/r/onionhate
Why do so many people have the wrong opinion?
This is a subreddit for people who hate onions. Onions are the leading cause of monkey brain pox.
Rules
No having the wrong opinion allowed.
Onion lovers will be banned on sight.
All vegetables under the allium genus are unacceptable; except for garlic, garlic is the only allowable exception.
The satirical news website The Onion is fine.
Fuck onions
Fuck onions
Turtles are friends, not food.
Be nice to turtles pls.
Gallowboobs not allowed
Gallowboob is against the rules
No disgusting onion pics unrelated to onionhate.
Pics of onions must be related to onionhate.
e.g.: "I ordered a burger with no onions and it was covered in onions!" would be acceptable, but "Here's a giant pile of fried onions just because it's gross" would not. No one here wants to see nasty onions.
Try not to repost
Stop posting pics of /r/onionlovers suggestions and the Ben and Jerry's thing etc
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Was scrolling Reddit during breakfast, saw this, and lost my appetite….
17:39 UTC
Am I the only one who hates McDonald’s onions
Worst onions ever. Why are they so small and nasty
06:18 UTC
Don’t EVER offer me this
01:15 UTC
I don’t think I will… I wish there was an option to make social media stop recommending me food-related posts
I’m not sure if this violates rule 5 or not, I wouldn’t post it if I did think it violated the rule, but I’ll leave it up to the mods discretion.
06:09 UTC
Due to a paperwork error with my job, my health insurance was suddenly cancelled. Then today Jimmy John’s put onions on my sandwich. I’m more pissed about the onions.
The sandwich I ordered had no onions. I bit into it and it was the strongest onion flavor I’ve had in awhile. It was some kind of chicken or tuna salad instead of what I ordered. And I didn’t have time to leave work (the same work that currently lists me as unemployed) to go and make them remake my sandwich.
20:10 UTC
Last time I’ll eat from Schlotzsky’s
01:45 UTC
I found my people, hi!
Hi there! Basically had a bad stomach for 2 years now. I tried eliminating gluten, lactose, all that bullshit, when a few months ago I realised it’s been those bloody dang onions all along! Every time I eat it my stomach hurts so bad it feels like a knife is stabbed right into the middle of my stomach. Thank. God. I found out! Since then, I’m an active hater of this plant, it should not be put into food ever.
Huh it felt good to rant.
22:02 UTC
So freaking nasty when you can literally see the cell walls (camera didn't QUITE capture them)
18:45 UTC
My fiance is allergic to alliums.
17:42 UTC
guacamole is disgusting.
especially when they add (gag) onion and tomato’s. i really hate tomato’s with onion. i like to tomato’s but not with onion. i hate guacamole and avocados, especially with onion. i hate onion. who created onion? if god is real, i hope he regrets ruining humanity by creating fuck ass onions. why do people eat onions? psychopaths! this isn’t fair. i hate onions. why are they a thing? and candied onions or whatever. i accidentally ate an onion ring the other day thinking it would be good, it made me join this subreddit. i hate onions. i know people who are the equivalent of onions.
12:37 UTC
Wendy’s went out if it’s way to poison me!
The bacon Nader doesn’t even come with onion on it. They went out of the way to put it on.
06:57 UTC
Yes it is
03:47 UTC
My poor cousin
Immediately informed her of us. Also, fuck southwest for this!
23:14 UTC
Please, just make it stop
12:04 UTC
"Onion adds flavor" lol
I know this is vague but am I the only one who's heard people say "onion adds flavor!" And when you say don't like it, they'll say "you won't even taste it." Which one is it man?!
02:34 UTC
McDonald's onions are objectively the worst
There's nothing like it. I can literally smell them through the bag. I can tell when employees accidentally put the onions on and then just scraped them off. Their absolute rancid juice seeps into and contaminates EVERYTHING. With most other places if I get a small piece, I can deal with it. If I get even the leftover taste of their onions my body physically rejects - like couldn't force myself to swallow it if I had to.
That is all. Fuck all onions, but especially fuck McDonalds' onions.
00:00 UTC
Since when do Caesar salads come with onions???
And it says nothing on the menu about it 😒
21:39 UTC
He gets it
18:51 UTC
Chicken salad restaurant that respects onion haters…it’s beautiful 🥹
no onions that i can see but nsfw’d to be safe. personally i think there should be more restaurants where onions are contained to one menu item. like those restaurants who have one “kid’s meal” but for people with bad taste
02:20 UTC
EXTREMELY rare shitheadsteve L
19:04 UTC
why do people insist on putting raw onions, not even cooked, but RAW onions in salads?
08:44 UTC
Is this the promised land?
22:34 UTC
We all know what needs to go.
19:15 UTC
Subway just committed a hate crime on me
They put a bunch of red onions on my sandwich despite me specifying no onions
15:55 UTC