/r/onionhate
Why do so many people have the wrong opinion?
This is a subreddit for people who hate onions. Onions are the leading cause of monkey brain pox.
No having the wrong opinion allowed.
Onion lovers will be banned on sight.
All vegetables under the allium genus are unacceptable; except for garlic, garlic is the only allowable exception.
The satirical news website The Onion is fine.
Fuck onions
Fuck onions
Turtles are friends, not food.
Be nice to turtles pls.
Gallowboobs not allowed
Gallowboob is against the rules
No disgusting onion pics unrelated to onionhate.
Pics of onions must be related to onionhate.
e.g.: "I ordered a burger with no onions and it was covered in onions!" would be acceptable, but "Here's a giant pile of fried onions just because it's gross" would not. No one here wants to see nasty onions.
Try not to repost
Stop posting pics of /r/onionlovers suggestions and the Ben and Jerry's thing etc
/r/onionhate
a cousin I’m not very close with invited me to her hens night, she told all the restaurants we attended that I was intolerant to onion and to serve me pasta and such without it. she also did this for her wedding last week and I love that so much!! idk how she remembered unless she actually thinks I’m allergic or something but I thought it was such a nice gesture 🤍
It’s coming in through the HVAC vents and who knows where else as it’s an old building. It takes over 24 hours to clear the stench of onions and animal flesh from MY BEDROOM. I have sensory issues so it’s driving me mad. I can’t use fragrances/air fresheners. I have multiple HEPA filters, I burn candles, I use vinegar/baking soda, I have bamboo charcoal bags everywhere, I open my sliding glass doors, etc etc. Nothing helps. I’m intermittently dry heaving as I type this. It smells awful and it’s been going on since they(4 people staying in a condo below me that’s now an Airbnb) arrived a month ago. They’re booked until next year. Help. It’s so gross.
Just discovered a community called r/ onion lovers, and they are straight up savages, it's disgusting, should be classified as nsfw
Might just turn around already.
I orded a triple cheeseburger at McDonald's cause I've never had it before and I put no onions, well they just decided to put tons of onions on it and completely ignore me, like bro it's your one job to get my order right and you put like a pound of them, had to throw them away, by the way this happens 1/3 of every time I go to McDonald's
Does it get a pass?
They've literally removed the ability to request no onions on DoorDash from Taco Bell now from Bean Burritos. What in the Onion Conspiracy bullshit is this?
...I'd have fucking starved to death. Stanley Yelnats was a braver man than I.
Hopefully a member of this group would have found my sun bleached skeleton while out hiking or something and said "Yeah, I get it man. RIP." and then lit the whole place up with the flamethrower I assume we all carry in case we find an onion patch.
I actually don't think they're that bad but I'm interested to know what the rest of this sub thinks
I fucking hate onions, but I love my friends. If someone makes me food and treats me, it feels really bad to turn my nose up at it, even if it's completely justified. Sometimes I'll just take it to go and then throw it away at home, still feel bad tho.
Disgusting onions causing me to feel bad, I hate onions.
I can usually tolerate onions in food, but sometimes it makes the entire dish taste kinda rancid, for some reason.
I hate onions
Obviously, I hate onions, they are on my top #1 list of veggies I hate. Celery is revolting, it tastes like chemicals no matter what you dip it in, and Bell Peppers also taste like chemicals and are just not enjoyable whatsoever.
Fuck onions and fuck e.coli.
Found some foreign agents in my Chinese food today. After a thorough investigation they have ended up where they belong. Justice served!