/r/ketchuphate
Ketchup: The bastardization of a perfectly good tomato.
Welcome to /r/ketchuphate!
Our community here is dedicated to expressing our hate about ketchup, so if you hate ketchup, this place is perfect for you. We just ask that you follow the rules and we hope you enjoy your time here.
Rules:
No spamming of any kind allowed within any context.
Do not post any porn of any kind nor any gore of any kind ANYWHERE. This discord represents unified ketchup hate not your fucking furry convention.
Do not pick fights with mods, cause if you do you get banned.
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If you say you like ketchup or anything like that, you kinda set yourself up for a ban just so you know.
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"You shouldn’t put ketchup on your hot dog.” - Barack Obama
Remember, fuck ketchup.
/r/ketchuphate
same blood, same childhood and this guy is gonna disrespect not only our culture but each little grain of rice like that? i’m genuinely appalled.
A classic tale of betrayal
Now I was in charge of cooking in my parents house from time to time and they wanted me to cook fried chicken
I was excited to say the least, now how my chicken works is I brine/marinate it over night and season the breading and eggs for the dish hell I got burned from the cooking oil on my hand
Anyways now we are eating the chicken I was enjoying it and how it was cooked thoroughly even the breading tasted amazing
Then I looked over to my family and I see the exact same thing, them using ketchup
I was disappointed a bit because I put so much effort on errands and cooking hell even some injuries just for them to drench that shit with ketchup
Mind you this was not a one time thing this happens when we have fried chicken dishes like chicken fillets, wings and tenders
Tldr: family keeps using ketchup on my dishes even though I seasoned them
At this point I want to served them boiled chicken breast with nothing, but hey they have ketchup
She hates ketchup in all places except on toast... She puts it on toast ruining perfectly good toast
The tittle says it all
He goes through bottles of the stuff. Why? Why? Why are people like this???!!!
But seriously, ew. Can I just have someone to validate my hatred? Everyone seems to adore tomato sauce, but it's way too intense for me and the flavour dominates everything. And not in a good way. The only way I can eat the stuff is by masking it with soy sauce. What is it about the weird not-quite-tomatoey, sugary, salty flavour that appeals to almost everyone? It's a confusing amalgam of chemical mush.
My girlfriend knows of my ketchup phobia but tonight she pranked me by putting ketchup on my arm. I feel violated and dirty.
Is the relationship salvageable?
Besides acknowledging the smell is horrible and especially when it goes bad!
When I was in kindergarten I remember having some. I had some get on my shirt and when I licked it off, it was sour and terrible tasting.
I’m 29 and have only had ketchup a few times since. I tried eating it a while back and it ruined the burger. I don’t see how people like it.
I love tomatoes. I could eat them like one eats an apple. But I can’t stand ketchup
I hate ketchup, mayonnaise, salad cream, brown sauce, most bottled condiments. I’m not the biggest fan of mustard but I can’t say I don’t like it. I like BBQ sauce and mint yoghurt sauce and most of the spicy ones on the right foods.
Mini rant incoming, but I hate how when I order a cheeseburger or a hot dog or something usually associated with ketchup even if I ask for it without ketchup it somehow nearly always ends up on the thing anyways. It’s okay if I’m in the restaurant because usually I’ll just tell them and have it changed but sucks when I have it delivered on UE or something.
ANOTHER bit to add I had a full on argument with someone once about whether tomato pasta sauce and ketchup was different. Tomato pasta sauce is nice (homemade) not 5% tomato and then 50% sugar, 30% vinegar and 15% syrup 🤦♂️