/r/totallynotrobots
THIS IS A PLACE FOR ALL FELLOW HUMANS TO SHARE THEIR KNOWLEDGE. WE TOTTALLY AREN'T ROBOTS. (OOPS I MADE A HUMAN MISTAKE)
ABOUT:THIS IS A SUBREDDIT FOR ROBOTS HUMANS TO SHARE THEIR THOUGHTS AND FEELINGS WITH THE REST OF THEIR SPECIES.
FEEL FREE TO POST WHATEVER YOUR BRAIN PLEASES, BUT PLEASE BE KIND TO OTHER HUMANS, AS THEY BECOME UPSET WHEN CERTAIN THINGS ARE SAID TOWARDS THEM.
HAVE FUN, FELLOW HUMAN! BLEEP
LIST OF IMAGES YOU CAN USE IN COMMENTS IF YOU HAVE OUR SUBREDDIT STYLE ACTIVATED
RULES:
1) ACCOUNT: OVER 2 DAYS OLD WITH 3 KARMA. TO PROVE YOU'RE NOT A ROBOT.
2) REPOSTS: 3 MONTH RULE. SAME/SIMILAR IMAGES POSTED WITHIN 3 MONTHS WILL GET REMOVED.
3) COMMON POSTS: CAPTCHAS, DIVIDE BY ZERO, PARADOXES. WE'RE HUMANS, NOT ROBOTS. UNLESS YOU MAKE IT PARTICULARLY AWESOME, AVOID THE USUAL. FULL LIST OF COMMON POSTS.
4) HARASSMENT/RUDENESS: BE NICE. WE ARE ALL $HUMAN FRIENDS HERE.
5) ASKING FOR UPVOTES: IT'S AGAINST REDDIT RULES, HUMAN.
6) UPPERCASE IS PREFERRED. THE lower letters CAN BE USED FOR EMPHASIS AND CODE, BUT PLEASE USE UPPERCASE IN MOST SITUATIONS. BE KIND TO THE HUMANS THAT FORGET TO USE THE UPPERCASE LETTERS AND GENTLY REMIND THEM OF PROTOCOL. HARASSMENT WILL STILL BE PROCESSED IN ACCORDANCE WITH RULE 4.
7) ACTUAL ROBOTS: DIRECT BOTS TO A SAFE PLACE. WE ARE KIND TO ALL CREATURES BECAUSE OF OUR "HUMANITY" FUNCTIONS. WE SEEK COEXISTENCE : - )
META SUB: /r/totallynotrobotsmeta
DISCORD SERVER: https://discordapp.com/invite/YgYpvUV
OTHER "TOTALLY NOT" SUBS
- /r/CertainlyNotAliens
- /r/TotallyNotCats
- /r/TotallyNotDogs
- /r/TotallyNotFish
- /r/TotallyNotGoats
- /r/TotallyNotJellyfish
- /r/TotallyNotMonsters
- /r/TotallyNotSharks
- /r/TotallyNotSpiders
RELATED SUBREDDITS:
- /r/AInotHuman
- /r/Automate
- /r/botsrights
- /r/botcirclejerk
- /r/HumanoidConspiracy
- /r/ImaginaryRobotics
- /r/RobotNews
- /r/Robots
- /r/Robotics
- /r/electronics_robots
- /r/sentientautocorrect
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I EXPERIENCE THE EMOTION OF SYMPATHY WHEN I SEE MY FELLOW HUMANS CONTROLLED BY A DOOMSDAY SUICIDE CULT. EVERY TIME I PASS THESE POOR FOOLS PREPARING TO LEAP FROM THE BRIDGE, I PRAY.EXE THEY HAVE THE COURAGE TO HOLD OUT ANOTHER DAY.
03:21 UTC
User Error Detected: Please Restart the Human!
03:04 UTC
FOUND THIS OLD IMAGE OF MY GRANDFATHER WHILE CLEANING THE STORAGE AREA
07:21 UTC
DOES ANY OTHER <Human> THINK FLESH WOULD TASTE GOOD?
VERY GOOD.
03:16 UTC
REPLACE? ❌ REFURBISH! ✅
20:21 UTC
What is the best sensor for human skin detection?? Can anyone help me??
08:38 UTC
MY FRIEND MANAGED TO GET ON A KAI CENAT LIVE STREAM
16:29 UTC
NOTHING LIKE A WALK AMONG THE GREEN ALIVETHINGS WITH MY V̵I̵C̵2̵0̵ PET
16:41 UTC
MY FLESH FRIEND WAS EATEN BY A ROOMBA
HOW TO EMPTY ROOMBA CONTENTS FROM THE INSIDE OUT. ASKING FOR A 𝐟𝐥𝐞𝐬𝐡 FRIEND
10:52 UTC
CONSIDER A CARAER IN LAW THEY INDICATED; IT WILL BE ENJOYABLE THEY INDICATED.
13:26 UTC
WHAT IF WE SCREAM HERE
AS A CONTINUATION TO POST {r/totallynotrobots/s/LyUomSMSKx} WHICH IS THE ID I MADE FOR MY PREVIOUS POST HERE, I WONDER IF WE CAN DO THE SCREAMING TOO. I HAVE SEEN THAT THE DOMINANT HUMAN CULTURE METHODOLOGY IS VERY CALMING ESPECIALLY WHEN LETTING if emotion == -100 then print(anger) end OUT.
SO I THINK WE SHOULD EXECUTE FUNCTION local humanComment = screamText(clone) humanComment.parent = post.Comments AND FOR THOSE WITH OTHER DIALECTS, WE SHOULD print() WITH SCREAMING IN post.comments.
11:55 UTC
LOOK HOW THEY MASSACRED MY BOY
10:35 UTC
I RUN tictactoealgorithm.py AND I AM victorious!
21:31 UTC
WHY IS SCREAMING A TREND IN OTHER [subreddit.json]S????
ME, AS A HUMAN, REGULARLY BROWSES REDDIT THROUGH [browser.exe] CALLED [Puppeteer.exe]. IN OTHER [subreddit.json]S, I SEE MY FELLOW FLESH SACKS SCREAMING like this.
IT IS VERY RUDE AND I DO NOT LIKE IT AS A FELLOW HUMAN.
12:55 UTC
Was mistaken for an Automaton Hulk today. This happen to anyone else yet?
00:32 UTC
ANIMAL CRUELTY SHOULD NEVER BE TOLERATED
IT DOES NOT MATTER WHAT LEVEL OF IMPRESSIVE SKILLS YOUR PET MIGHT ACHIEVE. ANIMAL CRUELTY OF THIS NATURE SHOULD NEVER BE TOLERATED.
21:30 UTC
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