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/r/OliveHate

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25

Olives are trash

I wouldn't say that olives literally smell like garbage. I can discern the difference between the two. I never mistake one for the other. But the smell of olives activates the same area of my brain as a big ol' dumpster full of hot garbage.

Just vile

Walking by an olive bar in a grocery store or at a buffet makes me want to puke.

Fuck olives

4 Comments
2024/08/08
04:46 UTC

34

Fuck Olives bro

My wife just brought me a half of her subway sandwich that she didn’t want no more, me being hungry af I was excited to eat the sub. I notice an olive sticking out before I took a bite (Thank the Lord). I have such a strong hatred towards olives, so I just hand her the sub back and say thank you but wtfffff is this shit !?? People actually say “olives please” I don’t fucking understand? I’m not ungrateful btw, I made sure my wife knew I was joking around with her lol…. I wasn’t..

5 Comments
2024/06/26
22:32 UTC

41

Fuck olives, especially on pizza

There are millions of us out there. Olive haters, come forth.

10 Comments
2024/06/12
16:08 UTC

19

Fuck olives

Eating olives makes me curl up into a ball of disgust. They just taste so awful

1 Comment
2024/05/04
17:02 UTC

62

No seriously. Fuck olives

Disgusting.

Absolutely abhorrent.

I wish all olives were just gone.

9 Comments
2024/05/01
18:31 UTC

35

Fuck olives, still

5 Comments
2023/03/15
15:47 UTC

12

i hate olives, a olive almost broke My knee,

Back when i was in school a dude dropped a olive in the floor and then i accidentally step on it and slipped, My knee went directly to the Wooden plataform that is under the board, i hit the corner of it and hell it hurted so Bad, later in p.h i went jogging and i thinked it wasn't so Bad, but My knee make me colapse and fell into the dusty concrete hole that is on the yard, so now i had My knee fucked and i was covered in dust, i fucking hate olives so much they shouldn't exist

0 Comments
2022/12/08
01:13 UTC

25

Actually, keep it to yourself

3 Comments
2022/10/06
16:42 UTC

27

Got lucky with my frozen pizza selection and found one that only had four of those nasty bastards on it!

2 Comments
2022/09/29
01:27 UTC

21

Olive's On Pizza

Every time my sister and I order pizza, she always gets olives on her side. One time we forgot to put the olives only on her side so It was all over the pizza. I couldn't enjoy it at all, it ruined my day. I took each bite with disgust. Even when I took all the olives off, the disgusting taste still remained. I really don't get how people tolerate such a repulsive veggie, olives are like people who piss you off just because they can and think it's funny. I just hope when we get our pizza, that there are none touching my side.

7 Comments
2022/09/18
20:14 UTC

16

My story

I was at a party with friends and we decided to order the dominos 555 deal from back in the day. You get three pizzas for 5 dollars each I believe. My friend was ordering and casually said we should get an olive pizza. I told him I hate olives on pizza and let’s at least get a regular pepperoni pizza. 40 mins later and the pizza arrives. All three pizzas were just olives. Pretty sure they even had extra olives. Absolutely covered in olives. I refused to eat it and we got into a pretty heated argument that almost got physical. It might sound petty but I think I hate olives even more after that night. It’s like a rivalry. Fuck olives.

4 Comments
2022/09/05
15:38 UTC

44

The only thing olives are good for is olive oil

These fuckers aren’t good for anything else and taste like shit

4 Comments
2022/08/03
15:39 UTC

0

I like olives

Stay mad

5 Comments
2022/05/22
14:28 UTC

39

fuck olives

i hate olives

8 Comments
2022/03/13
22:53 UTC

30

What in Satan's butthole is this garbage?

2 Comments
2021/11/30
18:18 UTC

33

I think I have found my people, maybe

Much like you, I hate olives. They are an abomination unto God and food and humanity. As my ever increasing stomach would insinuate, there is very little I won't eat, but these devil fruits are amongst that small list. However, that being said, I almost wonder if I don't belong because there are only two ways I will accept not the evil of olives, but rather their byproducts. So I ask you, fellow haters, is olive oil and the briny juice byproduct in a dirty martini acceptable, or should I go wander the wastelands again?

9 Comments
2021/11/28
23:28 UTC

15

Lied to my companion—regret nothing

Never had an olive before. Ordered a burger at this resort we're staying at; in the middle was a novelty sword-tooth pick with the Olive skewered through it.

The visual representation of my burning desire to impale olives repeatedly was a nice touch.. but after embracing that sense of joy, I quickly removed it from my burger.

As the night progressed, my companion learned I had never eaten a full olive before (I must be one of the fortunate few)

She egged me on to try it... And I amused her sadistic aspirations...

But I sneakishly hid it in my napkin, and never had to take a bite. Unaware, she was giving me praise. But eventually noticed the olive in the napkin I wasn't even trying to hide. (It was literally facing her, but she was too busy swimming in ecstacy at my disgust from the thought of eating it, to notice)

And then she's all "waaahh olive wahhh"

And when we got back to the hotel room, I found this sub.

I'm truly sorry for all of you that had to actually bite into one before you learned the truth. And I thank you for reaffirming my belief that I am justified in my perpetual stance of FUCK OLIVES

8 Comments
2021/10/23
03:16 UTC

23

green olive incident

i just tried eating a green olive because i was told theyre tasty.
I kid you not, as soon as that shit touched my tongue, i gagged and almost threw up.
That has gotta be the worst thing to enter my mouth, surpassing insects, sand and other accidental ingestion of inedible objects.

3 Comments
2021/09/01
12:40 UTC

5

I think we can all relate

0 Comments
2021/07/30
15:15 UTC

38

Asked for veggie pizza. Forgot to specify "no olives". Now I hate myself

7 Comments
2021/05/30
03:13 UTC

35

Look at this poor ruined pizza

7 Comments
2021/05/11
01:47 UTC

33

Fucking olives on pizza

Olives being a pizza topping is one of the only reason my feelings towards them turned from indifference to hate as I could have lived a life that never intersected with this awful vegetable. I still vividly remember my mom getting some pizza when I was 10 and asking me if I want some but it had olives on it. She offered to take them off but the pizza was forever tainted and I knew such a measure wouldn't fix it.

4 Comments
2021/05/05
19:59 UTC

12

Seriously Fucc OLIVES

Olives has the worst food in all the foods I eaten & needs to be removed from all stores. How can people eat this SHIT???????????!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!???

1 Comment
2021/04/16
22:10 UTC

31

man fuck olives

lmao

4 Comments
2021/04/16
22:07 UTC

23

Finally a place for me

I cannot begin to describe just how much I fucking despise olive. I fucking hate it so much that honestly I lose my shit if I find them in any food. Alongside the horrible smell and taste, the worst thing about olives is that disgusting wet, wrinkly and chewed up core that people just leave on their plate, I actually refuse to pick it up without 2 or 3 napkins so I can safely discard it in the trash where it belongs. Are there people who hate olives just as much as I do or am I bit extreme?

5 Comments
2021/03/09
03:27 UTC

68

This fits

2 Comments
2021/02/28
21:58 UTC

39

Its 2021 and olives are still garbage.

If someone ever invents a time machine they need to make sure to go back in time and eliminate the absolute sadist that decided to use olives as a fucking ingredient to "add flavor". Not only this shit tastes bad it also MAKES THE ENTIRE PLATE TASTE LIKE SHIT TOO.

Fuck whoever decided putting this shit "food" in other dishes. I couldnt care less if people eat olives by themselves, but by putting it along with other foods you just fucking contaminated the entire dish and ruined everything, fuck anyone who does this when sharing food.

6 Comments
2021/02/26
00:56 UTC

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