/r/onionhate

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Why do so many people have the wrong opinion?

  • Things you should NOT eat: Clorox, Tide pods, and onions.
  • This is a subreddit for people who hate onions. Onions are the leading cause of monkey brain pox.

    Rules

    1. No having the wrong opinion allowed.

    Onion lovers will be banned on sight.

    All vegetables under the allium genus are unacceptable; except for garlic, garlic is the only allowable exception.

    The satirical news website The Onion is fine.

  • Fuck onions

  • Fuck onions

  • Turtles are friends, not food.

  • Be nice to turtles pls.

  • Gallowboobs not allowed

  • Gallowboob is against the rules

  • No disgusting onion pics unrelated to onionhate.

  • Pics of onions must be related to onionhate.

    e.g.: "I ordered a burger with no onions and it was covered in onions!" would be acceptable, but "Here's a giant pile of fried onions just because it's gross" would not. No one here wants to see nasty onions.

  • Try not to repost

  • Stop posting pics of /r/onionlovers suggestions and the Ben and Jerry's thing etc

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    2

    I don’t think I will… I wish there was an option to make social media stop recommending me food-related posts

    I’m not sure if this violates rule 5 or not, I wouldn’t post it if I did think it violated the rule, but I’ll leave it up to the mods discretion.

    0 Comments
    2025/02/01
    06:09 UTC

    107

    Due to a paperwork error with my job, my health insurance was suddenly cancelled. Then today Jimmy John’s put onions on my sandwich. I’m more pissed about the onions.

    The sandwich I ordered had no onions. I bit into it and it was the strongest onion flavor I’ve had in awhile. It was some kind of chicken or tuna salad instead of what I ordered. And I didn’t have time to leave work (the same work that currently lists me as unemployed) to go and make them remake my sandwich.

    19 Comments
    2025/01/30
    20:10 UTC

    23

    Last time I’ll eat from Schlotzsky’s

    7 Comments
    2025/01/30
    01:45 UTC

    31

    I found my people, hi!

    Hi there! Basically had a bad stomach for 2 years now. I tried eliminating gluten, lactose, all that bullshit, when a few months ago I realised it’s been those bloody dang onions all along! Every time I eat it my stomach hurts so bad it feels like a knife is stabbed right into the middle of my stomach. Thank. God. I found out! Since then, I’m an active hater of this plant, it should not be put into food ever.

    Huh it felt good to rant.

    6 Comments
    2025/01/28
    22:02 UTC

    26

    So freaking nasty when you can literally see the cell walls (camera didn't QUITE capture them)

    4 Comments
    2025/01/28
    18:45 UTC

    16

    My fiance is allergic to alliums.

    67 Comments
    2025/01/28
    17:42 UTC

    1

    guacamole is disgusting.

    especially when they add (gag) onion and tomato’s. i really hate tomato’s with onion. i like to tomato’s but not with onion. i hate guacamole and avocados, especially with onion. i hate onion. who created onion? if god is real, i hope he regrets ruining humanity by creating fuck ass onions. why do people eat onions? psychopaths! this isn’t fair. i hate onions. why are they a thing? and candied onions or whatever. i accidentally ate an onion ring the other day thinking it would be good, it made me join this subreddit. i hate onions. i know people who are the equivalent of onions.

    0 Comments
    2025/01/28
    12:37 UTC

    62

    Wendy’s went out if it’s way to poison me!

    The bacon Nader doesn’t even come with onion on it. They went out of the way to put it on.

    23 Comments
    2025/01/27
    06:57 UTC

    78

    Yes it is

    3 Comments
    2025/01/27
    03:47 UTC

    98

    My poor cousin

    Immediately informed her of us. Also, fuck southwest for this!

    5 Comments
    2025/01/25
    23:14 UTC

    194

    Please, just make it stop

    9 Comments
    2025/01/25
    12:04 UTC

    100

    "Onion adds flavor" lol

    I know this is vague but am I the only one who's heard people say "onion adds flavor!" And when you say don't like it, they'll say "you won't even taste it." Which one is it man?!

    39 Comments
    2025/01/25
    02:34 UTC

    187

    McDonald's onions are objectively the worst

    There's nothing like it. I can literally smell them through the bag. I can tell when employees accidentally put the onions on and then just scraped them off. Their absolute rancid juice seeps into and contaminates EVERYTHING. With most other places if I get a small piece, I can deal with it. If I get even the leftover taste of their onions my body physically rejects - like couldn't force myself to swallow it if I had to.

    That is all. Fuck all onions, but especially fuck McDonalds' onions.

    80 Comments
    2025/01/25
    00:00 UTC

    89

    Since when do Caesar salads come with onions???

    And it says nothing on the menu about it 😒

    24 Comments
    2025/01/24
    21:39 UTC

    90

    He gets it

    1 Comment
    2025/01/24
    18:51 UTC

    70

    Chicken salad restaurant that respects onion haters…it’s beautiful 🥹

    no onions that i can see but nsfw’d to be safe. personally i think there should be more restaurants where onions are contained to one menu item. like those restaurants who have one “kid’s meal” but for people with bad taste

    5 Comments
    2025/01/24
    02:20 UTC

    64

    EXTREMELY rare shitheadsteve L

    29 Comments
    2025/01/23
    19:04 UTC

    65

    why do people insist on putting raw onions, not even cooked, but RAW onions in salads?

    47 Comments
    2025/01/23
    08:44 UTC

    244

    Is this the promised land?

    40 Comments
    2025/01/22
    22:34 UTC

    10

    We all know what needs to go.

    0 Comments
    2025/01/22
    19:15 UTC

    130

    Subway just committed a hate crime on me

    They put a bunch of red onions on my sandwich despite me specifying no onions

    42 Comments
    2025/01/22
    15:55 UTC

    22

    Ad I got while scrolling this sub

    Horrific ad… “loaded with onions” 🤬🤬🤬 read the room!!

    11 Comments
    2025/01/22
    01:23 UTC

    7

    Freezer/meal prep recipes? (Onion/wheat/sesame allergy)

    I’ve been dealt a terrible hand with allergies as of a few months ago and it’s been a struggle. While I don’t mind going charcuterie-style on meals, I often don’t have a lot of energy to cook because I flat-out don’t eat enough, which means my partner is left to fend for themselves a lot too (and also often doesn’t eat enough). Our saving grace for him has been ham bone soup that has onion powder in the kits we buy from one of his favorite restaurants, but my onion allergy is getting worse and him even heating it in the microwave is impacting my breathing/focus and typically my daily life.

    It’s to the point where neither of us have enough energy to clean the house, consistently cook healthy meals for ourselves, etc and I feel terrible about it even though I know it’s not my fault. He’s been so kind when I’ve been frustrated throughout the whole process, but he’s losing weight and so am I because we literally can’t kickstart ourselves into being healthy since we’re not eating enough. I’m worried of course for my health but for his too. Can y’all please share easy, no-onion, no-wheat, no-sesame meals that can be popped into a crockpot and be frozen easily afterwards?? Thinking things like soups, stews, chili, etc - I’ve tried searching but often fall asleep pretty soon after I start to look at things. :( thanks y’all

    14 Comments
    2025/01/21
    05:18 UTC

    65

    It's trying to trick you.

    10 Comments
    2025/01/20
    18:03 UTC

    28

    Proper guacamole

    We've talked about this before, but here's more evidence that a proper guacamole no tiene cebollas!!

    8 Comments
    2025/01/20
    03:46 UTC

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