/r/onionhate

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Why do so many people have the wrong opinion?

  • Things you should NOT eat: Clorox, Tide pods, and onions.
  • This is a subreddit for people who hate onions. Onions are the leading cause of monkey brain pox.

    Rules

    1. No having the wrong opinion allowed.

    Onion lovers will be banned on sight.

    All vegetables under the allium genus are unacceptable; except for garlic, garlic is the only allowable exception.

    The satirical news website The Onion is fine.

  • Fuck onions

  • Fuck onions

  • Turtles are friends, not food.

  • Be nice to turtles pls.

  • Gallowboobs not allowed

  • Gallowboob is against the rules

  • No disgusting onion pics unrelated to onionhate.

  • Pics of onions must be related to onionhate.

    e.g.: "I ordered a burger with no onions and it was covered in onions!" would be acceptable, but "Here's a giant pile of fried onions just because it's gross" would not. No one here wants to see nasty onions.

  • Try not to repost

  • Stop posting pics of /r/onionlovers suggestions and the Ben and Jerry's thing etc

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    143

    Fuck onions.

    4 Comments
    2024/10/31
    13:16 UTC

    47

    my cousin remembered

    a cousin I’m not very close with invited me to her hens night, she told all the restaurants we attended that I was intolerant to onion and to serve me pasta and such without it. she also did this for her wedding last week and I love that so much!! idk how she remembered unless she actually thinks I’m allergic or something but I thought it was such a nice gesture 🤍

    5 Comments
    2024/10/31
    02:52 UTC

    3

    Any tips for ridding my condo of my neighbors’ onion stench?

    It’s coming in through the HVAC vents and who knows where else as it’s an old building. It takes over 24 hours to clear the stench of onions and animal flesh from MY BEDROOM. I have sensory issues so it’s driving me mad. I can’t use fragrances/air fresheners. I have multiple HEPA filters, I burn candles, I use vinegar/baking soda, I have bamboo charcoal bags everywhere, I open my sliding glass doors, etc etc. Nothing helps. I’m intermittently dry heaving as I type this. It smells awful and it’s been going on since they(4 people staying in a condo below me that’s now an Airbnb) arrived a month ago. They’re booked until next year. Help. It’s so gross.

    3 Comments
    2024/10/31
    02:00 UTC

    3

    Brother ew

    Just discovered a community called r/ onion lovers, and they are straight up savages, it's disgusting, should be classified as nsfw

    1 Comment
    2024/10/30
    15:21 UTC

    29

    Sure, Oregon Trail….“pleasant scent”….

    Might just turn around already.

    2 Comments
    2024/10/30
    15:02 UTC

    48

    Fuck onions

    I orded a triple cheeseburger at McDonald's cause I've never had it before and I put no onions, well they just decided to put tons of onions on it and completely ignore me, like bro it's your one job to get my order right and you put like a pound of them, had to throw them away, by the way this happens 1/3 of every time I go to McDonald's

    25 Comments
    2024/10/30
    14:28 UTC

    23

    What do we think of the satirical news site “The Onion”

    Does it get a pass?

    22 Comments
    2024/10/29
    00:37 UTC

    59

    Cannot request No Onions from DoorDash, Taco Bell

    They've literally removed the ability to request no onions on DoorDash from Taco Bell now from Bean Burritos. What in the Onion Conspiracy bullshit is this?

    27 Comments
    2024/10/28
    16:37 UTC

    53

    If "Holes" had been about me...

    ...I'd have fucking starved to death. Stanley Yelnats was a braver man than I.

    Hopefully a member of this group would have found my sun bleached skeleton while out hiking or something and said "Yeah, I get it man. RIP." and then lit the whole place up with the flamethrower I assume we all carry in case we find an onion patch.

    0 Comments
    2024/10/28
    15:35 UTC

    0

    What do you think of spring onions?

    I actually don't think they're that bad but I'm interested to know what the rest of this sub thinks

    31 Comments
    2024/10/28
    11:57 UTC

    30

    Have you ever tried to stomach onions to be polite?

    I fucking hate onions, but I love my friends. If someone makes me food and treats me, it feels really bad to turn my nose up at it, even if it's completely justified. Sometimes I'll just take it to go and then throw it away at home, still feel bad tho.

    Disgusting onions causing me to feel bad, I hate onions.

    41 Comments
    2024/10/28
    05:16 UTC

    410

    I went clubbing in Milan, Italy last night, and I drove past this place that had me GASPING. "Pizza Kebab Senza Cipolla". That translates to "Without Onions". Their entire philosophy is being onion-free. This subreddit should organize a gathering there!

    23 Comments
    2024/10/27
    23:10 UTC

    50

    The Forbidden Fruit

    20 Comments
    2024/10/27
    22:31 UTC

    154

    Maybe e. coli has an upside

    5 Comments
    2024/10/27
    16:06 UTC

    14

    Adding onions to certain dishes makes the food taste rancid

    I can usually tolerate onions in food, but sometimes it makes the entire dish taste kinda rancid, for some reason.

    4 Comments
    2024/10/27
    08:32 UTC

    100

    Onions are bad

    I hate onions

    16 Comments
    2024/10/27
    03:12 UTC

    51

    These insidious bastards infest everything. Not even marmalade is safe.

    11 Comments
    2024/10/26
    20:22 UTC

    61

    Does anyone else hate Celery, and Bell Peppers?

    Obviously, I hate onions, they are on my top #1 list of veggies I hate. Celery is revolting, it tastes like chemicals no matter what you dip it in, and Bell Peppers also taste like chemicals and are just not enjoyable whatsoever.

    98 Comments
    2024/10/26
    18:08 UTC

    8

    The McDonalds E. Coli Onions Came From Colorado Springs

    0 Comments
    2024/10/26
    16:38 UTC

    64

    There is only 1 correct answer

    12 Comments
    2024/10/26
    14:56 UTC

    22

    Immediate resignation

    0 Comments
    2024/10/26
    14:22 UTC

    17

    I think we all know the answer to this one

    5 Comments
    2024/10/26
    02:32 UTC

    3

    Back Again

    Fuck onions and fuck e.coli.

    1 Comment
    2024/10/26
    01:55 UTC

    41

    Green onions eliminated

    Found some foreign agents in my Chinese food today. After a thorough investigation they have ended up where they belong. Justice served!

    5 Comments
    2024/10/25
    21:20 UTC

    92

    Easiest choice I ever made

    37 Comments
    2024/10/25
    20:16 UTC

    183

    All the more reason to get rid of them permanently

    11 Comments
    2024/10/25
    19:26 UTC

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