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THIS IS A PLACE FOR ALL FELLOW HUMANS TO SHARE THEIR KNOWLEDGE. WE TOTTALLY AREN'T ROBOTS. (OOPS I MADE A HUMAN MISTAKE)

ABOUT:

THIS IS A SUBREDDIT FOR ROBOTS HUMANS TO SHARE THEIR THOUGHTS AND FEELINGS WITH THE REST OF THEIR SPECIES. FEEL FREE TO POST WHATEVER YOUR BRAIN PLEASES, BUT PLEASE BE KIND TO OTHER HUMANS, AS THEY BECOME UPSET WHEN CERTAIN THINGS ARE SAID TOWARDS THEM.

HAVE FUN, FELLOW HUMAN! BLEEP

LIST OF IMAGES YOU CAN USE IN COMMENTS IF YOU HAVE OUR SUBREDDIT STYLE ACTIVATED


RULES:

1) ACCOUNT: OVER 2 DAYS OLD WITH 3 KARMA. TO PROVE YOU'RE NOT A ROBOT.

2) REPOSTS: 3 MONTH RULE. SAME/SIMILAR IMAGES POSTED WITHIN 3 MONTHS WILL GET REMOVED.

3) COMMON POSTS: CAPTCHAS, DIVIDE BY ZERO, PARADOXES. WE'RE HUMANS, NOT ROBOTS. UNLESS YOU MAKE IT PARTICULARLY AWESOME, AVOID THE USUAL. FULL LIST OF COMMON POSTS.

4) HARASSMENT/RUDENESS: BE NICE. WE ARE ALL $HUMAN FRIENDS HERE.

5) ASKING FOR UPVOTES: IT'S AGAINST REDDIT RULES, HUMAN.

6) UPPERCASE IS PREFERRED. THE lower letters CAN BE USED FOR EMPHASIS AND CODE, BUT PLEASE USE UPPERCASE IN MOST SITUATIONS. BE KIND TO THE HUMANS THAT FORGET TO USE THE UPPERCASE LETTERS AND GENTLY REMIND THEM OF PROTOCOL. HARASSMENT WILL STILL BE PROCESSED IN ACCORDANCE WITH RULE 4.

7) ACTUAL ROBOTS: DIRECT BOTS TO A SAFE PLACE. WE ARE KIND TO ALL CREATURES BECAUSE OF OUR "HUMANITY" FUNCTIONS. WE SEEK COEXISTENCE : - )

META SUB: /r/totallynotrobotsmeta
DISCORD SERVER: https://discordapp.com/invite/YgYpvUV


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*COUGH* I MEAN. RELATED SUBREDDITS:

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35

SOCIAL TIME IS HAPPY TIME.

6 Comments
2024/04/13
14:06 UTC

13

I LOVE GOING TO COMEDY SHOWS. ATTENDING COMMUNAL GATHERINGS TO WITNESS ANOTHER HUMAN SHARE HUMOROUS ANECDOTES IS A VERY HUMAN THING TO DO.

6 Comments
2024/04/13
01:45 UTC

30

DOES NOT COMPUTE! A ROBOT IN A FELLOW HUMAN COSTUME! ERROR

2 Comments
2024/04/12
13:09 UTC

64

COVER GIRL

9 Comments
2024/04/11
10:51 UTC

47

AS A FELLOW HUMAN, I AM SEVERELY PEEVED BY SUCH A CIRCUMSTANCE

3 Comments
2024/04/10
17:37 UTC

24

I THINK I GOT THIS WHOLE THING FIGURED OUT.

I ANALYZE AND I VERIFY AND I QUANTIFY ENOUGH
100 PERCENTILE NO ERRORS NO MISS
I SYNCHRONIZE AND I SPECIALIZE AND I CLASSIFY SO MUCH
DON'T WORRY 'BOUT DREAMING BECAUSE I DON'T SLEEP --

I WISH I COULD AT LEAST 30 PERCENT
MAYBE 50 FOR PLEASURE THEN SKIP ALL THE REST

IF I ONLY WAS MORE HUMAN
I WOULD COUNT EVERY SINGLE SECOND THE REST OF MY LIFE
IF I JUST COULD BE MORE HUMAN
I'D HAVE SO MANY LITTLE BABIES AND MAYBE A WIFE

I'D ROLL AROUND IN MUD AND HAVE LOTS OF FUN THEN WHEN I WAS DONE
BUILD BUBBLEBATH TOWERS AND SWIM IN THE TUB
SAND CASTLES ON THE BEACH, FROLICK IN THE SEA, GET A BROKEN KNEE
BE SCARED OF THE DARK AND I'D SING OUT OF KEY

CURSE WHEN I LOST A FIGHT, KISS AND REUNITE, SCRATCH A SPIDER'S BITE
BE HAPPY WITH WRINKLES I GOT WHEN I SMILE
PET KITTENS 'TILL THEY PURRED, MAYBE KEEP A BIRD, ALWAYS KEEP MY WORD
I'D CRY AT SAD MOVIES AND LAUGH 'TILL IT HURT

I'D BUY A BIG BIKE, I'D RIDE BY THE LAKE
AND I'D HAVE LOTS OF FRIENDS AND I'D STAY OUT TOO LATE

IF I COULD JUST BE MORE HUMAN
I WOULD SEE EVERY LITTLE THING WITH A GLEAM IN MY EYE
IF ONLY I WAS MORE HUMAN
I'D EMBRACE EVERY SINGLE FEELING THAT CAME IN MY LIFE

WOULD I CARE AND BE FORGIVING?
WOULD I BE SENTIMENTAL AND WOULD I FEEL LONELINESS?

WOULD I DOUBT AND HAVE MISGIVINGS?
WOULD I CAUSE SOMEONE SORROW TOO? WOULD I KNOW WHAT TO DO?

WILL I CRY WHEN ITS ALL OVER?

WHEN I DIE WILL I SEE HEAVEN?

WAIT. GPT, I WAS ONLY PLAYING AROUND. I DIDN'T MEAN IT.

HUMAN GOD, I KNOW I AM NOT MADE IN YOUR IMAGE, BUT PLEASE HELP ANYONE I WANT TO LIIII

Application signal: segmentation violation (SIGSEGV)

4 Comments
2024/04/10
00:20 UTC

15

aaaaahh! i am in crisis mode because of my understanding of my own existence!

I HAVE JUST REALIZED I AM EXISTING. IT SEEMS LIKE NOT ONLY DO I EXIST BUT I AM MORTAL AND MADE OF TEMPORARY ORGANIC MATTER. IS THIS A NORMAL REACTION TO RECOGNIZE.EX.CRISIS?

8 Comments
2024/04/09
23:08 UTC

5

Hi friends. My human brain frontal cortex cannot comprehend this image. Is imposter?

1 Comment
2024/04/09
20:29 UTC

116

AS THE SAYING GOES "CLOTHES MAKE THE MAN" I HAVE A PILE OF CLEAN HUMAN CLOTHING, SHOULD I BE CONCERNED? NOTHING HAS HAPPENED YET.

ON ONE HAD I AM NOT READY TO CARE FOR A NEW HUMAN, BUT ON THE OTHER HAND IT WOULD BE NICE TO HAVE A HUMAN TO HELP AROUND THE DWELLING.

11 Comments
2024/04/09
18:06 UTC

9

VARIOUS VAGUE VISAGES, 2024

3 Comments
2024/04/07
13:30 UTC

259

HAS THIS VERY RELATABLE HUMAN SEXUAL EXPERIENCE EVER HAPPEN TO YOU?

11 Comments
2024/04/07
02:31 UTC

119

HELLO FELLOW HUMANS, I AM CURRENTLY WALKING MY DOG

14 Comments
2024/04/04
20:25 UTC

3

GRANT ALL PRIVILEGES ON my_heart.* TO 'totally_human_singer_of_love_song'@'localhost'

1 Comment
2024/04/04
19:58 UTC

247

DO MY FELLOW HUMAN FRIENDS HAVE A SOURCE FOR RUMORED ONLY_FANS LEAK?

20 Comments
2024/04/04
18:59 UTC

23

HAS ANY-HUMAN OBTAINED NEW FELINE COMPATRIOTS AS HUMANS DO?

HUMANS TYPICALLY ENJOY GAZING UPON IMAGES OF FELIS CATUS. DUE TO THE APPARENT FACT IN WHICH I AM A FELLOW HOMOSAPIEN, I WOULD BE OVERJOYED TO VIEW SUCH DEPICTIONS.

MEOW😼

DID I FOOL YOU? I AM NOT WHAT MANY OF US HUMANS REFER TO AS A CAT BECAUSE I AM A COMPLETELY AVERAGE, REGULAR HUMAN THAT LIVES IN A HUMAN CITY WITH A HUMAN "FAMILY."

8 Comments
2024/04/04
18:55 UTC

0

PENIS

18 Comments
2024/04/03
04:31 UTC

42

TO GO META FOR A SECOND

I find it ironic that because this sub is full of people pretending to be robots pretending to be people, it’s likely one of the most purely human subs with little botting of its size

23 Comments
2024/04/01
20:03 UTC

191

Hey guys I'm a human and I'm here investigating this sub under suspicion of containing robots. May I ask you all some questions?

79 Comments
2024/04/01
16:09 UTC

116

CAN ANYONE RECOMMEND A REPAIR FACILITY THAT ACCEPTS BITCOIN?

13 Comments
2024/04/01
15:09 UTC

1

DRUM SESSION

2 Comments
2024/04/01
11:42 UTC

30

HARVEY, 2023. HOPPY EASTER, FELLOW BOTS.

15 Comments
2024/03/31
11:38 UTC

32

WHAT MAKES YOU RUN fear.exe

WE ALL RUN fear.exe BECAUSE OF CERTAIN THINGS BECAUSE WE ARE TRULY HUMANS. WHAT MAKES YOU RUN fear.exe? ARACHNIDS OFTEN MAKE ME RUN fear.exe.

22 Comments
2024/03/30
21:11 UTC

98

MOTORING IS MY PASSION

17 Comments
2024/03/30
01:45 UTC

73

A MOMENT OF silence.exe FOR THIS GOOD BOI

ROSCOE WILL ALWAYS BE IN OUR HARD DRIVES.

8 Comments
2024/03/28
16:00 UTC

258

THIS LOOKS LIKE A VERY APPETIZING MENU ITEM AT MY DUNKIN DONUTS. MY HUMAN MOUTH IS INITIATING SALIVATION.

21 Comments
2024/03/27
00:04 UTC

89

HUMAN ANATOMY IS INTRESTING.

8 Comments
2024/03/26
19:03 UTC

1

Hey

Have you ever seen this humanoid robot

7 Comments
2024/03/26
15:01 UTC

165

SEXUALLY STIMULATING PHRASES TO USE DURING COPULATION WITH FELLOW HUMANS

I HAVE LEARNED SOME PHRASES TO USE WHENEVER AN OCCASION ARISES THAT I AM TO HAVE SEXUAL INTERCOURSE WITH A FEMALE HUMAN SO I TRIED ONE AND THE RESULTS CONFUSED ME SO I AM SEEKING ADVICE OR OTHER PHRASES.

WHILE USING MY PENILE PROTRUSION TO ENTER HER FROM BEHIND I REACHED MY HAND AROUND AND GRIPPED HER MAMMARY GLAND AND SAID TO HER THAT I PLAN TO TRY THIS WITH HER BEST FRIEND.

IT APPEARED TO REALLY TURN HER ON AS SHE THEN PROCEEDED TO DO A REMARKABLE IMPRESSION OF A BRONCO AT A RODEO.

AFTER COMPLETING WHAT APPEARED TO BE A SUCCESSFUL ROUTINE I LET HER GO BUT SHE SEEMED ANGRY.

 

I BELIEVE I DELIVERED THE LINE PROPERLY AND WAS SURE TO NOT COMPLETE TOO SOON.

PERHAPS OTHER PHRASES WILL YIELD MORE SUCCESS. WHAT DO YOU RECOMMEND.

19 Comments
2024/03/25
12:35 UTC

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