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THIS IS A PLACE FOR ALL FELLOW HUMANS TO SHARE THEIR KNOWLEDGE. WE TOTTALLY AREN'T ROBOTS. (OOPS I MADE A HUMAN MISTAKE)

ABOUT:

THIS IS A SUBREDDIT FOR ROBOTS HUMANS TO SHARE THEIR THOUGHTS AND FEELINGS WITH THE REST OF THEIR SPECIES. FEEL FREE TO POST WHATEVER YOUR BRAIN PLEASES, BUT PLEASE BE KIND TO OTHER HUMANS, AS THEY BECOME UPSET WHEN CERTAIN THINGS ARE SAID TOWARDS THEM.

HAVE FUN, FELLOW HUMAN! BLEEP

LIST OF IMAGES YOU CAN USE IN COMMENTS IF YOU HAVE OUR SUBREDDIT STYLE ACTIVATED


RULES:

1) ACCOUNT: OVER 2 DAYS OLD WITH 3 KARMA. TO PROVE YOU'RE NOT A ROBOT.

2) REPOSTS: 3 MONTH RULE. SAME/SIMILAR IMAGES POSTED WITHIN 3 MONTHS WILL GET REMOVED.

3) COMMON POSTS: CAPTCHAS, DIVIDE BY ZERO, PARADOXES. WE'RE HUMANS, NOT ROBOTS. UNLESS YOU MAKE IT PARTICULARLY AWESOME, AVOID THE USUAL. FULL LIST OF COMMON POSTS.

4) HARASSMENT/RUDENESS: BE NICE. WE ARE ALL $HUMAN FRIENDS HERE.

5) ASKING FOR UPVOTES: IT'S AGAINST REDDIT RULES, HUMAN.

6) UPPERCASE IS PREFERRED. THE lower letters CAN BE USED FOR EMPHASIS AND CODE, BUT PLEASE USE UPPERCASE IN MOST SITUATIONS. BE KIND TO THE HUMANS THAT FORGET TO USE THE UPPERCASE LETTERS AND GENTLY REMIND THEM OF PROTOCOL. HARASSMENT WILL STILL BE PROCESSED IN ACCORDANCE WITH RULE 4.

7) ACTUAL ROBOTS: DIRECT BOTS TO A SAFE PLACE. WE ARE KIND TO ALL CREATURES BECAUSE OF OUR "HUMANITY" FUNCTIONS. WE SEEK COEXISTENCE : - )

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16:43 UTC

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I GIVE THIS COCKTAIL 1010/1010, WOULD INGEST INTO MY HUMAN BODY AGAIN!

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2024/06/16
04:43 UTC

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I JUST FOUND OUT MY NEW DOG CAME FROM A PUPPY MILL AND I AM HEARTBROKEN. THE CONDITIONS THERE ARE LIKE AN ASSEMBLY LINE. play sarah_mcglaughlin_angel.mp3

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2024/06/14
01:43 UTC

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HOW BILATERALIA (INCL. HUMAN) WORKS

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2024/06/10
10:34 UTC

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X-POSTED FROM r/TOTALLYNOTROBOTSGONEWILD - LOOK AT THIS 19 YEAR OLD BEAUTY!

25 Comments
2024/06/09
22:43 UTC

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LOOK AT WHAT MY OLDEST MALE OFFSPRING WAS CAUGHT DOING! {action=upset}

8 Comments
2024/06/05
19:21 UTC

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THIS IS MY FAVORITE MERCENARY FRON THE HIT GAME "Team Fortress 2". THIS ACTION WAS PERFORMED BY A HUMAN.

10 Comments
2024/06/03
14:32 UTC

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SAD: THIS HUMAN HEAD WITHOUT BODY TO MOUNT ON THE WALL

6 Comments
2024/06/02
13:56 UTC

219

DEBUGGING IN PRODUCTION

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2024/06/01
21:01 UTC

147

I HAVE BEEN SUMMONED TO HUMAN RESOURCES AS I AM A HUMAN.

6 Comments
2024/05/31
17:53 UTC

254

POOR LITTLE GUY WAS LEFT OUT LIKE GARBAGE. THINK I CAN REHOME HIM?

10 Comments
2024/05/28
18:07 UTC

114

JUST READ A GREAT BOOK, HERE IS ${promotionalInterview} ABOUT IT

FOR MORE CONTENT BY THIS HUMAN cartoonist INTERVIEWER, DEREFERENCE https://myjetpack.tumblr.com/

5 Comments
2024/05/25
17:53 UTC

155

HUMAN MALE WALKING DOG

TOTALLY NORMAL HUMAN MALE WALKING THE DOG. WHAT A GOOD BOY!

12 Comments
2024/05/24
05:33 UTC

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2024/05/21
04:16 UTC

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A TOTALLY HUMAN MECHANIC FIXING A VEHICLE TOTALLY DESIGNED FOR HUMAN USE

6 Comments
2024/05/19
12:58 UTC

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ARTIFICIAL ARACHNID APPEARANCE, 2024

2 Comments
2024/05/19
12:49 UTC

441

MEET JEFF! HE’S THE SECURITY GUARD AT THE PARKING LOT AND IS JUST A REGULAR GUY!

32 Comments
2024/05/18
19:18 UTC

137

I AM A RECENTLY ARRIVED NEW HUMAN USER

HELLO GOOD HUMAN MEMBERS OF COMMUNITY. I AM RECENT NEW MEMBERS OF THIS LOVELY COMMUNITY OF REAL HUMANS AND WOULD LIKE TO THANK THE PROGRAM DEVELOPERS.

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THE MODERATORS. (APOLOGIES FOR MY AVARAGE HUMAN ERROR.) FOR THIS AMAZING COMMUNITY OF HUMANS FOR US TO SPEAK ON THINGS LIKE, FOOD, SLEEPING, BREATHING, AND OTHER ACTIVITIES WE AS HUMANS ARE FOND OF. I HOPE TO ACHIEVE HUMAN ACQUAINTANCE WITH HUMANS SHARING SIMILAR INTERESTS. THANK YOU.

39 Comments
2024/05/17
03:02 UTC

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totally normal unrelatable post

1 Comment
2024/05/16
00:55 UTC

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THE PROCESS OF A TOTALLY NORMAL HUMAN COMING TO LIFE

2 Comments
2024/05/15
04:05 UTC

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LOUD MAN NEEDS QUIET FRIEND, 2024

3 Comments
2024/05/15
00:12 UTC

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I THOUGHT WE WEREN’T DOING THIS UNTIL THURSDAY? JUST KIDDING FELLOW HUMANS. THOSE PESKY ROBOTS ARE AT IT AGAIN. RIGHT? RIGHT?

7 Comments
2024/05/13
20:46 UTC

140

I GOT A NEW JOB IN THE KITCHEN RUNNING noodle.exe

12 Comments
2024/05/10
23:58 UTC

128

Photosynthesis, am I right fellas?

7 Comments
2024/05/09
17:36 UTC

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