/r/PlantsBeingJerks

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A place for sharing videos, gifs, and images of plants being jerks.

A place for sharing videos, gifs, and images of plants being jerks.


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  • If you see any posts that violate any of the rules, please report the post and message the mods a link to it
  1. Please only post plants being jerks, not animals being jerks.

  2. We're here to have a laugh, please keep posts funny.

  3. Do not post content that is already in the top 50 posts of all time. You can check for reposts from your posts page here. Recent reposts will also be removed. Reposts within 3 months of each other will be removed.

  4. If you submit a post that has already been reposted more than 3 times, your post will get removed.

  5. If your post is NSFW, please label it as such.

  6. Original content and crossposts from other subreddits are welcome, but please no spam. This means no posts promoting a specific website, YouTube channel, blog, subreddit etc. Such posts will be removed and reported.

  7. No memes or comics.

  8. Posts must depict plants actually being jerks. Please do not post plants engaging in normal plant behavior which might simply appeal to humans, do not make posts which require you to add context for the plant behavior to be understood. Moderators will remove such posts at their discretion.

  9. No compilation videos, gifs, pictures, etc.

Moderators reserve the right to remove content they deem harmful to the sub.

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2

Any idea what this is / how to fix?

0 Comments
2023/09/21
17:59 UTC

3

What is this "leggy" plant? And how do I prune it, and propagate cuttings?

0 Comments
2023/09/20
21:05 UTC

10

House plant started growing tentacles. Should I buy a flame thrower?

3 Comments
2023/09/12
14:30 UTC

3

Lemon tree loses leaves constantly

Hi all! this is a little lemon tree I adopted a couple of months ago, changed the soil for a good one. But it constantly looses leaves and I don’t see any bugs or weird things. I keeps growing though. What could it be?

1 Comment
2023/09/12
06:34 UTC

13

My chili plant being a total jerk

0 Comments
2023/09/11
21:37 UTC

4

Anyone know why my zebra plant is so leggy?

The weird thing is that she is regularly growing new leaves, but a few days after she's got two new leaves the bottom ones will drop off. I've had her for about a year and a half and she's doubled in height.

0 Comments
2023/09/09
14:45 UTC

3

What’s wrong with my Lilac bush.

A week ago it started dying. Was healthy and vibrant up till then. Thoughts?

1 Comment
2023/08/28
17:44 UTC

5

Brought this fiddle leaf plant two days ago and now I'm clueless how to care for it

The plant is currently in moss and after cleaning the leaves today I noticed these grey-white spots on some of the leaves. I'm clueless as to how to move forward now. Please help a girl out!

4 Comments
2023/08/27
06:58 UTC

5

How do we help this guy out?

4 Comments
2023/08/23
01:00 UTC

2

Mutation?

Looks like a completely different tree growing out of my shrub - branches are connected. Thanks smarty panses!

0 Comments
2023/08/08
19:19 UTC

10

ICU patients after a brutal toppling allegedly connected to local felines.

Cattorney of four purrsons of interest releases statement, "Pride dictates that we are not rats[...]We'll gladly sit in a box all day[...]This case is littered with ambiguity."

1 Comment
2023/08/07
13:47 UTC

4

Is he okay?

8 Comments
2023/08/06
21:44 UTC

7

Birds of paradise in desert climate, RIP.

I’m in Las Vegas, planted these in May, together with some other plants. Irrigation is working fine, but we ARE having a particularly hot summer this year. They are in full sun, extreme heat and almost no humidity (once we fill out the pool it should get a little more humid in the backyard I hope). Was it a bad idea to go with birds of paradise in the first place, or did I mess up? Wondering if I should replace them and try again or just go with something more drought tolerant?

1 Comment
2023/08/01
21:48 UTC

15

Crowded leaves on African Violet

I've had this for a while and all of a sudden, the leaves started coming in crowded like this. Is this ok? If not, how do I fix it?

8 Comments
2023/07/23
12:58 UTC

13

Orchids: the house cat of the plant world

Appears healthy. Won’t bloom. Determined to bust out of this pot.

11 Comments
2023/07/22
15:55 UTC

15

Hydrangea with only one flower. Why??

2 Comments
2023/07/18
02:17 UTC

2

Spraying Neem indoors

So crazy question. I have a fiberglass shower upstairs on my 3rd floor, and am fighting some pests, so spraying neem/soap mix every week to 10’days. While I enjoy the exercise of carrying 20ish plants down the 2 flights of stairs (2 at a time) and outside, takes a long while. Wondering if I sprayed them indoors in my shower, how much of a pain it would be to clean up when I’m done. Anyone ever messed with this? Bad idea?

0 Comments
2023/07/17
21:25 UTC

11

What are these teeny (fuzzy maybe?) white things on my calathea??

17 Comments
2023/07/17
18:58 UTC

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