/r/PlantsBeingJerks

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A place for sharing videos, gifs, and images of plants being jerks.

A place for sharing videos, gifs, and images of plants being jerks.


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Rules

  • If you see any posts that violate any of the rules, please report the post and message the mods a link to it
  1. Please only post plants being jerks, not animals being jerks.

  2. We're here to have a laugh, please keep posts funny.

  3. Do not post content that is already in the top 50 posts of all time. You can check for reposts from your posts page here. Recent reposts will also be removed. Reposts within 3 months of each other will be removed.

  4. If you submit a post that has already been reposted more than 3 times, your post will get removed.

  5. If your post is NSFW, please label it as such.

  6. Original content and crossposts from other subreddits are welcome, but please no spam. This means no posts promoting a specific website, YouTube channel, blog, subreddit etc. Such posts will be removed and reported.

  7. No memes or comics.

  8. Posts must depict plants actually being jerks. Please do not post plants engaging in normal plant behavior which might simply appeal to humans, do not make posts which require you to add context for the plant behavior to be understood. Moderators will remove such posts at their discretion.

  9. No compilation videos, gifs, pictures, etc.

Moderators reserve the right to remove content they deem harmful to the sub.

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Diffenbachia Hates Me

Help? My diffenbachia is a pain in my ass and I can’t figure out what to do with it. Sits in a large north facing window by the kitchen sink. Gets watered when the it’s dry.

3 Comments
2024/06/19
12:59 UTC

5

Burning bush removal info

Hello, our new property has burning bushes and I’ve read they are invasive and to get rid of them. Anyone have personal and successful experience removing them? They are so pretty, but I don’t want to cause problems with the natural botanicals. (Photo is a stock photo; not my personal plant). I appreciate any advice!

4 Comments
2024/06/15
18:30 UTC

3

How do I get rid of False Chamomile? I keep removing them before they flower but they there are 50,000 of them...

0 Comments
2024/06/14
05:41 UTC

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What's happening here?

This guy is getting crispy in the spots indicated. He's new, and was transplanted a couple weeks ago. He sits in a window that faces south but has a 50% shade covering so I don't think it can be too much sunlight, thought I do live in Arizona. Any thoughts? Would love to get ahead of this before it gets worse.

3 Comments
2024/06/13
01:34 UTC

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What’s this?

Hi, folks. I’m new to this subreddit, so first of all — hi! 🙏🏻 I’m wondering if anyone can help, please? I bought this Maranta Silver Brand yesterday and noticed these little circular(ish) markings on some of the leaves. Is this something to be concerned about? Any idea what they are? Thanks kindly. 🪴

0 Comments
2024/06/09
14:16 UTC

17

White stuff in my navel?

Any idea what this white stuff is in the navel of my navel orange? This is the only one that has it. Still safe to eat?

10 Comments
2024/05/19
19:37 UTC

11

Oh hello Gloria

Who invited you into my indoor houseplant? How did you even get in here? CALL THE BOUNCERS

0 Comments
2024/04/04
16:34 UTC

17

Ok, first of all, how dare you??

Last December, this strawberry was full of spider mites and begged for death, so I chucked it in the snow to grant a mercy killing. Gee, guess who's feeling better?

5 Comments
2024/03/22
04:36 UTC

3

Need Guidance- Black Velvet

3 Comments
2024/03/17
20:06 UTC

3

Outdoor reoccurring pests - how to avoid?

Like most plant lovers we bring our potted plants outside during the warmer months. However, the last few summers I’ve been battling spider mites that I thought just came from a single plant being a jerk and passing them onto the others. Last year I kept all potted plants inside and no mites. I’m realizing they’re actually coming from my mature Bradford pear trees (planted by the former owner) and possibly several smaller bushes I have in my yard. I really want to bring my plants out this year. Any advice on how to prevent the mites from taking over and hopefully from popping up at all this year? Hoping to get in front of it before it gets too warm.

0 Comments
2024/03/02
21:32 UTC

2

Sad little China Doll

It would last a year they said. And now it’s looking dead. I’ve has this little guy in a cloche for about 3 weeks. Watered it as instructed in the base of the cloche.

What is happening here?? Is there hope?

2 Comments
2024/02/15
23:37 UTC

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I'm screwed trying beet

I tried to grow beets from cut tops. I guess half a dozen times. I never managed to get a decent growth above the ground, I don't know about tertiary roots because I wait till it rots. Please someone tell how can I succeed and what's going wrong. I want to grow one because I get that urge to see something positive after messing these many times(I hope it is what every amature gardener feels).....

0 Comments
2024/02/14
09:20 UTC

5

How can I save her?

I was given this plant for free but I haven't had any luck on resuscitating it. Any and all advice would be greatly appreciated! I only water once a week, and there's proper drainage. I've tried moving her around to different spots in the house (North, east, south facing windows). I'm so frustrated 😢

1 Comment
2024/02/05
18:54 UTC

9

Is this beyond repair?

1 Comment
2024/01/27
15:18 UTC

4

Why is the top of the stalk yellow and squishy but the leaves growing from it are fine??

2 Comments
2024/01/25
00:39 UTC

1

Can flower from BFDI or Flowey from Undertale be the mascot of this server?

I think both fit very well

1 Comment
2024/01/22
23:36 UTC

2

Shoukd my crown of thorns be growing exclusively leaves, and not flowers during the winter?

I have an infant crown of thorns that i just love. his spine is nice and tall, his leaves are green and healthy, no bruising or cuts…. but i haven’t seen successful flowers since maybe the end of november. what’s up with that?

2 Comments
2024/01/19
07:51 UTC

4

how does my bamboo look?

5 Comments
2024/01/19
03:28 UTC

2

my cactus has looked like this for a year. should the spindles be brown? will it ever grow?

8 Comments
2024/01/19
03:27 UTC

1

why is he leaning and what can i do to fix it? do i just cut it and propitiate it somewhere else? huh????

6 Comments
2024/01/19
03:19 UTC

2

Should I post a killer plant story here?

im writing a story about killer plants, is this a good subreddit to post it in once finished?

0 Comments
2024/01/13
04:56 UTC

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