/r/mallninjashit
A sub for all the over-the-top mall ninja knives and other gear found everywhere from gas stations and truck stops to dusty basements. Post your own, or share mall ninja kit you find in the wild.
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/r/mallninjashit
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Perfect for bald guys who yell at their wife and kids at the amusement park
00:50 UTC
Sarajevo
09:46 UTC
Get the popcorn! 🍿
16:27 UTC
For the mall ninjette in your life: Xena Princess Warrior Limited Edition Chakram, 1997
02:40 UTC
Creg Wright...the larp that claims to be Satoshi Nakamoto
20:07 UTC
Mall ninja training regimen
19:20 UTC
A very special sword
01:58 UTC
Unironically posted on Facebook.
If you don't know who Phil Elmore is, scroll back in the sub. Pretty sure his book has been posted within the last year.
15:47 UTC
I think being on this sub is starting to have an impact on the ads I see in the app…
09:36 UTC
Wtf
Literally just cuts into an otherwise completely plain edge knife. Uneven as well.
20:58 UTC
17:57 UTC
How mall ninja is this
16:41 UTC
Am I the only one that kinda enjoys mall ninja shit?
I have a bunch of cheap stuff from budk that I know is useless, but it’s just fun to have. It looks so ridiculous and I love imagining what the designers were thinking while designing them (if they were thinking at all).
04:12 UTC
British madlad
13:50 UTC
The most expensive pool cue ever made, The Intimidator, would fit in any mall ninja collection.
22:56 UTC
That thang in the thumbnail tells me this is going to be a good one.
16:42 UTC
Got this at a pawn shop for $2 a while back. Blade is quite dull.
Opening this thing is quite fun, seeing as it has basically zero grip, is assisted, and the kick is the only way to open it.
21:37 UTC
Screwed
11:55 UTC
How mall ninja is this? It still looks fairly practical to me for light use opening boxes or something.
22:49 UTC
Sick Karambit I got for Christmas in 7th grade
19:50 UTC
A custom made knuckle knife that I designed. I know it looks weird, but that is why I like it.
17:20 UTC
Anyone know what kind of rounds this will stop?
04:56 UTC
Mall ninja or quality?
17:13 UTC
Guy has a subscription for knives
16:19 UTC
How effective is this machete going to be?
07:59 UTC