/r/OliveHate

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/r/OliveHate

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56

No seriously. Fuck olives

Disgusting.

Absolutely abhorrent.

I wish all olives were just gone.

8 Comments
2024/05/01
18:31 UTC

30

Fuck olives, still

5 Comments
2023/03/15
15:47 UTC

10

i hate olives, a olive almost broke My knee,

Back when i was in school a dude dropped a olive in the floor and then i accidentally step on it and slipped, My knee went directly to the Wooden plataform that is under the board, i hit the corner of it and hell it hurted so Bad, later in p.h i went jogging and i thinked it wasn't so Bad, but My knee make me colapse and fell into the dusty concrete hole that is on the yard, so now i had My knee fucked and i was covered in dust, i fucking hate olives so much they shouldn't exist

0 Comments
2022/12/08
01:13 UTC

23

Actually, keep it to yourself

3 Comments
2022/10/06
16:42 UTC

28

Got lucky with my frozen pizza selection and found one that only had four of those nasty bastards on it!

2 Comments
2022/09/29
01:27 UTC

20

Olive's On Pizza

Every time my sister and I order pizza, she always gets olives on her side. One time we forgot to put the olives only on her side so It was all over the pizza. I couldn't enjoy it at all, it ruined my day. I took each bite with disgust. Even when I took all the olives off, the disgusting taste still remained. I really don't get how people tolerate such a repulsive veggie, olives are like people who piss you off just because they can and think it's funny. I just hope when we get our pizza, that there are none touching my side.

7 Comments
2022/09/18
20:14 UTC

14

My story

I was at a party with friends and we decided to order the dominos 555 deal from back in the day. You get three pizzas for 5 dollars each I believe. My friend was ordering and casually said we should get an olive pizza. I told him I hate olives on pizza and let’s at least get a regular pepperoni pizza. 40 mins later and the pizza arrives. All three pizzas were just olives. Pretty sure they even had extra olives. Absolutely covered in olives. I refused to eat it and we got into a pretty heated argument that almost got physical. It might sound petty but I think I hate olives even more after that night. It’s like a rivalry. Fuck olives.

4 Comments
2022/09/05
15:38 UTC

44

The only thing olives are good for is olive oil

These fuckers aren’t good for anything else and taste like shit

4 Comments
2022/08/03
15:39 UTC

0

I like olives

Stay mad

5 Comments
2022/05/22
14:28 UTC

39

fuck olives

i hate olives

8 Comments
2022/03/13
22:53 UTC

31

What in Satan's butthole is this garbage?

2 Comments
2021/11/30
18:18 UTC

32

I think I have found my people, maybe

Much like you, I hate olives. They are an abomination unto God and food and humanity. As my ever increasing stomach would insinuate, there is very little I won't eat, but these devil fruits are amongst that small list. However, that being said, I almost wonder if I don't belong because there are only two ways I will accept not the evil of olives, but rather their byproducts. So I ask you, fellow haters, is olive oil and the briny juice byproduct in a dirty martini acceptable, or should I go wander the wastelands again?

9 Comments
2021/11/28
23:28 UTC

14

Lied to my companion—regret nothing

Never had an olive before. Ordered a burger at this resort we're staying at; in the middle was a novelty sword-tooth pick with the Olive skewered through it.

The visual representation of my burning desire to impale olives repeatedly was a nice touch.. but after embracing that sense of joy, I quickly removed it from my burger.

As the night progressed, my companion learned I had never eaten a full olive before (I must be one of the fortunate few)

She egged me on to try it... And I amused her sadistic aspirations...

But I sneakishly hid it in my napkin, and never had to take a bite. Unaware, she was giving me praise. But eventually noticed the olive in the napkin I wasn't even trying to hide. (It was literally facing her, but she was too busy swimming in ecstacy at my disgust from the thought of eating it, to notice)

And then she's all "waaahh olive wahhh"

And when we got back to the hotel room, I found this sub.

I'm truly sorry for all of you that had to actually bite into one before you learned the truth. And I thank you for reaffirming my belief that I am justified in my perpetual stance of FUCK OLIVES

8 Comments
2021/10/23
03:16 UTC

22

green olive incident

i just tried eating a green olive because i was told theyre tasty.
I kid you not, as soon as that shit touched my tongue, i gagged and almost threw up.
That has gotta be the worst thing to enter my mouth, surpassing insects, sand and other accidental ingestion of inedible objects.

3 Comments
2021/09/01
12:40 UTC

5

I think we can all relate

0 Comments
2021/07/30
15:15 UTC

36

Asked for veggie pizza. Forgot to specify "no olives". Now I hate myself

8 Comments
2021/05/30
03:13 UTC

36

Look at this poor ruined pizza

7 Comments
2021/05/11
01:47 UTC

31

Fucking olives on pizza

Olives being a pizza topping is one of the only reason my feelings towards them turned from indifference to hate as I could have lived a life that never intersected with this awful vegetable. I still vividly remember my mom getting some pizza when I was 10 and asking me if I want some but it had olives on it. She offered to take them off but the pizza was forever tainted and I knew such a measure wouldn't fix it.

4 Comments
2021/05/05
19:59 UTC

13

Seriously Fucc OLIVES

Olives has the worst food in all the foods I eaten & needs to be removed from all stores. How can people eat this SHIT???????????!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!???

1 Comment
2021/04/16
22:10 UTC

30

man fuck olives

lmao

4 Comments
2021/04/16
22:07 UTC

23

Finally a place for me

I cannot begin to describe just how much I fucking despise olive. I fucking hate it so much that honestly I lose my shit if I find them in any food. Alongside the horrible smell and taste, the worst thing about olives is that disgusting wet, wrinkly and chewed up core that people just leave on their plate, I actually refuse to pick it up without 2 or 3 napkins so I can safely discard it in the trash where it belongs. Are there people who hate olives just as much as I do or am I bit extreme?

5 Comments
2021/03/09
03:27 UTC

70

This fits

2 Comments
2021/02/28
21:58 UTC

37

Its 2021 and olives are still garbage.

If someone ever invents a time machine they need to make sure to go back in time and eliminate the absolute sadist that decided to use olives as a fucking ingredient to "add flavor". Not only this shit tastes bad it also MAKES THE ENTIRE PLATE TASTE LIKE SHIT TOO.

Fuck whoever decided putting this shit "food" in other dishes. I couldnt care less if people eat olives by themselves, but by putting it along with other foods you just fucking contaminated the entire dish and ruined everything, fuck anyone who does this when sharing food.

6 Comments
2021/02/26
00:56 UTC

30

All olives are bad, but...

Green olives are worse than black olives.

Green olives are like black olives on steroids. Black olives give you a bad taste for a few minutes, but if you have the misfortune to accidentally ingest a green olive, you will taste it all day.

4 Comments
2020/12/12
12:55 UTC

38

Someone give this restaurant an award

2 Comments
2020/08/29
02:46 UTC

34

Heathens

5 Comments
2020/08/18
04:31 UTC

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