/r/PlantsBeingJerks
A place for sharing videos, gifs, and images of plants being jerks.
A place for sharing videos, gifs, and images of plants being jerks.
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Please only post plants being jerks, not animals being jerks.
We're here to have a laugh, please keep posts funny.
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Posts must depict plants actually being jerks. Please do not post plants engaging in normal plant behavior which might simply appeal to humans, do not make posts which require you to add context for the plant behavior to be understood. Moderators will remove such posts at their discretion.
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Is it too late?
This fiddle leaf fig sits in indirect sunlight for part of the day and is lit with a full spectrum bulb for about 18 hours daily. It was doing fine but suddenly shed a bunch of leaves. Help!
13:37 UTC
What’s going on and how do I fix it please help!
This is the way my plant looks now and it’s been drooping leaves like this since I repotted it. I will say the moisture of the soil I used seemed pretty saturated to my not trained eye - even though I used a good brand. The soil has been noise for like 2 weeks now. It it possible to revive? And how? Please help!
01:50 UTC
Do you think there's any way to save this bamboo?
As the title implies - can I save it?
We've had this bamboo for 4 years now.
It came in a flower bundle as a house warming gift - which I believe was potted.
I say that, as my wife has kept it in water, in indirect sunlight for years as it remained happy and grew.
Came back from a 6 week trip and it currently looks like this?
Can I save it? Should I pot it? The water certainly looks like it needs to be changed.
Thanks in advance!
15:02 UTC
How to revive this thing!!
Super droopy plant and just not looking too good after I came home from a trip! Halp?
17:22 UTC
Help with my succulent?
I'm not sure why the leaves turn under.. I've repotted this thing before, gave it fresh soil and made sure it has a self draining pot. Maybe not light enough and too much water? Any tips would be appreciated..
20:43 UTC
Help with Frydek
14:06 UTC
How do I get rid of this beast?
This fucker has been trying to take over our yard for years. I have killed it a million times and it keeps coming back. Is hiring a Mac truck to pull it out the only way? Please help me
15:32 UTC
Diffenbachia Hates Me
Help? My diffenbachia is a pain in my ass and I can’t figure out what to do with it. Sits in a large north facing window by the kitchen sink. Gets watered when the it’s dry.
12:59 UTC
How do I get rid of False Chamomile? I keep removing them before they flower but they there are 50,000 of them...
05:41 UTC
What's happening here?
This guy is getting crispy in the spots indicated. He's new, and was transplanted a couple weeks ago. He sits in a window that faces south but has a 50% shade covering so I don't think it can be too much sunlight, thought I do live in Arizona. Any thoughts? Would love to get ahead of this before it gets worse.
01:34 UTC
What’s this?
Hi, folks. I’m new to this subreddit, so first of all — hi! 🙏🏻 I’m wondering if anyone can help, please? I bought this Maranta Silver Brand yesterday and noticed these little circular(ish) markings on some of the leaves. Is this something to be concerned about? Any idea what they are? Thanks kindly. 🪴
14:16 UTC
White stuff in my navel?
Any idea what this white stuff is in the navel of my navel orange? This is the only one that has it. Still safe to eat?
19:37 UTC
Oh hello Gloria
Who invited you into my indoor houseplant? How did you even get in here? CALL THE BOUNCERS
16:34 UTC
Ok, first of all, how dare you??
Last December, this strawberry was full of spider mites and begged for death, so I chucked it in the snow to grant a mercy killing. Gee, guess who's feeling better?
04:36 UTC
Need Guidance- Black Velvet
20:06 UTC
Outdoor reoccurring pests - how to avoid?
Like most plant lovers we bring our potted plants outside during the warmer months. However, the last few summers I’ve been battling spider mites that I thought just came from a single plant being a jerk and passing them onto the others. Last year I kept all potted plants inside and no mites. I’m realizing they’re actually coming from my mature Bradford pear trees (planted by the former owner) and possibly several smaller bushes I have in my yard. I really want to bring my plants out this year. Any advice on how to prevent the mites from taking over and hopefully from popping up at all this year? Hoping to get in front of it before it gets too warm.
21:32 UTC