/r/onionhate

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Why do so many people have the wrong opinion?

  • Things you should NOT eat: Clorox, Tide pods, and onions.
  • This is a subreddit for people who hate onions. Onions are the leading cause of monkey brain pox.

    Rules

    1. No having the wrong opinion allowed.

    Onion lovers will be banned on sight.

    All vegetables under the allium genus are unacceptable; except for garlic, garlic is the only allowable exception.

    The satirical news website The Onion is fine.

  • Fuck onions

  • Fuck onions

  • Turtles are friends, not food.

  • Be nice to turtles pls.

  • Gallowboobs not allowed

  • Gallowboob is against the rules

  • No disgusting onion pics unrelated to onionhate.

  • Pics of onions must be related to onionhate.

    e.g.: "I ordered a burger with no onions and it was covered in onions!" would be acceptable, but "Here's a giant pile of fried onions just because it's gross" would not. No one here wants to see nasty onions.

  • Try not to repost

  • Stop posting pics of /r/onionlovers suggestions and the Ben and Jerry's thing etc

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    38

    McDonalds Breakfast is Dead

    They have a new steak and egg sandwich that is covered in long cooked onion parts. It appears that the sandwich maker uses their bare hands(gloved) to put them on.

    This covers their gloves in onion juices which gets all over a regular non onion sandwichs.

    SausageEggCheese with my Iced Vanilla Coffee was my go to breakfast on the way to work. Guess I could just make my own....

    23 Comments
    2023/11/08
    13:25 UTC

    8

    How do you feel about garlic chives?

    I started growing them to find an alternative to regular chives and I actually like them. I also use the tops of garlic that I grow. I love garlic but hate raw onion. For me, this is kinda like a life hack.

    16 Comments
    2023/11/07
    13:29 UTC

    89

    Green onions are not garnish, they are ONIONS!!!

    What's the quickest way to ruin a dish? Garnish it on top with onions. Great, now I get to flick them off and hope I don't see too much of my dish disappear. The thrill of only getting two or three bites in a dish that is loaded with them will be discussed another time. Just GET THE HELL OUT WITH ALL THESE ONIONS ALREADY!!!

    31 Comments
    2023/11/06
    20:17 UTC

    44

    NO ONION!

    You’ll NEVER get onion’d with The Trusted Kitchen! Spice blends, seasonings, and dip mixes that’s are all ONION FEEE

    @thetrustedkitchen www.TheTrustedKitchen.com

    3 Comments
    2023/11/05
    17:02 UTC

    22

    Can i just rant here about all the chips flavors with onion powder in them?

    Fuck onion powder in chip flavors. Why the fuck would paprika flavor need onion powder.

    11 Comments
    2023/11/05
    12:45 UTC

    18

    Betrayed by my sausage roll!!!

    I'm visiting the UK, and they really love their onions here. I really love their sausages, which are in general, safe and delicious. I skipped breakfast at my hotel this morning due to having a reservation for a Sunday roast at 2pm, and started STARVING around 11, so pulled into a convenient Shell and yay, there were loads of fresh sausage rolls.

    I was hangry as fuck by this point (full English breakfasts every morning at 8am for the last week, you know), and shoved half the sausage roll in mouth as soon as I got in the car. I realized it didn't taste right but I chewed and swallowed and then wondered why I wanted to throw up.

    ONIONS EVERYWHERE. More little chunks of onions than a White Castle burger (curses unto them). I almost cried. Luckily there was a Gregg's behind the building, and I waited in a six deep line to get an actual sausage roll, but the damned onion taste is still in my mouth, ruining the flavor of everything else.

    Shell UK, you are dead to me. And now I can never trust my beloved sausage rolls again. Innocence gone.

    4 Comments
    2023/11/05
    11:09 UTC

    7

    Ordered 1 burger with fries from McDonald’s, get the wrong order, 4 burgers all with onions 😔

    Haven’t really eaten much food the last 3/4 days. Started feeling pretty sick Otw back to my hotel. Took me an hour to fucking order cause I’m insanely indecisive, wait another 45 minutes for delivery, spend 20 mins smoking a j outside to bring my appetite to max. I walk in to my room, sit down, full relaxed mode…. I check the order and of course it’s the wrong order, then I check what’s in the bag, and guess what. They’ve all been fucking poisoned with onions.

    Got a refund but ruined my night. 3am now and I feel so fucking drained and shit. The thought of all food just repulses me rn

    4 Comments
    2023/11/05
    08:51 UTC

    16

    Fast food trick to get 'no onions' on your order 99% of the time

    Posting because I've seen other post/comments about how fast-food often messes up and puts onions on their burgers. I've eaten a ton of fast food in recent years and dont have this problem, with this one simple trick.

    Instead of telling them what you dont want on the burger, tell them what you do want. This is how I phrase it at the drive thru

    >Me : I'll have the #1 (pause) meat and cheese only.
    >Them : Ok you want the #1.
    >Me : Ya , meat and cheese only.

    In 5 years maybe only 1 time has my food come with onions.

    17 Comments
    2023/11/05
    07:30 UTC

    13

    PSA: “All-meat chili” is false advertising

    It just means “no beans”, it does not necessarily mean “no onions”. Ask me how I know 😫

    3 Comments
    2023/11/04
    15:03 UTC

    2

    Sour cream and onion is…

    I hate onions, they are the most repulsive, hell spawned vegetable I could ever nightmare up. Every time I think about them it’s is a mixture of disgust, anger, and sadness. They truly are the excrement of the devil. Having said all that, I have to admit that the flavor of sour cream and onion, is not only tolerable, it’s good. I feel confused about whether I even belong here anymore. I see in other posts people admitting the same thing. What is this devilry that is attempting to trick our tastebuds into liking these deplorable little turds?

    2 Comments
    2023/11/04
    06:04 UTC

    64

    The worst pickup line imaginable

    7 Comments
    2023/11/04
    10:52 UTC

    27

    This should be illegal

    Why would I ever want to put onions in my hair… blahhhhh

    4 Comments
    2023/11/02
    22:13 UTC

    4

    Onion cough syrup (BLECH)

    Whenever I got really sick as a kid, this happened to me. It was bad enough having to smell the glop of crap that got thrown on the vaporizer, I would get this crap shoved in my face. I never had castor oil but I can't imagine this would be much different. But I couldn't refuse cuz I was a child of the Midwest in the 70s, when "there are people starving in China/Africa/insert whatever exotic locale we colonized" was what you heard if you didn't like something. Which leads to my question: what weird concoctions did you have to eat that included onions.

    10 Comments
    2023/11/02
    08:43 UTC

    15

    i feel nauseous

    i accidentally opened the onionlovers community because it was suggested or whatever so i just opened it without reading the name and all i can say is that was absolutely disgusting i don’t understand how anyone could eat raw onions (cooked as well BUT LIKE RAW???????) i don’t know what raw onions taste like and i never want to know. i could almost smell the pictures :)

    4 Comments
    2023/11/02
    05:56 UTC

    55

    I really walked into that one…

    My husband and I went to this historic farm dinner where they make everything from scratch and some of the stuff is old-timey. Our friends were excited to see the side dish “apples and onions” come out. It had a vaguely pie-filling look to it. I said no thank you, but they were like “oh no, you gotta try it, it tastes nothing like what you’d think.”

    It tasted…

    Like APPLES AND ONIONS.

    Why was this dish even invented? fuck onions

    23 Comments
    2023/11/02
    02:23 UTC

    41

    When onions are out in Mac 'n' cheese...

    I remember 7 years ago when I went to a cafe/restaurant (It was a fusion of the two) and I decided to get the macaroni and cheese, because there's no way that'd have onions in it, right? ...I was SO wrong! There WERE onions in there and it was the most disgusting thing ever! I wanted to THROW UP. Even my mum (I'm from the UK, hence the spelling of "mum") who was there who doesn't really mind onions was like "Wtf? Why would they put onions in there?" I just don't UNDERSTAND! WHY?! Macaroni and cheese shouldn't have NASTY FLIPPIN' ONIONS in it! Not only that, onions don't belong in ANYHTHING! They should be made ILLEGAL!!! If I could, I would make onions just not exist anymore. I would destroy onion crops! They must be purged from this world!!!

    38 Comments
    2023/11/01
    18:27 UTC

    63

    Onions make me gag but onion seasonings don't bother me?

    Does anyone else experience this? A raw or cooked onion makes me physically gag. I actually can't even stand the smell of them being chopped or cooked. Makes me nauseous. Weirdly though a little onion powder in a recipe doesn't bother me. I even like funyuns a onion flavored chip. Curious if others can relate.

    53 Comments
    2023/11/01
    02:25 UTC

    19

    Am I the only one getting headache from the smell of frying onions?

    8 Comments
    2023/10/30
    10:38 UTC

    84

    PSA

    Beware!

    25 Comments
    2023/10/29
    01:59 UTC

    21

    Took me a second as well

    0 Comments
    2023/10/28
    23:11 UTC

    26

    Fuck onions

    Fuck. Onions.

    1 Comment
    2023/10/28
    22:48 UTC

    16

    It adds so much flavor!

    I just want someone to tell me what exactly adding onions does to the flavor of a dish. I want specific, measurable results, not "well I just feel like blah blah blah..."

    21 Comments
    2023/10/28
    21:37 UTC

    75

    People who are kind about us hating onions appreciation post

    My friend had a Halloween party and her coworker hosted it. Her coworker loves onions in everything and was going to be the one cooking for the party so my friend told her she and I hate onions so her coworker made stew for everyone with onions and a separate stew for my friend and I with no onion and I thought that was really nice of her.

    16 Comments
    2023/10/28
    19:47 UTC

    53

    “you cant see the onions if it’s chopped into small pieces” YES I CAN! I CAN SEE IT, I CAN TASTE IT AND I CAN FEEL IT TOO

    20 Comments
    2023/10/27
    21:12 UTC

    16

    Well this just lines up with logic

    4 Comments
    2023/10/27
    18:09 UTC

    47

    Me after ordering something I’ve never had before and not trusting ingredient lists.

    Onions suck! They really really suck!

    6 Comments
    2023/10/27
    15:17 UTC

    26

    Pleasantly surprised

    I appreciate it so much when restaurants make it clear something has onions in it. 👌🏼 Those potatoes would have gone directly into the trash.

    9 Comments
    2023/10/27
    00:28 UTC

    41

    just found out people put onions in tomato soup

    i am disgusted genuinely. i saw a tik tok comment saying their soup tasted bad because they forgot onions, and everyone also agreed they put onions in their soup as well. I was appalled. like my mouth dropped when i found out people do that…

    16 Comments
    2023/10/26
    17:42 UTC

    25

    Why i hate onion?

    I know that i can't eat onions, but there must be a scientific explaination for that?

    26 Comments
    2023/10/25
    18:22 UTC

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