

Bubs' Home Page is the true home page of the internet, it is ultimate digital hub, where the world wide web truly begins! It has and you can do everything, from reading the misleading home page articles which contain all kinds of grammar and spelling errors, to Bubs' free e-mail addresses, to using a patented top-of-the-line "se-arch" engine to find what you want, to reading the daily jokes, to suscribin' to the "Bubs' Weekly" weekly e-mail spam newsletter filled with useless trivia, "the word of the day" and sponsored ads, to baseball scores, to online radio, to message board forums with a thriving community where everyone hates each other and where everyone has anger issues, to recipes poorly regurgitated and poorly transcribed from bad local cooking shows, to free interactive on line computer games to play with people from around and outside the country, to a free encyclopedia with almost two jillion articles, to patented top-of-the-line "personalized" horoscopes, to a dictionary, to an extensive almost infinite online store with billions of "midly used" items, to listening to the Real Player-powered 11 second long album previews before you decide to buy them, to free "Bubs' Home Page" themed computer wallpapers and Windows 98 themes, to a fully stocked "mug shot gallery" featuring the world's worst criminal mugshots for your viewing pleasure where most of the mugshots are of Coach Z, to special software that prevents you from setting your home page to any other sites than Bubs' Home Page, to reading all kinds of books summaries on Bubs' Great Reads from children's picture books to ummaries for the latest quantum metaphysics papers.

And all of the activities that i mentioned on this post are just the beginning of what you can on Bubs' Home Page, and this isn't an advertisement because Bubs isn't even paying to write this, and if you love Bubs' Home Page and want it to load faster you should replace your old boring internet provider with Bubs' Affordable Internet Service which is the most affordable one around the entire country with the 9k baud servive just costing 0.30 cents/minute (For comparison, Prodigy's 9k baud service costs $2.45/minute) and the "Ultra fast" 28k baud service for internet addicts being at just $11.50/minute, so, don't even give it a second tought and change your browser's home page to Bubs' Home Page and your internet service provider to Bubs' Affordable Internet Service.

https://youtu.be/kxynianWFqI?si=cZC2sS8untjbsOzL

Did a not terrible TGS voice too.