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I couldn't speak because I was clot up in emotion

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Ancient generals tend to Babyl on

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How do you tell the sex of an ant?

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Time to stop buttering her up

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Feedback

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Got the basics covered

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He might be a Bible thumper

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Four inch door hinge

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I hate traffic jams, and prefer strawberry

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A man and a woman of culture

They found himalayan in the ice

He was in nerve-ana

She did say yes

He'll have to watch out for bounty hunters

Nailed it

I really kneaded this

Someone get Unclaimed Luggage please

Is that why they're called PENguins?

I cheddared the World and the seven Bries

…but this car wash is “touch free.”

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A priest got caught abusing the alter boys and the judge told him he had to change careers. “I’m way ahead of you your honor, I got a job at a car wash.” “How is that better, isn’t there lots of young boys working at a car wash?”  Yes judge…

He's had an out-of-body experience

<div class="md"><p>Polish it off.</p>
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What do you do when you spill half a bottle of Jack Daniel’s on your good shoes?

Maybe not then

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I'm not eating this no matter how you slice it

This doesn't look very mature

This is a joke my gram would like

It's a rare catch

No eggsplanation necessary

They'll gladly give you a lift

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A priest got caught abusing the alter boys and the judge told him he had to change careers. “I’m way ahead of you your honor, I got a job at a car wash.” “How is that better, isn’t there lots of young boys working at a car wash?” Yes judge…

What do you do when you spill half a bottle of Jack Daniel’s on your good shoes?