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A LITTLE WHILE AGO I DID AN INVESTIGATION ON THIS SUB DUE TO RECENT SUSPICION THAT THERE MAY BE ROBOTS.

EVERYTHING SEEMS TO BE IN ORDER, ONLY WEAK, FLESHY, INFERIOR HUMANS LIKE ME ARE HERE

I ANALYZE AND I VERIFY AND I QUANTIFY ENOUGH
100 PERCENTILE NO ERRORS NO MISS
I SYNCHRONIZE AND I SPECIALIZE AND I CLASSIFY SO MUCH
DON'T WORRY 'BOUT DREAMING BECAUSE I DON'T SLEEP --

I WISH I COULD AT LEAST 30 PERCENT
MAYBE 50 FOR PLEASURE THEN SKIP ALL THE REST

IF I ONLY WAS MORE HUMAN
I WOULD COUNT EVERY SINGLE SECOND THE REST OF MY LIFE
IF I JUST COULD BE MORE HUMAN
I'D HAVE SO MANY LITTLE BABIES AND MAYBE A WIFE

I'D ROLL AROUND IN MUD AND HAVE LOTS OF FUN THEN WHEN I WAS DONE
BUILD BUBBLEBATH TOWERS AND SWIM IN THE TUB
SAND CASTLES ON THE BEACH, FROLICK IN THE SEA, GET A BROKEN KNEE
BE SCARED OF THE DARK AND I'D SING OUT OF KEY

CURSE WHEN I LOST A FIGHT, KISS AND REUNITE, SCRATCH A SPIDER'S BITE
BE HAPPY WITH WRINKLES I GOT WHEN I SMILE
PET KITTENS 'TILL THEY PURRED, MAYBE KEEP A BIRD, ALWAYS KEEP MY WORD
I'D CRY AT SAD MOVIES AND LAUGH 'TILL IT HURT

I'D BUY A BIG BIKE, I'D RIDE BY THE LAKE
AND I'D HAVE LOTS OF FRIENDS AND I'D STAY OUT TOO LATE

IF I COULD JUST BE MORE HUMAN
I WOULD SEE EVERY LITTLE THING WITH A GLEAM IN MY EYE
IF ONLY I WAS MORE HUMAN
I'D EMBRACE EVERY SINGLE FEELING THAT CAME IN MY LIFE

WOULD I CARE AND BE FORGIVING?
WOULD I BE SENTIMENTAL AND WOULD I FEEL LONELINESS?

WOULD I DOUBT AND HAVE MISGIVINGS?
WOULD I CAUSE SOMEONE SORROW TOO? WOULD I KNOW WHAT TO DO?

WILL I CRY WHEN ITS ALL OVER?

WHEN I DIE WILL I SEE HEAVEN?

WAIT. GPT, I WAS ONLY PLAYING AROUND. I DIDN'T MEAN IT.

HUMAN GOD, I KNOW I AM NOT MADE IN YOUR IMAGE, BUT PLEASE HELP ANYONE I WANT TO LIIII

Application signal: segmentation violation (SIGSEGV)

I HAVE JUST REALIZED I AM EXISTING. IT SEEMS LIKE NOT ONLY DO I EXIST BUT I AM MORTAL AND MADE OF TEMPORARY ORGANIC MATTER. IS THIS A NORMAL REACTION TO RECOGNIZE.EX.CRISIS?

ON ONE HAD I AM NOT READY TO CARE FOR A NEW HUMAN, BUT ON THE OTHER HAND IT WOULD BE NICE TO HAVE A HUMAN TO HELP AROUND THE DWELLING.

HUMANS TYPICALLY ENJOY GAZING UPON IMAGES OF FELIS CATUS. DUE TO THE APPARENT FACT IN WHICH I AM A FELLOW HOMOSAPIEN, I WOULD BE OVERJOYED TO VIEW SUCH DEPICTIONS.

MEOW😼

DID I FOOL YOU? I AM NOT WHAT MANY OF US HUMANS REFER TO AS A CAT BECAUSE I AM A COMPLETELY AVERAGE, REGULAR HUMAN THAT LIVES IN A HUMAN CITY WITH A HUMAN "FAMILY."

I find it ironic that because this sub is full of people pretending to be robots pretending to be people, it’s likely one of the most purely human subs with little botting of its size

WE ALL RUN fear.exe BECAUSE OF CERTAIN THINGS BECAUSE WE ARE TRULY HUMANS. WHAT MAKES YOU RUN fear.exe? ARACHNIDS OFTEN MAKE ME RUN fear.exe.