Although it was years ago, I will never forget how mad I was. It was school lunchtime and it was fish and chips Friday, a great day. Very exciting, only to have it ruined. As I was about to dig into my food, this teacher, without asking, just took a whole dollop of ketchup and dumped it all over my lunch. The very least she could’ve done is put it on the side, and not all over my meal. I wish I had caused a fuss, but I didn’t eat much of it. A real shame.

You can call me a whiny child but there’s a difference between putting the ketchup on the side of my plate and drowning my entire meal without even asking if I even wanted any first. And I did try to eat the infected food but I didn’t get very far.

I went to the local Deli for a breakfast Sandwich. I was asked do you want ketchup or butter on the sandwich. I said very clearly "Just Butter". When it came time to eat said sandwich I came to the stark realisation that there was in fact no butter in my sandwich and a large volume of ketchup instead. Well that's my day ruined.

I love meatloaf. I make it probably once a month. My mother is also a ketchup hater, and always made it with brown gravy on top, so that’s how I’ve always had it. I love it, but sometimes I’d like to branch out with a different topping. What’s your go to?

r/ketchupprecum

Of course, they get worse when they're turned into ketchup. But on their own these are already absolutely disgusting. Tomatoes have a strange lush texture, it makes me wanna throw up. They make your cutting board soggy. No matter if I'm in a gas station, a restaurant or a fast food place - every wrap I order will be molested with tomatoes unless I tell them not to put these fuckers in. They add absolutely nothing good to the taste. Everyone could easily live not having tomatoes in their wrap. Why do I have to take the extra step and strain my vocal chords for an easily avoidable issue? Even the damn smell of tomatoes and ketchup makes me wanna leave the table. I agree with people during the Colonial Times who thought tomatoes weren't edible. It should have stayed so. With the exception of tomato sauce for pizza.

KETCHUP SUPREMACY RAHHHHHHHH