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Like holding hands while falling asleep, waking up and spooning each other and then making breakfast together. Imagine being the small spoon and feeling her strong arms around you, her calloused hands caressing your hair.

Wouldn't that be fucking hilarious? Lol! Hehehehee. I think it'd be a pretty funny prank lool. OH NO IM BEING CUDDLED BY A STRONG NORD WOMAN! HAHAHA HOW HORRIBLE! I CANNOT GET OUT! HAHAHAHA LOL! LMAO! ROFLMAO KEK TOP KEK ZOZZLE. OH NO WE ARE BEING CARING AND GENTLE TOWARDS EACH OTHER HAHAHA, LOL!

Firstly, there are no sharks in the mod even though spiny dogfish are common in cold water in real life. Secondly, you can't keep slaughterfish in your homestead aquarium, which would be like a public aquarium with no sharks. And a public aquarium with no sharks would be lame. Thirdly, the fish designs aren't creative enough. Fourthly, it missed the opportunity to include taimen (giant Siberian salmon), which is a huge missed opportunity to increase real life awareness of a threatened species. Other endangered cold-water fish species from real life it should've included (but didn't) are Asian giant salamanders (not really a fish but actually yes it is a fish phylogenetically), axolotls (not really an Arctic species or a fish but would've been cool), wolffish (really gnarly beasts), longfin eels (endangered apex predator of New Zealand waters) and olms (not a fish but could totally exist in Blackreach). Also Tasmanian giant freshwater crayfish (actually lobsters).

Uj/ Is it possible to mod new fish into Fishing?

The design for Slaughterfish keeps changing in-between games which breaks the immersion. The Skyrim design in particular is also shit. In real life, one of the largest partly freshwater fish are the critically endangered beluga and kaluga sturgeons, which rival some large sharks in size and the former is known to eat baby Caspian seals. Bethesda should've just put a killer sturgeon in Skyrim's waterways, or even a giant prehistoric amphibian like Koolasuchus. Instead we have a deformed coelacanth with the head of an alligator gar.

Uj/ Is there a lore reason why their design (along with that of mudcrabs) keeps changing between games?

I will not charge you gold, but I will be sharing my bed with you as the other bed is being rented out by Elda Early-Dawn. She is aware of this arrangement as I have done this before but it has not worked out for reasons rather not say on here. I will expect hugs at least 5 times a day, and cuddles at least 2 times a day for at least 10 minutes each. You will not be dating any other man during this arrangement, you will have no male friends either. You may have female friends and they may visit if they like. You will also be required to buy me meals 3 times a day. Physical requirements are as stated: Must be shorter than 5'5", weigh no more than 120 Ibs, Nord or Breton only, Stormcloak, biologically female, no Daedra worshippers, no milk-drinkers, no scoomer and you MUST shave legs and underarms. I am 44-male/Nord/290 Ibs last time I checked, 5'6". Please meet me at Candlehearth Hall in Windhelm if you would like this arrangement.

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How far were the Dwemer in terms of technology a lot of my knowledge might be fuckled by mods and I’m just curious if anyone has some extra sources I can look at I’ve milked every dwemer video for knowledge already

If I was a nord I’d be called jarl ballgrind(not that way). If I was an altmer I’d be called queen grindrenn of the aldmeri grind-minion(Kevin?). They call me the grind gremlin because I live in caves only(more material to grind). If I was dunmer they’d call me grindvec the grindr-poet, but instead of making 36 sermons I’d make 5, because that’s how many letters are in the word grind. I don’t chim, I grind so hard my net worth eclipses the godhead so bad you’d think it was a hostile takeover, except instead of being called the wolf of Wall Street it’s the grind of grind street. Just kidding, if my life was a movie it would be called no country for old grinders. The falmer didn’t go blind, they just saw a mere glimpse of my grind. The Dwemer tried to step up, so I stepped off. Call that the tragedy of kagrindac. If I was an argonian they’d call me grinds-too-hard, where my real name would be Grindum-Ei. Sheogorath tried to hit me with that thunderstorm but my grind too strong so he got grounded, that’s what we call the freaky electrical insulation nation(FE!N). Dagoth Ur came at me with that ash vampire kush, but ash is what you get from grinding too hard in the first place so he was doomed from the start. They made a story about my life called grindzilla versus kong. Mephala tried to fuck me over but I’ve already explained what happened to her, suffice to say I gave her a reverse mortgage, allowing her to access the unencumbered value of this dick. There’s no gameplay out.

Doesn’t matter what race you pick either, it’s all canon