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A place for sharing videos, gifs, and images of plants being jerks.

A place for sharing videos, gifs, and images of plants being jerks.


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  1. Please only post plants being jerks, not animals being jerks.

  2. We're here to have a laugh, please keep posts funny.

  3. Do not post content that is already in the top 50 posts of all time. You can check for reposts from your posts page here. Recent reposts will also be removed. Reposts within 3 months of each other will be removed.

  4. If you submit a post that has already been reposted more than 3 times, your post will get removed.

  5. If your post is NSFW, please label it as such.

  6. Original content and crossposts from other subreddits are welcome, but please no spam. This means no posts promoting a specific website, YouTube channel, blog, subreddit etc. Such posts will be removed and reported.

  7. No memes or comics.

  8. Posts must depict plants actually being jerks. Please do not post plants engaging in normal plant behavior which might simply appeal to humans, do not make posts which require you to add context for the plant behavior to be understood. Moderators will remove such posts at their discretion.

  9. No compilation videos, gifs, pictures, etc.

Moderators reserve the right to remove content they deem harmful to the sub.

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Pony Tail Palm

This is my client's ponytail palm. If you have any idea what is wrong with it, would you please let me know? I know she had an outside for a while, after being inside for months. I'm not sure if the cold weather damaged it? It has a lot of brown leaves around the base and it appears to be white stuff? On the leaves what should I do? Thank you

1 Comment
2024/11/22
18:54 UTC

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Is it too late?

This fiddle leaf fig sits in indirect sunlight for part of the day and is lit with a full spectrum bulb for about 18 hours daily. It was doing fine but suddenly shed a bunch of leaves. Help!

0 Comments
2024/09/26
13:37 UTC

3

What’s going on and how do I fix it please help!

This is the way my plant looks now and it’s been drooping leaves like this since I repotted it. I will say the moisture of the soil I used seemed pretty saturated to my not trained eye - even though I used a good brand. The soil has been noise for like 2 weeks now. It it possible to revive? And how? Please help!

1 Comment
2024/09/26
01:50 UTC

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Do you think there's any way to save this bamboo?

As the title implies - can I save it?
We've had this bamboo for 4 years now.

It came in a flower bundle as a house warming gift - which I believe was potted.

I say that, as my wife has kept it in water, in indirect sunlight for years as it remained happy and grew.

Came back from a 6 week trip and it currently looks like this?

Can I save it? Should I pot it? The water certainly looks like it needs to be changed.

Thanks in advance!

https://preview.redd.it/c5tlblo5ldqd1.jpg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=58f351d77096a1aede85f1094086ef13bc4acf21

https://preview.redd.it/he5h0oo5ldqd1.jpg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b9fd41a4a1a3bf00ff50cd009e4f3982f28d0c10

https://preview.redd.it/gxr5vmo5ldqd1.jpg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=859f418b5d98c28b9c29d13f16ffedcfa4e2b539

0 Comments
2024/09/22
15:02 UTC

5

How to revive this thing!!

Super droopy plant and just not looking too good after I came home from a trip! Halp?

8 Comments
2024/08/24
17:22 UTC

10

Help with my succulent?

I'm not sure why the leaves turn under.. I've repotted this thing before, gave it fresh soil and made sure it has a self draining pot. Maybe not light enough and too much water? Any tips would be appreciated..

4 Comments
2024/07/14
20:43 UTC

2

Help with Frydek

0 Comments
2024/07/10
14:06 UTC

4

How do I get rid of this beast?

This fucker has been trying to take over our yard for years. I have killed it a million times and it keeps coming back. Is hiring a Mac truck to pull it out the only way? Please help me

6 Comments
2024/07/03
15:32 UTC

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Diffenbachia Hates Me

Help? My diffenbachia is a pain in my ass and I can’t figure out what to do with it. Sits in a large north facing window by the kitchen sink. Gets watered when the it’s dry.

7 Comments
2024/06/19
12:59 UTC

6

How do I get rid of False Chamomile? I keep removing them before they flower but they there are 50,000 of them...

0 Comments
2024/06/14
05:41 UTC

3

What's happening here?

This guy is getting crispy in the spots indicated. He's new, and was transplanted a couple weeks ago. He sits in a window that faces south but has a 50% shade covering so I don't think it can be too much sunlight, thought I do live in Arizona. Any thoughts? Would love to get ahead of this before it gets worse.

3 Comments
2024/06/13
01:34 UTC

3

What’s this?

Hi, folks. I’m new to this subreddit, so first of all — hi! 🙏🏻 I’m wondering if anyone can help, please? I bought this Maranta Silver Brand yesterday and noticed these little circular(ish) markings on some of the leaves. Is this something to be concerned about? Any idea what they are? Thanks kindly. 🪴

0 Comments
2024/06/09
14:16 UTC

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White stuff in my navel?

Any idea what this white stuff is in the navel of my navel orange? This is the only one that has it. Still safe to eat?

10 Comments
2024/05/19
19:37 UTC

11

Oh hello Gloria

Who invited you into my indoor houseplant? How did you even get in here? CALL THE BOUNCERS

0 Comments
2024/04/04
16:34 UTC

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Ok, first of all, how dare you??

Last December, this strawberry was full of spider mites and begged for death, so I chucked it in the snow to grant a mercy killing. Gee, guess who's feeling better?

5 Comments
2024/03/22
04:36 UTC

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Need Guidance- Black Velvet

3 Comments
2024/03/17
20:06 UTC

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